Author's note: Isn't Romeo and Juliet better when it's in modern language?
I get confused by ye olde English so I have done you all a translation!
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2nd rehearsal Act 1 scene 2
Lord Montague: I do not fear the Police's warning, it should be attainable for
Lady Montague: Benvolio? Where is Romeo? Right glad am I he wasn't involved in this morning's brawl!
Benvolio: Madam, I think I saw your Son underneath the sycamore grove.
Lord Montague: Yes, Many days he has sat there, moping about something. Go over there Benvolio, find out what is going on and cheer him up.
Benvolio: Yes Uncle.
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Sycamore Grove.
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Benvolio: Good morning Cousin!
Romeo: Morning? Is it still that early?
Benvolio: Did you think it was later?
Romeo: Sad hours seem long.
Benvolio: What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?
Romeo: Not having what makes them short.
Benvolio: We're talkin' bout Rosaline right?
Romeo: Why doesn't she like me! What's wrong with me!
Benvolio: NOTHING! She's just a stupid Bitch! Come with Mercutio and me to the Capulet ball tonight! There'll be loads of girls better than Rosaline!
Romeo: I dunno,
Benvolio you're GOING! And that's that! Tonight I'll find you a girl, man!
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After a house show everyone from Smackdown was crashed out backstage. Everyone was either going over their matches or discussing the play. One subject that kept coming up was how much everyone DIDN'T want to do the play. Another was how annoying everyone on Raw had suddenly become. Jay (Christian) remarked how much he was looking forward to getting to stab Buh- Buh Dudley on stage when Adam suddenly spoke up.
"Why are you guys so down on Raw anyway? The people one there are the same people who were with us just while ago and you didn't hate them then!"
Everyone shrugged.
Matt spoke up. "It's not us, It's them! They act like they're better than us, won't talk to us."
"Well you guys are retaliating!" pointed out Adam.
"They started it!" muttered Jay.
"Maybe if we're nice to them, they'll be nice to us and we can be friends" Adam stated.
Everyone looked at each other. Jay spoke up.
"We might as well try I suppose."
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Next rehearsal
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(Romeo, Benvolio and Mercutio enter, they are outside the Capulet Mansion)
Romeo: Are you sure there's a party tonight? I don't see anything!
Benvolio: Relax, man! Just listen.
(A servant enters talking to another servant)
Servant 1: We only have a few hours to get the invitations out to everyone!
Servant 2: The Party is not until late tonight, we have time.
Servant 1: Shall we deliver together?
Servant 2: Let's split up. Here is your guest list.
(Exit Servant 2)
Servant 1: Oh No! I don't even know who these people are! Hey! YOU!
(Mercutio turns around)
Mercutio: What do you want?
Servant 1: Sorry to bother you sir but who is Mercutio? I have an invitation for him.
Mercutio: Mercutio? That's me.
Servant 1: (Hands Mercutio Invitation) Here you are sir. I shall see you tonight.
Mercutio: (Reading) The Capulet Ball, tonight 9:00pm until late. Fancy dress optional but preferred. Come if you are not of the house of Montague. To Mercutio and Friends.
Romeo: We're not allowed.
Mercutio: Yes you are! Look 'Mercutio and Friends', that's you! You're my friends.
Benvolio: It's fancy dress, we can wear masks or disguises.
Romeo: Well,
Mercutio: It'll be fun! I'll meet you guys here tonight.
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"Hey! RAW guys!" Shouted Adam after rehearsal. "We're going on to Kazza's Pizza place afterwards, you wanna come?"
Some people made excuses, others just plain refused, The Dudleys made some rude comments about Not wanting to go ANYWHERE with Smackdown. Only Amy and Trish accepted their invitation.
"SEE!" hissed Jay to Adam. "It's them!"
Adam pretended not to hear.
"Everyone for Pizza follow me!"
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Author's note: Feedback please, pretty please. And any advice very welcome.
2nd rehearsal Act 1 scene 2
Lord Montague: I do not fear the Police's warning, it should be attainable for
Lady Montague: Benvolio? Where is Romeo? Right glad am I he wasn't involved in this morning's brawl!
Benvolio: Madam, I think I saw your Son underneath the sycamore grove.
Lord Montague: Yes, Many days he has sat there, moping about something. Go over there Benvolio, find out what is going on and cheer him up.
Benvolio: Yes Uncle.
*********
Sycamore Grove.
*********
Benvolio: Good morning Cousin!
Romeo: Morning? Is it still that early?
Benvolio: Did you think it was later?
Romeo: Sad hours seem long.
Benvolio: What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?
Romeo: Not having what makes them short.
Benvolio: We're talkin' bout Rosaline right?
Romeo: Why doesn't she like me! What's wrong with me!
Benvolio: NOTHING! She's just a stupid Bitch! Come with Mercutio and me to the Capulet ball tonight! There'll be loads of girls better than Rosaline!
Romeo: I dunno,
Benvolio you're GOING! And that's that! Tonight I'll find you a girl, man!
**************
After a house show everyone from Smackdown was crashed out backstage. Everyone was either going over their matches or discussing the play. One subject that kept coming up was how much everyone DIDN'T want to do the play. Another was how annoying everyone on Raw had suddenly become. Jay (Christian) remarked how much he was looking forward to getting to stab Buh- Buh Dudley on stage when Adam suddenly spoke up.
"Why are you guys so down on Raw anyway? The people one there are the same people who were with us just while ago and you didn't hate them then!"
Everyone shrugged.
Matt spoke up. "It's not us, It's them! They act like they're better than us, won't talk to us."
"Well you guys are retaliating!" pointed out Adam.
"They started it!" muttered Jay.
"Maybe if we're nice to them, they'll be nice to us and we can be friends" Adam stated.
Everyone looked at each other. Jay spoke up.
"We might as well try I suppose."
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Next rehearsal
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(Romeo, Benvolio and Mercutio enter, they are outside the Capulet Mansion)
Romeo: Are you sure there's a party tonight? I don't see anything!
Benvolio: Relax, man! Just listen.
(A servant enters talking to another servant)
Servant 1: We only have a few hours to get the invitations out to everyone!
Servant 2: The Party is not until late tonight, we have time.
Servant 1: Shall we deliver together?
Servant 2: Let's split up. Here is your guest list.
(Exit Servant 2)
Servant 1: Oh No! I don't even know who these people are! Hey! YOU!
(Mercutio turns around)
Mercutio: What do you want?
Servant 1: Sorry to bother you sir but who is Mercutio? I have an invitation for him.
Mercutio: Mercutio? That's me.
Servant 1: (Hands Mercutio Invitation) Here you are sir. I shall see you tonight.
Mercutio: (Reading) The Capulet Ball, tonight 9:00pm until late. Fancy dress optional but preferred. Come if you are not of the house of Montague. To Mercutio and Friends.
Romeo: We're not allowed.
Mercutio: Yes you are! Look 'Mercutio and Friends', that's you! You're my friends.
Benvolio: It's fancy dress, we can wear masks or disguises.
Romeo: Well,
Mercutio: It'll be fun! I'll meet you guys here tonight.
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"Hey! RAW guys!" Shouted Adam after rehearsal. "We're going on to Kazza's Pizza place afterwards, you wanna come?"
Some people made excuses, others just plain refused, The Dudleys made some rude comments about Not wanting to go ANYWHERE with Smackdown. Only Amy and Trish accepted their invitation.
"SEE!" hissed Jay to Adam. "It's them!"
Adam pretended not to hear.
"Everyone for Pizza follow me!"
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Author's note: Feedback please, pretty please. And any advice very welcome.