Ok, I know that most of the chapters are incredibly short and all but, I JUST WANT YOU TO READ MY AWFULL STORIES UNTIL YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES! Ok, have I just turned insane over the weekend or is that just me? Ok, let's start!

Fox looked around what room he was thrown into. He couldn't understand it, he had done what was looked as respectable for a priest boy and yet, they were treating him like a known criminal. That's when the toad to his left just shook his head and began to speak.
"Well, since we're stuck in here, I'll introduce myself. I'm Slippy, second in command of the space pirate group, Star Fox," said the small toad bravely.
"Hi, I'm, well, at the moment now, Fox," he said as he turned up a fake smile.
"Oh, I see, hiding your identity because, you're a pirate just like me," Slippy said cracking a smile, it was good to have another like him around in jail because it made escape a lot easier. (Ok, just to take some time off, I will say this, CRIME IS BAD! No matter what side of the grass you are on, it is bad! Ok, let's get back to business.)
"No I'm not, you see, I, I forgot who I am," he said as he turned away.
"Well, know that I got a good look at you, I'd say you remind me of someone," said the toad as he got up and walked to him.
"Who? I mean, what do you mean by that?" Fox asked as he watched him come towards him and sit down on his bed.
"Our late captain, James McCloud, he was the best," Slippy said wistfully.
"How so? I mean, all I was ever taught from my teachings were that all pirates had no heroes," Fox said plainly.
"That's not at all true then, you see, I was his adopted son, and I learned from him everything I knew. I learned to be a pirate of honesty and how to never back down," he said merrily.
"Well, this man you call father, I, well, know that I have one, but I can't remember his name, but I know what he looks like," Fox said starting to get teary-eyed.
"Listen, since you saved my life, let's make a truce, I will help you remember your father and never burn down a town if you help me get out of this place. What about it? I promise that I'll help you leave here too," Slippy said as he got up and moved his hand towards him. Fox just looked at it, wondering what he should do.
'What culture is this? Oh well, I'll do anything to get out of here and go running towards my other friends for help, I guess I'll do it," Fox thought as he placed his paw into Slippy's. Then all of the sudden, Slippy hoisted him up and slapped him hard on the back.
"Now that's a pirate in the making! Good deal my friend, you can always trust my word, and that's going by the pirate's laws!" Slippy said happily.
"Laws? Pirates have laws?" Fox asked as he turned to him with a questioning look on his face.
"Why, of course they do! Why, haven't you ever taken a trip across space? We all have to abide by laws there or it's lights out for you," he said getting a frown on his face. Why did this strange fur act like he was born about a thousand years ago and not 20 years ago like he dressed?
"Well, I haven't really, but it sounds very interesting, I would like to sometime, but, you see, I, if I can trust you with this, I was locked in a crystal for 1000 years until now and that's really a long story I have yet to remember parts of, but you see I-" Fox began but was abruptly cut off.
"I don't really care about that, I agreed to help you with your father remember? Ok, today, we'll work on that, and at night, we'll escape. I've done this in all types of everything so I know what to do," Slippy said laying out the plans.
'What did I just get myself into?' Fox asked himself as he peered out the small window at the high noon sun, whishing to get everything like it was back to normal.
Across town, Krystal was losing her patience worrying about Fox.
"So that's what that meat head did?! Why didn't you stop him?!" she screamed at Falco.
"Listen, I tried to, but all that happened was a police man stopped me and said nothing could be done, but I think I know where he is," Falco said, trying to stay calm.
"Where, at the hospital for examination!" Krystal screamed at him.
"No, I mean at the county jail, I heard that someone was killed and well, you can guess the rest, but it was the oddest thing, before he went in, he clutched his head and-" Falco was cut short by Krystal letting out a half-given sigh of relief.
"Well, at least he might have gotten some of his memory back," she said under her breathe as she trotted towards the door with her coat.
"Where are you going?" Katt asked her.
"I'm going to get him back, even if it takes all night," she said as she walked out the door.
"You know what I think," Katt said to Falco in a sly matter," I think she likes the guy. Their a perfect couple."
"Do you think they'll ever notice?" Falco asked as he turned to Katt, then they both broke out in laughter.

Great isn't it? Long too, maybe I shouldn't do that next time,. well, reply!