The Secret of the Sages
Disclaimer: The same as always.
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Picture one of the Moblins in the maze in front of the Forest Temple of Ocarina of Time. Now chop off half of its face, and royally screw up the other half. Make its body look completely diseased, but not so much that you can't tell what it is. Now, enlarge it ten times and give it the mother of all sledgehammers. And put it in front of Link. That's what he is looking at inside the forcefield ring in Trololf's tower. Link looks up and says two words.
"Aw, crap." Link pulls out the Master Sword and the Mirror Shield. The others are powerless to help him. The group has formed a protective circle around Zelda just in case. All weapons are out. Link takes a slash at the monster's legs only to be bounced back. He quickly dives out of the way of the hammer that comes crashing down.
"Come on Link!!" Zelda shouts. Link just grits his teeth.
"Enjoying your playmate?" Link keeps his eyes on the monster, but everyone else looks around wildly. "Poor Hero of Time, can't defeat my weakest minion."
"Trololf." Lylan whispers. Link takes another slash, but just misses getting squashed again.
"HURRY UP AND KILL THAT THING SO WE CAN GO ON!" Elene shouts from the side.
"If you think you can do better...." Link shouts back, still keeping his eyes on the monster. Elene shuts up.
"Oh dear, now....do you honestly believe that you can defeat my minion?" Trololf continues his voice-over. "Well, this may be entertaining for a while, mind if I watch?" That comment draws groans from the group. Link, once again, tries a slash. But this time, he aims for a more.....sensitive spot (all you boys know what area I'm talking about). The monster anticipates this and takes a nice golf swing. Link ends up in serious pain slamming into the forcefield. Zelda shrieks, while the others are too stunned to do anything.
"Owies....." Link says standing up. Impa is checking over the monster carefully, but not finding anything helpful. Looks like Link is on his own.....
**With Nabooru and the other Link**
They are still stuck in that room. Nabooru has been seething for a while now, but she has calmed down. Both she and Link are checking every part of the wall for a way out. When she goes over to where the door used to be, she raps on it with her knuckles. Then she steps back a second. That sounded hollow! She gets a sudden suspicion and puts her hand where the doorknob used to be. And feels her hand close over it and turn it, opening the door!
"Hey Link." She says. Link looks over at her. "How do you get out of a room with no doors or windows?"
"What do you think we have been trying to figure out?!" he shouts. Nabooru opens the door. Link stands there speechless.
"The same way you came in." she says. They charge out the door and down the hall, weapons ready.
**Anyone curious about Rauru?**
Inside the main room of the Light Temple, Rauru pours over texts older than he is (and that's pretty darn old). The crystal walls refract the light like prisms, making it so no light source is necessary inside the Temple. There are almost no decorations, and very little furniture in this room. A small bookcase in one corner, a couch and a table. A crystal chandelier hangs from the ceiling, mostly for decoration. Through the crystal walls you can vaguely make out the gardens outside the Temple. But Rauru doesn't care about any of that. The texts he is looking through are basically instruction manuals. He has kept their existence hidden from the other Sages. But now, he wishes he hadn't. It would be good to have some help here. As he picks up another one, he glances on the cover.
"'A listing of the minions and monsters of the second Gerudo King, Trololf.'" He mutters, reading the title. He opens it up and sees the monster Link is fighting on one of the first pages.
"Let's see here, 'Noin-Moblin, giant monsters with no brains. Mostly uses a giant hammer, although some are reported to use blades not unlike the Biggoron's Sword. Hero of Time defeated by climbing onto tower window and first shooting arrow to at head to stun and open it's mouth, then throwing Powder Keg into the mouth.' We don't have those here..." Rauru mutters. "That's going to be a lot of bombs." He continues reading. " 'After demonstration of power of the kegs, Hylian Gorons banned their production and/or use. Termina Gorons now require extensive training to be licensed.'"
Rauru starts flipping through the pages. Some kind of messed up seagull, also king-sized; a fish that looked like it had been fried in butter and oil and lived to tell of it; and a dragon that looked a lot like Volvagia. Rauru just shakes his head. Then he closes the book and brings it with him down the hall. As he stands on the replica of the Chamber of Sages Light Symbol, he sighs. Link is going to need this. He heads for the Temple of Time, then to Hyrule Castle.
**Back with Link and Nabooru**
"Where are you going?!" Link shouts. Nabooru has been charging at full speed down the hall. Link can barely keep up.
"I can hear something! I think it was Link! My Link!" she shouts back. They round a corner and barely stop in time. In front of them is the giant monster and its hammer, and Link on one knee. As they watch, a fairy comes out from somewhere and heals him. But the monster doesn't wait for him to get better before taking a huge swing. Link somehow manages to dodge, but can't make a counterattack.
"HEY KID!" the elder Link shouts. Present Link (boy is this going to get confusing) glances up.
"NABOORU!" He shouts, then has to dive to get out of the way.
"Keep your eye on the battle kid!" Nabooru calls.
"POWDER KEG!" Elder Link shouts.
"I DON'T HAVE ONE!" Link shouts back.
"That's going to be a LOT of bombs." Elder Link says to Nabooru. Nabooru just groans.
"So what do you do with the powder keg anyway?" Nabooru asks.
"Shove it down its throat." Elder Link replies. Nabooru thinks a bit.
"And how do we do that?" Nabooru asks. "Link has the bombs. There is no way he has that kind of arm." Nabooru and the elder Link are forced to watch the other Link fight for his life.
