Chapter 4
Drugged White Siberian Tigers, Ninjas, Griffons and Death by Ham
By :
SEFpyro©®™
Disclaimer: these characters all consented to be in this story, and for some odd reason beyond my understanding, this is how they really see themselves!! They picked what they wanted to do in the story and these are the characters they made of themselves. I cannot be held legally responsible for the sanity of my characters!! Also if you don't believe me then you can go find a desk and suck it!!
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It went on this way for quite some time until the old smelly broken-down bus finally reached its destination. The school was very unusual; it had the most descriptive name for what it was. The outside of the asylum of evil torture college preparatory high school was very much like a prison. It was a two- story building that gave an onlooker the creeps. It looked very bleak, this impression was accentuated by the dead trees and rank grass that surrounded the campus. It was surrounded on all sides by sixty-foot tall barbed wire fences. The inside was just as dismal, it was an unusual color gray that made everyone and everything that set foot inside it's halls look pale and washed out.
It's occupants were…well you'll see!!
Sefpyro walked in knowing she was about to be surrounded by some of the most bizarre creatures on the face of the planet. She thought to herself **oh god, not again! Make it stop! If I have to put up with that drugged up White Siberian Tiger who's stalking that stupid ninja, once more, I might rip out her tail and strangle her with it!!**. Just as she thought this to herself, who should jump out at her but the heroine addicted tiger herself.
"Hey Sefpyro have you seen Daniel anywhere have you??" she asked while sniffing the air. "I smell him around here somewhere but he keeps giving me the slip!" she said in a rather disappointed tone.
"Onna if you don't stop chasing that damn deranged ninja around real soon I might get you sent back to the dungeon!" Sefpyro threatened in her most menacing tone. ** if I have to put up with another minute of that I might have to kill myself.
"Not again! Last time they tied me up and made me perform magic tricks for Seigfried and Roy!" Onna screamed reliving the traumatizing experience.
(begin Onna dream sequence) "What are you doing to Seigfried? Why are you naked? What are you doing with that wand?" Onna remembers saying as she watched on in terror. (end dream sequence). Onna had been mumbling aloud for a while now, but Sefpyro had given up on any semi-intelligent conversation with the nutty tiger. Sefpyro was focusing all of her immediate attention on telepathically warning the ninja. **^^ Run Daniel! This should keep her distracted for a while but I think she's coming out of it^^**. Sefpyro had been aware of the ninja's plight for quite some time and was extremely sympathetic.
**-- how the fuck did you know I was here?--** he thought somewhat dumbfounded.
**^^because I can still see your arm! If your gonna hide at least pay attention to what your doing!!^^** she thought as she watched the arm vanish before her eyes. **man it's creepy when he does that!** she thought to her self.
Onna finally came back to herself (if not reality!!), fortunately she was for some unknown reason, completely oblivious to Sefpyro's mind-speaking abilities. "Hey, why is your book bag moving?" she asked as she began sniffing the air again, in her attempt to locate the ninja. "I know he's here somewhere!"
"what are you talking about my book bag?" she took off her book bag and began to examine it carefully. It was in fact moving. "Anyway," Sefpyro started feeling a little sadistic. "why don't you try down that hall?" she asked knowing that Daniel the moron ninja had just escaped in that direction.
"I tink I already looked there!" Onna said in a somewhat desperate tone.
**damn, that would have been hilarious** Sefpyro thought, as Onna ran off in a hurry and accidentally ran into the stairs while she was sniffing for her ninja prey.
Sefpyro opened her book bag and looked inside to find the most hilarious and disturbing thing ever. She saw Sakori crammed in her book bag trying to get plastered on crack laced donuts. Sakori was also a griffon. She looked almost exactly like Vegeta except she was nearly twice his height his size and her body was completely black with the exception of her paws and nose.