Chapter 2: Bat your eyelashes every time you see him

" Ok, are we ready?" Harry asked.

They were standing outside of the dungeons, ready to pull their first prank on Snape. If you read the title of this chapter, you would know what that prank is.

Ron and Hermione simply batted their eyelashes in response. Harry rolled his eyes.

" Hey, if I can barley stand it, think of what Snape will say!" He told himself. Himself did not answer back. He was shy, unlike no one in particular.

They walked into the potions class room and took their seats. Snape was not there yet. The three watched as the whole class filed in, and then finally Snape. As soon as they saw him walk in, they started to bat their eyelashes. He didn't notice…yet.

" Alright, now, as you should know, I assigned you the essay on  101 uses of Maggot wings. I will come around and collect those essays worthy of my attention." He said, sneering at Harry. Harry only batted his eye lashes, which confused Snape. He dismissed it, though, and went around the room collecting the papers.

When he got to Ron, Hermione, and Harry, who were last because they were sitting in the back, they all batted their eye lashes at him. He gave them a disgusted look, yet a also confused one, and went back to the front of the room.

Tapping his wand to the blackboard, he said, " Alright, copy these ingredients, and we will begin to brew the sleeping drought. For those of you who have trouble reading, I urge to you learn how to very quickly, or you will have a very hard time indeed." He said, sneering back at Harry, who, as expected, batted his eye lashes.

" Potter, is there something in your eye?" Snape asked between clenched teeth.

" No, sir." Harry put on a sweet and giggly voice, and Ron and Hermione's laughs abruptly turned into coughs. The rest of the class stared at Harry. Never before had someone dared to deliberately get on Snape's nerves.

" Then why do you keep doing that?" He asked, seemingly resisting the urge to pluck out his eye lashes.

" Doing what, Sir?" Innocent-girly Harry asked in a high pitched voice.

Snape glared at him. It seemed that he dared not say it aloud. " Never mind, get back to work, unless you can't read."

" Oh, Professor, don't worry, I know how to read. You taught me yourself, remember?" Now, the Gryffindors were desperately trying to hide their giggles and laughs, covering their face with their hands and snorting uncontrollably.

" I-what? What did you say, Potter?"

" You taught me to read, Professor. Don't you remember?" Harry asked, doing surprisingly well at acting and not bursting out into laughter.

" I remember doing no such thing." Snape said, and turned away from Harry. The trouble was, he couldn't get the image of Harry batting his eyelashes out of his head. He had done it for five minutes now. Snape could sense in the back of his head that Harry was still doing it. He resisted the urge to strangle him, and instead whispered dangerously, "Cease that now, Potter, or you get detention."  Then, he regretted what he just said. Detention would only mean more of Potter's stupid eye lashes.

" Yes, sir!" Harry said, and began his potion (still doing that eye thing, of course)

By the end of potions, Harry had escaped a detention only because Snape realized that it would be torture for him, not for Harry. Harry , Ron and Hermione left, still batting at Snape, who ignored them.

" Mission impossible is now Mission accomplished." Hermione whispered when they were out of sight from Snape.

" What?" Ron, who had not seen muggle movies other than Toy Story 2 (don't ask) said.

"It's from a muggle movie." Harry said, grinning.

" The only muggle movie I've seen is To-"

" We know!" Hermione and Harry said. " Didn't you read three paragraphs ago?"

Ron checked three paragraphs ago. " Oh."

" Now, we'll keep doing this for the rest of the day." Harry said. And they did. During dinner, Snape refused to look at anything but his potato salad, and what a lovely potato salad it was! Everywhere he looked, he saw the eye lashes that haunted him.

" AAAAAAAAH!" He suddenly screamed. " THERE'S EYE LASHES IN THE POTATO SALAD!" And with that, he fainted dead into his potato salad.

The whole student body, who by now had heard the story of Harry's eye lashes, laughed loudly, and Dumbledore gave him a strange look.

McGonagall lifted up his face, which had potato salad all over it, and searched the bowl.

" Nope, no eye lashes." She confirmed. " Wait… it's a slimy leech… no, wait, it's Snape's hair!! AAAAAAAAHH!" She ran screaming from the room.

Dumbledore managed to wake up Snape, who looked at him, saw his eye lashes, and screamed.

" Ahh! They're after me! Every where I go!" He too ran from the room.

Dumbledore watched him go, and said, " Transfiguration and Potions classes will be cancelled for the rest of the week due to insanity. Please continue eating."

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Ok, so review! If you have any suggestions for pranks, then let me know. I'm not sure if I should really do 101 chapters, though. It would get kind of… repetive… it would get kind of…repetive…it would get kind of …repetive… hey, I'm repeating myself!!!

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