Chapter 5.
Crossover: C/IY
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Kag/Inu, Mir/San
Key:
Thoughts: |Thoughts|
Actions: -Actions-
Time: *Time*
Spoken: "Spoken"
Author's Notes: ((Author's Notes))
Disclaimer: NO!!!!!! You can't make me!!!! Never surrender!!!!! -a straitjacket magically appears around her body- AKK!!!!!!! -lawyer peoples come drag her into those sponge rooms in the asylum-
The. Fic.
"Shopping?" asked Piper incredously.
"Yeah, shopping!" Phoebe said. She was bouncing around by then.
"Phoebe, I don't think this is the time for shopping." Prue said.
"Oh, yes it is!" she exclaimed.
"Care to give an explanation?" Piper questioned.
"Shopping? What is this shopping?" Miroku asked Kagome.
"Well," Kagome said, "shopping is where you buy things, mostly clothes."
"Oh.." said Miroku, who had just become enlightened.
And now, back to the..erm..discussion.
"We need to go shopping because they don't have clothes," Phoebe explained patiently.
"Yeah they do, they don't look exactly naked," said an exasperated Piper.
"No they don't, well not modern ones."
"Yeah, so?"
"How are we going to take them places?"
"Good point. Shopping time it is!"
"Wait a minute," Prue said, "They don't have modern clothes to use."
((A/N: Bleh. -.- I need sleep.))
"Well," Phoebe hesitated, "they can borrow clothes from us!" She smiled happily.
Prue thought, trying to disagree, but couldn't. "Alright," she said, "come on. Boys, follow Leo. Girls, follow me."
"Kay," Kagome replied.
Prue, Piper, and Phoebe started to walk to Phoebe's room. Kagome and Sango followed. Leo started to go to his room with Inuyasha and Miroku following. Cole and Shippou were left in the living room. Cole had wandered off somewhere. Shippou was really bored.
He thought, |Hmm .I am bored.what should I do? Hey, I know! I'll play the game Kagome taught me.|
He then started to play Sticks with Kirara.
((A/N: Any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Prunus, especially P.avium or P.cerasus, native chiefly to northern temperate regions and having pink or white flowers and small juicy drupes. -^-^- That was on my pencil.))
In Phoebe's room the sisters and Sango were puzzling over what Kagome should wear.
"Hmm..maybe this," Piper held up an orange halter top.
"Nah," Kagome responded. "I don't like halters."
"How about this?" asked Sango. She held up a simple green baby tee.
"Okay." Kagome slipped it on.
"Nice fit," Prue commented.
"Here," Phoebe tossed a pair of denim short shorts at Kagome, "Wear these. Oh, and these flip-flops."
She slipped the shorts on, then the flip-flops.
"I'm good. Sango, your turn."
Phoebe dug through her closet.
"How about that?" Prue gestured at something.
"Ooh! Good idea!" Phoebe dug out a white halter and passed it to Piper. Piper handed it to Sango.
"Here, try it on."
She did so.
"I like it." Sango told her.
"Okay," said Phoebe who had gotten out of the closet. "Wear these with it." She held out an asymmetrical denim skirt and sandals.
Sango tried them on.
"Alright," Prue said, "I think we're good to go."
Now on to Leo and Piper's room.
Miroku was first, so they could save the argument that you know will happen.
"Wear these," Leo held up a black shirt with baggy jeans.
"As you wish." Miroku changed into it.
"Oh yeah, and these sneakers." Leo tossed over a pair.
Miroku agreeably put them on. Now for the hard part. Inuyasha. Miroku sighed under his breath with pity for his new friend. Leo was unaware of the hardship he would face. We must pity him. Come on everyone, pray for Leo.
Leo held up a red and white plaid button down shirt with a white shirt and jeans. "Here Inuyasha, put these on."
((A/N: Teehee! If he was wearing red pants, he'd look like a candy cane! Yeppo! ^-^))
"Feh." He crossed his arms and went into his trademark position.
