(ESTABLISHING SHOT: Laboratory in New Jersey)

(A taxi pulls up. KIM and RON get out)

KIM: Thanks for the lift, Mr. Bickle.

TRAVIS BICKLE: Hey, no problem! It's da least I could do after youse helped save me from dat car crash.

KIM: Ah, it's no big. Just don't go attacking people anymore.

TRAVIS BICKLE: Yeah, I'm over dat now. See youse!

(The taxi pulls away. A scientist [PROF. MORIARTY] approaches them)

PROF. MORIARTY: Kim Possible, thank you for coming.

KIM: No big, Prof. Moriarty. What's the sitch?

PROF. MORIARTY: An experimental piece of technology was stolen from the lab. It was a laser that would vaporize anything it was aimed at.

RON: Question: Why?

PROF. MORIARTY: Parking problems. There aren't a lot of parking spaces at the lab and someone kept taking my spot. (Angry) I was getting really tired of it! (Calms down) But that's not important, the point is, if this fell into the wrong hands, it could be disastrous.

KIM: I can imagine. Can you show us the scene of the crime?

(Cut to the interior of the laboratory. A large metal door has been torn to shreds)

KIM and RON: Shego.

KIM: Professor, how big was this laser?

PROF. MORIARTY: Oh, it was very large. About the size of a car.

KIM: Heavy?

PROF. MORIARTY: Very.

KIM: Then they can't be far. (Takes out Kimmunicator) Wade, are you picking up any large energy readings in the area?

WADE: I'll check. (Types on his computer) Yeah, I'm picking up a huge energy reading from a warehouse down the street. Next to a Quick Stop convenience store.

KIM: Drakken's lair?

WADE: Definitely.

KIM: Thanks, Wade. (Turns off Kimmunicator) Okay, Professor. We're going to get your laser back. Come on, Ron. Ron?

(RON is gone. KIM walks off in search of him. She finds him in the next room, about to push a button. KIM leaps in front of him)

KIM: RON! Are you crazy! You have no idea what that does!

RON: Ugh, KP, it's just a snack machine.

(RON pushes the button. A bag of nachos falls out)

RON: See?

(RUFUS pops out of his pocket)

RUFUS: Mm! Nachos!

KIM: Fine. Come on.

(KIM and RON leave)