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Disclaimer: The same as always.
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Picture one of the Moblins in the maze in front of the Forest Temple of Ocarina of Time. Now chop off half of its face, and royally screw up the other half. Make its body look completely diseased, but not so much that you can't tell what it is. Now, enlarge it ten times and give it the mother of all sledgehammers. And put it in front of Link. That's what he is looking at inside the forcefield ring in Trololf's tower. Link looks up and says two words.
"Aw, crap." Link pulls out the Master Sword and the Mirror Shield. The others are powerless to help him. The group has formed a protective circle around Zelda just in case. All weapons are out. Link takes a slash at the monster's legs only to be bounced back. He quickly dives out of the way of the hammer that comes crashing down.
"Come on Link!!" Zelda shouts. Link just grits his teeth.
"Enjoying your playmate?" Link keeps his eyes on the monster, but everyone else looks around wildly. "Poor Hero of Time, can't defeat my weakest minion."
"Trololf." Lylan whispers. Link takes another slash, but just misses getting squashed again.
"HURRY UP AND KILL THAT THING SO WE CAN GO ON!" Elene shouts from the side.
"If you think you can do better...." Link shouts back, still keeping his eyes on the monster. Elene shuts up.
"Oh dear, now....do you honestly believe that you can defeat my minion?" Trololf continues his voice-over. "Well, this may be entertaining for a while, mind if I watch?" That comment draws groans from the group. Link, once again, tries a slash. But this time, he aims for a more.....sensitive spot (all you boys know what area I'm talking about). The monster anticipates this and takes a nice golf swing. Link ends up in serious pain slamming into the forcefield. Zelda shrieks, while the others are too stunned to do anything.
"Owies....." Link says standing up. Impa is checking over the monster carefully, but not finding anything helpful. Looks like Link is on his own.....
**With Nabooru and the other Link**
They are still stuck in that room. Nabooru has been seething for a while now, but she has calmed down. Both she and Link are checking every part of the wall for a way out. When she goes over to where the door used to be, she raps on it with her knuckles. Then she steps back a second. That sounded hollow! She gets a sudden suspicion and puts her hand where the doorknob used to be. And feels her hand close over it and turn it, opening the door!
"Hey Link." She says. Link looks over at her. "How do you get out of a room with no doors or windows?"
"What do you think we have been trying to figure out?!" he shouts. Nabooru opens the door. Link stands there speechless.
"The same way you came in." she says. They charge out the door and down the hall, weapons ready.
**Anyone curious about Rauru?**
Inside the main room of the Light Temple, Rauru pours over texts older than he is (and that's pretty darn old). The crystal walls refract the light like prisms, making it so no light source is necessary inside the Temple. There are almost no decorations, and very little furniture in this room. A small bookcase in one corner, a couch and a table. A crystal chandelier hangs from the ceiling, mostly for decoration. Through the crystal walls you can vaguely make out the gardens outside the Temple. But Rauru doesn't care about any of that. The texts he is looking through are basically instruction manuals. He has kept their existence hidden from the other Sages. But now, he wishes he hadn't. It would be good to have some help here. As he picks up another one, he glances on the cover.
"'A listing of the minions and monsters of the second Gerudo King, Trololf.'" He mutters, reading the title. He opens it up and sees the monster Link is fighting on one of the first pages.
"Let's see here, 'Noin-Moblin, giant monsters with no brains. Mostly uses a giant hammer, although some are reported to use blades not unlike the Biggoron's Sword. Hero of Time defeated by climbing onto tower window and first shooting arrow to at head to stun and open it's mouth, then throwing Powder Keg into the mouth.' We don't have those here..." Rauru mutters. "That's going to be a lot of bombs." He continues reading. " 'After demonstration of power of the kegs, Hylian Gorons banned their production and/or use. Termina Gorons now require extensive training to be licensed.'"
Rauru starts flipping through the pages. Some kind of messed up seagull, also king-sized; a fish that looked like it had been fried in butter and oil and lived to tell of it; and a dragon that looked a lot like Volvagia. Rauru just shakes his head. Then he closes the book and brings it with him down the hall. As he stands on the replica of the Chamber of Sages Light Symbol, he sighs. Link is going to need this. He heads for the Temple of Time, then to Hyrule Castle.
**Back with Link and Nabooru**
"Where are you going?!" Link shouts. Nabooru has been charging at full speed down the hall. Link can barely keep up.
"I can hear something! I think it was Link! My Link!" she shouts back. They round a corner and barely stop in time. In front of them is the giant monster and its hammer, and Link on one knee. As they watch, a fairy comes out from somewhere and heals him. But the monster doesn't wait for him to get better before taking a huge swing. Link somehow manages to dodge, but can't make a counterattack.
"HEY KID!" the elder Link shouts. Present Link (boy is this going to get confusing) glances up.
"NABOORU!" He shouts, then has to dive to get out of the way.
"Keep your eye on the battle kid!" Nabooru calls.
"POWDER KEG!" Elder Link shouts.
"I DON'T HAVE ONE!" Link shouts back.
"That's going to be a LOT of bombs." Elder Link says to Nabooru. Nabooru just groans.
"So what do you do with the powder keg anyway?" Nabooru asks.
"Shove it down its throat." Elder Link replies. Nabooru thinks a bit.
"And how do we do that?" Nabooru asks. "Link has the bombs. There is no way he has that kind of arm." Nabooru and the elder Link are forced to watch the other Link fight for his life.
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