Miroku told Inuyasha, "Come on, don't be difficult."
"I'll be difficult if I want to be, damnit!"
"Inuyasha," this was Leo, strangely patient, "Please just put these on."
"Feh. What's wrong with my clothes?"
"Well, they don't look exactly like clothes people wear in this time period."
"So?"
"So then we can't go to the mall."
"I care why?"
Miroku intervened. "Please do not make me call Lady Kagome." Inuyasha blanched at the thought of the dreaded 'sit'.
"I'll try on your stupid clothes."
"Thank you," Leo said as he handed Inuyasha them. Inuyasha then retreated into the bathroom. A few minutes later he came out wearing the clothes.
"You also need to wear these shoes," Leo told Inuyasha.
"Keh! Why can't I just go barefoot?"
"Inuyasha.." Miroku trailed off threateningly, well threateningly for a hentai monk anyway. Inuyasha put on the shoes.
"Ok," Leo told them as Piper was telling the girls, "now we need to go meet the girls in the living room."
They went down the stairs and the girls were there too. Cole had wandered back into the room at some point. Shippou was sitting on the couch.
"Come on everyone, let's go now that we're all dressed," Prue said.
She walked out to the car with everyone else following like little chickies. She quickly made a headcount. "Drat. We have to take two cars."
"Why?" Sango asked.
"Because there are 11 of us and the car only holds seven."
"Well," Leo said, "I could orb some of us."
"And Shippou could go on my lap and Kirara on Sango's," Kagome offered.
"Ok. Then everybody go in the car except Leo and Cole. You two use your respective travel modes." She opened the car doors. The Inuyasha-tachi stood there except Kagome who went in.
"You go in the doors and sit in the seats," she explained.
"Oh.." Sango trailed off.
After a bit of hussle, all who were supposed to be in the car were actually in the car. Phoebe was the driver. Prue was in the front seat. Inuyasha and Miroku were in the middle seat. Kagome, Sango, and Piper with Shippou and Kirara on Kagome's and Sango's laps were in the back.
"Okay, let's get going!" Phoebe stepped on the gas.
-Thud-
-Crack-
-Thunk-
"What in the hell was that?!" screamed Inuyasha, who had gotten his head thunked on the seat, over Sango's and Miroku's screams of terror, both of whom had gotten their heads thunked as well.
"It's just a car!" Kagome screamed calmly at him.
((A/N: Rather oxymoron-ish, don'tcha think?))
"Car?! What in the fucking hell is a car?!" yelled Mr. You-Know-Who. "Not to be impolite Lady Kagome-"
-Thwack-
Miroku's head had gotten thwacked. Can you guess why? First two guesses don't count. As usual, Miroku had taken advantage of the confusion to grope Sango's ass, after he finished screaming of course.
"Inuyasha, a car is a machine that takes you places." Kagome told him at a stoplight.
-Thud-
-Crack-
-Thunk-
"AAGGHH!!"
"DAMMIT!!!"
"OWWWW!!!!"
((A/N: T-T Wah! I wish they made Chibi Inuyasha fabric!!! I'm making a bathrobe for sewing and the fabric has rosebuds and I wish it had Chibi Inuyasha's! T-T))
"Are you wearing seatbelts?"
Understandably clueless, they replied, "What are seatbelts: wench, Lady Kagome, Kagome-chan?"
"Aggg.." she moaned under her breath.
((A/N: AK!! It's not fair! I am the only girl afloat in a sea of guys! Really annoying and hentai guys who ask me out every day! -Looks at all the pissed readers- *-* I shut up now.))
Calmly massaging her temples she asked Phoebe, "Please pull over."
"Sure," Phoebe replied.
"Ok, do you see the funny-shaped metal things?" she questioned them.
"Yes."
"Then do you see the thingies?" she asked as she pointed at them.
"Yes."
"Grab the metal thingies and put them into the slot on the other thingies."
