Ok really sorry this took so long to get out but I've been nervous waiting for exam results AAAHHHHH!!! Well hope you enjoy.

The next morning everyone woke up with a very bad hangover Bobby crawled into the sitting room groaning about the evils of alcohol, his moment of brooding was quickly quashed by the sight before him. Pyro and Mel sleeping! Together! On the couch! Wrapped in each other's limbs! Steam rose from the Iceman's skin literally!

"PYRO! YOU ASS GET AWAY FROM MY GIRL!" Bobby screamed lunging at the flame- thrower. Mel fell to the ground with a resounding thump when Pyro jumped to attention.

"I SWEAR I HAVEN'T BEEN PLAYING WITH THE BARBI MAGNETO!" he shouted confused. The look on Bobby's face made him retreat against the back of the couch in fear, "I didn't touch 'er mate," Pyro told him holding up his hands in defence. Bobby however didn't seem to believe him, he threw the first punch catching Pyro on his jaw, Pyro swayed on the spot but didn't fall.

"Hey John's tougher than 'e looks!" commented Sarina to Rogue.

"Yeah Ah'm actually, quite impressed ooh he nearly got him there." Rogue passed a bucket of popcorn to Kurt who had appeared beside her, Pyro chopped the back of Bobby's neck flooring him, but Bobby froze the ground and Pyro slipped and dropped to his knees.

"Bobby, Bobby he's our man if he can't do it no one can!" Kitty and Jean cheered jumping up and down.

"Anyone else scared?" asked Mel, being Scottish she was completely new to the whole cheerleader concept.

"Yip," nodded Sarina.

"Welcome to America," groaned Rogue.

"Ok how bout a Scottish chant?" asked Mel.

"Nope Mel we can't our chants are politically incorrect and could be offensive to a multi-cultural society," scorned Sarina, looking very serious.

"Come on John!" encouraged Rogue. (Ok guys imagine this whole scene in slow moe)

Pyro had melted the ice and both boys were soaking wet, fighting over a very chirpy looking Mel. Bobby pulled at John's shirt ripping it half off and exposing his body, several girls stopped cheering to admire the artwork before them. Pyro grabbed the collar of Bobby's T-shirt and pulled, the neck line stretch to reveal the tanned bod beneath, Sarina fanned herself with her hand, this was way better than Cosmo. The boys splashed and fought grunting and moaning, Pyro flicked open his lighter and set Bobby's jeans on fire, the water put the flames out quickly, but not before they had removed most of Bobby's trousers. Pyro's jeans came undone and flew off to the side apparently of their own accord, Jean rubbed her temps inconspicuously. Both boys were down to their boxers fighting, Pyro swiped the back of his hand across his mouth smearing the blood sexily. Bobby pounced on Pyro both of them rolled on the floor, Rogue felt her mouth drop open and her tongue loll out.

"Ok homme's finite!" Remy pulled Bobby off of Pyro, and an audible groan was heard from the gathered female crowd.

"Dammit Cajun can't a gahl have a little fun?" moaned Rogue, sending a sly grin in Pyro's direction.

"Bobby nuthin happened," Mel told him, with a little apologetic smile to John who admitted defeat with honour, besides Jean appeared to be seeing him in a whole new light and insisted in nursing all his * ahem * wounds. Leaving Scott looking stricken.

"Really?" he asked her his big blue eyes looking trusting and hopeful.

"Yeah, I mean John's a great guy, lovely body, sexy accent. . . " Mel looked away dreamily for a moment before snapping back to reality. "But he's well. . . ginger."

"And the cardinal rule of datin is dinni date a ginger," confirmed Sarina, wrapping an arm around Pietro's waist. "But sexy lil blondes are very welcome."

Pietro pressed his lips to hers dragging the moment out, "Ok anyone needs us we'll be making out in the bedroom." Pietro scooped her off her feet and raced in to the room slamming the door behind them.

"Bobby hunny are you sure your ok?" asked Mel a little flirtatious smile on her lips.

"Yeah I'm just peachy," he grumbled still imagining Mel on the couch with Pyro.

"Boobbyyy," Mel sidled closer to Bobby playing with the hair at the nape of his neck, a small smile lit up Bobby's face before they kissed his tongue slipping into her mouth.

Remy graoned when Sarina left with Pietro, "Chere Remy's gonna have t' give dat boy da grande frere talk."

"Don't worry sugah Sarina can take care of herself," reassured Rogue.

"Besides," grinned Mel disentangling herself from Bobby, "She'll get bored of him in a bout a month."

Ok I'm soooo sorry that took so long to get out but I was working on my other fic Desires. And ME yeah Mel n Sarina are based on two of my friends, honestly but Mel's a little out of character, she don't really believe in serious relationships. Ok doky I'm gonna go I'll try and up date soon, Please Review!!! Remy Rogue in the next chapter.