By: sefpyro©®™
Disclaimer: this is mine if you steal it you must be a very sad and lonely person!!! Names have been changed to protect the stupid and 'innocent' (yah right!!!!)
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"Better. Now did you feed 'Vegeta'?" Vegeta, who had happened to have been outside the door when she asked, decided to pick that moment to make his presence known. Vegeta was very unusual creature, he was, in theory a griffon, but in reality he was only about a foot and a half tall. He had wings growing out of his shoulders, and his wingspan was about two feet, so he was capable of flight, but other than that his features were dominantly feline. He didn't have a beak, which in itself was a rarity, but that wasn't all that was different. His entire body (with the exception of his wings) was covered with black and brown fur. In fact if it weren't for the wings he would just look like a large tabby cat, he even had white markings from his nose to his chest, and his feet were white. He was quite intelligent and hated being kept waiting.
"Wasn't someone supposed to feed me by now?" he said in more a demand than question.
"There you are, you big fur ball, we were just talking about you!" she exclaimed mockingly.
"Very funny you evil witch." He said while trying to pry the lid of a can of cat food with his 'claws' "You know you're going be late, and you know how they make you scan your ID if your late at the asylum of evil torture college preparatory (this is where the evil Dark lord of all Darkness went to school during the day, she had gotten to this advanced school of torture by taking thousands of standardized tests and for excelling at the art of evil torture) !!!" Vegeta commented, still attempting to open the can, and as of yet quite unsuccessful.
"Don't make fun of her! If she gets mad and blows up my bong then I won't feed you ever again." Lump declared with all seriousness.
"Oh crap, I took to long killing the servants!! Now I'm gonna have to get new servants and fly to school!! I hate that! Evil henchmen that don't charge by the hour are hard to find! And traffic's gonna be a bitch today since the Super-bowl was yesterday! Maybe I can catch up with the bus and ride on top then I'll have an excuse if the bus is late! But then I'll have to sit there in the cold and wait for my other bus at the other bus stop, that really sucks!"
"Damn it! I broke a claw." Vegeta exclaimed, not really paying attention to Lump, who had been hovering overhim in a threatening manor. He was just about to hit him with a large frying pan, just then vegeta moved pushing the can to Sefpyro (S'E'F'- pyro) with his paw.
"Can you please open this for me, I pulled the stupid cap offand I definitely can't operate the can opener" he ended with "Oh, Dark Lord of all Darkness!" knowing that she responded best to blind obedience and flattery.
She knew he was attempting to manipulate her and she wanted a little revenge for his condescending little late speech and about missing the morning bus "okay" she said as she began using her eye laser technique to cut the can in half " there! Watch out for the edges, we don't want you to cut yourself!" she said in her most mocking tone.
He didn't care what she was saying, he was so busy stuffing his face with food.
Rolling her eyes she busily started throwing shit into her book bag and changing clothes, regardless of Vegeta and Lump, who had just noticed what she was doing and had begun to blush furiously and look around nervously. Lump had begun pretending to look for his bong and Vegeta had just buried his face in his food regardless of the can edges. When she finished she started putting on her bracelets; a set of seven black beaded strings, which were so big that she had to wrap them twice around her wrist; and her favorite ring ; a thick silver band with small indentations in it, she wore it on her pinky just for the effect.
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