They did so.
"Phoebe, you can start the car again."
"Okey-dokey."
She complied and drove off, thankfully with no thunks.
Disclaimer: NO!!!!!! You can't make me!!!! Never surrender!!!!! -a straitjacket magically appears around her body- AKK!!!!!!! -lawyer peoples come drag her into those sponge rooms in the asylum-
The. Fic.
"Shopping?" asked Piper incredously.
"Yeah, shopping!" Phoebe said. She was bouncing around by then.
"Phoebe, I don't think this is the time for shopping." Prue said.
"Oh, yes it is!" she exclaimed.
"Care to give an explanation?" Piper questioned.
"Shopping? What is this shopping?" Miroku asked Kagome.
"Well," Kagome said, "shopping is where you buy things, mostly clothes."
"Oh.." said Miroku, who had just become enlightened.
And now, back to the..erm..discussion.
"We need to go shopping because they don't have clothes," Phoebe explained patiently.
"Yeah they do, they don't look exactly naked," said an exasperated Piper.
"No they don't, well not modern ones."
"Yeah, so?"
"How are we going to take them places?"
"Good point. Shopping time it is!"
"Wait a minute," Prue said, "They don't have modern clothes to use."
((A/N: Bleh. -.- I need sleep.))
"Well," Phoebe hesitated, "they can borrow clothes from us!" She smiled happily.
Prue thought, trying to disagree, but couldn't. "Alright," she said, "come on. Boys, follow Leo. Girls, follow me."
"Kay," Kagome replied.
Prue, Piper, and Phoebe started to walk to Phoebe's room. Kagome and Sango followed. Leo started to go to his room with Inuyasha and Miroku following. Cole and Shippou were left in the living room. Cole had wandered off somewhere. Shippou was really bored.
He thought, |Hmm .I am bored.what should I do? Hey, I know! I'll play the game Kagome taught me.|
He then started to play Sticks with Kirara.
((A/N: Any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Prunus, especially P.avium or P.cerasus, native chiefly to northern temperate regions and having pink or white flowers and small juicy drupes. -^-^- That was on my pencil.))
In Phoebe's room the sisters and Sango were puzzling over what Kagome should wear.
"Hmm..maybe this," Piper held up an orange halter top.
"Nah," Kagome responded. "I don't like halters."
"How about this?" asked Sango. She held up a simple green baby tee.
"Okay." Kagome slipped it on.
"Nice fit," Prue commented.
"Here," Phoebe tossed a pair of denim short shorts at Kagome, "Wear these. Oh, and these flip-flops."
She slipped the shorts on, then the flip-flops.
"I'm good. Sango, your turn."
Phoebe dug through her closet.
"How about that?" Prue gestured at something.
"Ooh! Good idea!" Phoebe dug out a white halter and passed it to Piper. Piper handed it to Sango.
"Here, try it on."
She did so.
"I like it." Sango told her.
"Okay," said Phoebe who had gotten out of the closet. "Wear these with it." She held out an asymmetrical denim skirt and sandals.
Sango tried them on.
"Alright," Prue said, "I think we're good to go."
Now on to Leo and Piper's room.
Miroku was first, so they could save the argument that you know will happen.
"Wear these," Leo held up a black shirt with baggy jeans.
"As you wish." Miroku changed into it.
"Oh yeah, and these sneakers." Leo tossed over a pair.
Miroku agreeably put them on. Now for the hard part. Inuyasha. Miroku sighed under his breath with pity for his new friend. Leo was unaware of the hardship he would face. We must pity him. Come on everyone, pray for Leo.
Leo held up a red and white plaid button down shirt with a white shirt and jeans. "Here Inuyasha, put these on."
((A/N: Teehee! If he was wearing red pants, he'd look like a candy cane! Yeppo! ^-^))
"Feh." He crossed his arms and went into his trademark position.
Miroku told Inuyasha, "Come on, don't be difficult."
