Chapter 5!!

Bloody Hell!!

Disclaimer: I own all of the people in this story except the people that I don't own!!

"Sakori what the fuck are you doing in there?" she asked all the while wondering how the drugged up griffon had managed to get herself into the book bag, and at that she wondered how the uber-hyper griffon had managed to stay in such a confined space for so long.

"Nothing, nothing at all" Sakori snapped.

"G'ez Sakori you don't have to be so grumpy. It's not like I threw my book bag down the bus steps like I usually do in the morning." Sefpyro said mockingly. She had thrown the book bag and it's smuggled contents down the steps because of the icky purple residue still stuck on it.

"I know you didn't but I'm just in a farking bad mood damnit!!!" Sakori said while Sefpyro looked at her like this @.@;; and the like this #.# then *.* then n.n then u.u then ().() then {}.{} then [].[] all in a matter of moments.

"Ri-ght then ok… wtf are you doing in my bag?" Sefpyro asked once she had regained her stoic mask of indifference. She had much practice with the stoic look of indifference due to numerous years spent practicing torture. In times of stress this mask accompanied by an icy glare sent shivers down victims spines as they cowered in fear and awe.

"ummm actually I'm not sure…" she said as she slowly clambered out of her hiding spot.

"Alrighty then." She said in an Ace Ventura Pet Detective voice.

The two soon parted ways and Sefpyro trudged up the stairs to the bat cave – it wasn't really cool enough to be called a bat cave but it didn't have any other name so she called it bat cave anyway. She would continue to call it the bat cave till she found a better place to call the bat cave and she found a new name for it.

She was looking for Jojo her trusty and entertaining best friend. Jojo was slightly taller than Sefpyro, but no one could ever tell because of Sefpyro's choice in footwear. Jojo had long brown dreads and a Rastafarian accent gained from all the time she spent in Jamaica, sitting on the beach listening to steel drums and Bob Marley albums. The twain were best friends and you could usually pick them out in a crowd by their black beanies with the Jojo The Panda Comics icon on the front and either a squirrel or a panda on the front.

Suddenly Sammy popped up out of no where like those annoying pop-ups that are so innumerable that you have to restart the computer just to get away with your life a.k.a. spam.

"Grrrrrrrr! You! You're the one who programmed my bonzi buddy to sing 'suck, suck, suck the chicken' for four hours then self-destruct! That damn purple gorilla took my entire tower with it! (A/N: I did that to her compy irl ! it was funny as all get out!! J/k !! it didn't really blow up her tower!!)!! Sammy advanced toward her. The small neko (cat @.@) not being a great physical threat but the glint in her eyes would mean horrendous pain to some unfortunate few.

"That's Right!! And now I'm summoning Vegeta to remove you from my presence!" she said as she telepathically called the miniature griffon to her. "I hope you like pinto beans! Because when he gets here I'm having him drag you to the poison room ( I believe some beings refer to these filthy areas as 'cafeterias' ) and force feed you pinto beans and bologna until you start liking it!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

" ahhhhhhhhh!!! No not PINTO BEANS!!! NEVER!!!! I'LL NEVER SURRENDER!!" Sammy screamed.

"Muhawahahahahahahaha!" Sefpyro screamed and started hysterically giggling and pointing at the cat.

Meanwhile Sammy had sobered a little and had steepled her fingers (claws) and begun shifting her eyes around the room in a paranoid manor.

"What the hell are you plotting!?!?"

"Fook U! I'll never tell." She said in a horrible Scottish accent.

"Fine then I'm confiscating your Inu Yasha Plushie !" she threatened.

"No! Not my Yasha!!!"

"Maybe if you tell me what you were plotting" she said, all the while knowing that she was gonna steal the plushie anyway.

"I will conquer the world! And then I will have all the RAMEN to myself! Mine all mine! And you will never have the ramen!" she announced in a fanatical fashion.

"o.O….And I thought the Seigfried and Roy flashback was bad! Man that was nothing and it's still only 7:45! Imagine what the Rest of the Day is gonna be like!" she mumbled more to herself than anyone else. ^__^

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FIVE MINUTES LATER

"Finally Vegeta! What took you so long?" she demanded.

"I cut myself on that stinkin' can." He stated indignantly.

"Uh!" she began grumbling something like 'damn griffons! You try to be nice and they just turn it against you……..'.

"Hey! We can hear every word you say! You EVIL BITCH!" they screamed in unison.

"Why, thank you! That's the nicest thing you said to me all day."