Smashing Evil Bus Riders
By:
Sefpyro©®™
Disclaimer: don't make me throw Hamtaro at you !!! this is my story!! If you think otherwise then go suck a log!!!
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"Out of here you jackasses!" she said clearing them from the room and bolting the door behind them! "Damn no time to stop at waffle house! I'm never gonna make that bus unless it's really, really, really late! She slipped her keys and a small wrapped package into her bag. She quickly made sure she had everything and she unbolted the door (A/N: :it was shielded so she couldn't instant transmission in or out) ran out and bolted the door back.
She knew there was really very little chance of her catching the bus so she decided to instant transmission to the bus, the only problem was if anyone was sitting in her seat they were gonna get crushed literally by her book bag which weighed 400lbs. because of her weight training gear (also known as books). She didn't really care she'd crushed about 20 people so far this year and it didn't bother her past that she had to clean her bok bag again after it happened.
She popped into the seat knowing that she had just crushed someone. "So Kara (fake name), who did I get that time?" She asked the girl sitting across from her. Kara was about five foot nine and had dark brown hair and eyes, she wore glasses and always carried around a huge book bag that weighed about 50 lbs.(the only reason Sefpyro's was so heavy was that she hadn't been to her locker in months and had in fact forgotten where it was!) she was pretty smart although she apparently sucked at history. She was often late and seemed like the kind of person who would wear a pocket protector (though she wouldn't be caught dead in one). She had braces, but she wasn't at all self conscious about them. She was cool in her own way.
"It's a good day now! You crushed David (fake name) so all is right with the world!!" they both rejoiced knowing now they would never see the dreaded David again!!
"Yeah, yey!!" they both chanted in unison, with an almost hypnotic rhythm.
"Now if tomorrow you can get Samantha (fake name), all will be right with the universe!!" Kara told Sefpyro with hope in her voice.
"Okay but your cleaning my book bag this time! I hate that, and I killed those stupid purple monkeys this morning so now I need to find new henchmen (or women) or to be politically correct, henchperson (s).
"Hey speaking of your book bag, why is it purple?" Kara asked.
"Damn it, I must have gotten henchperson on it!! What the hell am I gonna do with a purple book bag?!?!?(those of you who know me see how this is ironic!! Mwahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!) Oh well, I'll just have to get a new one." She began deciding what type of book bag she should get this time.
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HUZZAH!!! Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you have liked this insane journey through my mind so far!! And please review me!!!!!!!!!!!