"I'll be difficult if I want to be, damnit!"
"Inuyasha," this was Leo, strangely patient, "Please just put these on."
"Feh. What's wrong with my clothes?"
"Well, they don't look exactly like clothes people wear in this time period."
"So?"
"So then we can't go to the mall."
"I care why?"
Miroku intervened. "Please do not make me call Lady Kagome." Inuyasha blanched at the thought of the dreaded 'sit'.
"I'll try on your stupid clothes."
"Thank you," Leo said as he handed Inuyasha them. Inuyasha then retreated into the bathroom. A few minutes later he came out wearing the clothes.
"You also need to wear these shoes," Leo told Inuyasha.
"Keh! Why can't I just go barefoot?"
"Inuyasha.." Miroku trailed off threateningly, well threateningly for a hentai monk anyway. Inuyasha put on the shoes.
"Ok," Leo told them as Piper was telling the girls, "now we need to go meet the girls in the living room."
They went down the stairs and the girls were there too. Cole had wandered back into the room at some point. Shippou was sitting on the couch.
"Come on everyone, let's go now that we're all dressed," Prue said.
She walked out to the car with everyone else following like little chickies. She quickly made a headcount. "Drat. We have to take two cars."
"Why?" Sango asked.
"Because there are 11 of us and the car only holds seven."
"Well," Leo said, "I could orb some of us."
"And Shippou could go on my lap and Kirara on Sango's," Kagome offered.
"Ok. Then everybody go in the car except Leo and Cole. You two use your respective travel modes." She opened the car doors. The Inuyasha-tachi stood there except Kagome who went in.
"You go in the doors and sit in the seats," she explained.
"Oh.." Sango trailed off.
After a bit of hussle, all who were supposed to be in the car were actually in the car. Phoebe was the driver. Prue was in the front seat. Inuyasha and Miroku were in the middle seat. Kagome, Sango, and Piper with Shippou and Kirara on Kagome's and Sango's laps were in the back.
"Okay, let's get going!" Phoebe stepped on the gas.
-Thud-
-Crack-
-Thunk-
"What in the hell was that?!" screamed Inuyasha, who had gotten his head thunked on the seat, over Sango's and Miroku's screams of terror, both of whom had gotten their heads thunked as well.
"It's just a car!" Kagome screamed calmly at him.
((A/N: Rather oxymoron-ish, don'tcha think?))
"Car?! What in the fucking hell is a car?!" yelled Mr. You-Know-Who. "Not to be impolite Lady Kagome-"
-Thwack-
Miroku's head had gotten thwacked. Can you guess why? First two guesses don't count. As usual, Miroku had taken advantage of the confusion to grope Sango's ass, after he finished screaming of course.
"Inuyasha, a car is a machine that takes you places." Kagome told him at a stoplight.
-Thud-
-Crack-
-Thunk-
"AAGGHH!!"
"DAMMIT!!!"
"OWWWW!!!!"
((A/N: T-T Wah! I wish they made Chibi Inuyasha fabric!!! I'm making a bathrobe for sewing and the fabric has rosebuds and I wish it had Chibi Inuyasha's! T-T))
"Are you wearing seatbelts?"
Understandably clueless, they replied, "What are seatbelts: wench, Lady Kagome, Kagome-chan?"
"Aggg.." she moaned under her breath.
((A/N: AK!! It's not fair! I am the only girl afloat in a sea of guys! Really annoying and hentai guys who ask me out every day! -Looks at all the pissed readers- *-* I shut up now.))
Calmly massaging her temples she asked Phoebe, "Please pull over."
"Sure," Phoebe replied.
"Ok, do you see the funny-shaped metal things?" she questioned them.
"Yes."
"Then do you see the thingies?" she asked as she pointed at them.
"Yes."
"Grab the metal thingies and put them into the slot on the other thingies."
They did so.
"Phoebe, you can start the car again."
"Okey-dokey."
She complied and drove off, thankfully with no thunks.