(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The warehouse)
(Cut to the interior of a room. RON and SHEGO sit in chairs, facing each other)
RON: (Trying to start up a conversation) Soooooooooo. See any good movie lately?
(SHEGO glares at him. There is a short pause)
RON: Can I ask you a question?
SHEGO: What?
RON: What made you decide to become a villain?
(SHEGO stares at him, slightly surprised)
SHEGO: Why do you care?
RON: Well, I've been wondering what exactly makes people want to become villains.
(SHEGO ponders this for a moment)
SHEGO: Okay, you asked for it. It all started when I was a little kid. I realized that I was different from all the other kids- particularly because I was green.
(FLASHBACK)
(A YOUNG SHEGO sits on the floor near a record player)
SHEGO: (VO) When I was ten I discovered that I had very sharp claw-like hands.
(YOUNG SHEGO picks up a record and puts it on the record player. She starts up the player, and rests her finger on the record like a needle. It begins to play a Led Zeppelin tune)
(Cut to a shot of Middleton Kindergarten)
SHEGO: (VO) Things were especially tough at school. The other kids were cruel.
(Cut to the interior. YOUNG SHEGO sits at a desk next to another LITTLE GIRL. YOUNG SHEGO is quite board, and drumming her fingers on her desk. Her claws make the drumming especially loud. The LITTLE GIRL points and laughs at YOUNG SHEGO. YOUNG SHEGO hits the LITTLE GIRL on top of the head. The LITTLE GIRL shuts up)
SHEGO: (VO) None of the other kids would play with me because of my hands.
(Cut to YOUNG SHEGO on a playground. An OS KID throws YOUNG SHEGO a basketball. When she catches it, her claws puncture it and it deflates. YOUNG SHEGO looks unhappy)
SHEGO: (VO) So I isolated myself from the other kids. I didn't like that they laughed at my claws and knew I had to get revenge. I eventually met Doctor Drakken- an outcast like me- and we decided that there was no use in crying about it. He would not stop crying! Anyway, we decided to get revenge on a world that had so cruelly shunned us.
(Return to the present)
SHEGO: And that's my story.
(RON looks at her for a moment)
RON: That is such a sad story.
(RON hugs SHEGO)
SHEGO: Um- Ron?
RON: Yes?
SHEGO: You have three seconds to let go of me before I seriously hurt you.
(RON lets go)
(A PA system crackles to life)
DRAKKEN: (Over PA) Shego! Bring the buffoon! It's time!
(Cut to the interior of a room. RON and SHEGO sit in chairs, facing each other)
RON: (Trying to start up a conversation) Soooooooooo. See any good movie lately?
(SHEGO glares at him. There is a short pause)
RON: Can I ask you a question?
SHEGO: What?
RON: What made you decide to become a villain?
(SHEGO stares at him, slightly surprised)
SHEGO: Why do you care?
RON: Well, I've been wondering what exactly makes people want to become villains.
(SHEGO ponders this for a moment)
SHEGO: Okay, you asked for it. It all started when I was a little kid. I realized that I was different from all the other kids- particularly because I was green.
(FLASHBACK)
(A YOUNG SHEGO sits on the floor near a record player)
SHEGO: (VO) When I was ten I discovered that I had very sharp claw-like hands.
(YOUNG SHEGO picks up a record and puts it on the record player. She starts up the player, and rests her finger on the record like a needle. It begins to play a Led Zeppelin tune)
(Cut to a shot of Middleton Kindergarten)
SHEGO: (VO) Things were especially tough at school. The other kids were cruel.
(Cut to the interior. YOUNG SHEGO sits at a desk next to another LITTLE GIRL. YOUNG SHEGO is quite board, and drumming her fingers on her desk. Her claws make the drumming especially loud. The LITTLE GIRL points and laughs at YOUNG SHEGO. YOUNG SHEGO hits the LITTLE GIRL on top of the head. The LITTLE GIRL shuts up)
SHEGO: (VO) None of the other kids would play with me because of my hands.
(Cut to YOUNG SHEGO on a playground. An OS KID throws YOUNG SHEGO a basketball. When she catches it, her claws puncture it and it deflates. YOUNG SHEGO looks unhappy)
SHEGO: (VO) So I isolated myself from the other kids. I didn't like that they laughed at my claws and knew I had to get revenge. I eventually met Doctor Drakken- an outcast like me- and we decided that there was no use in crying about it. He would not stop crying! Anyway, we decided to get revenge on a world that had so cruelly shunned us.
(Return to the present)
SHEGO: And that's my story.
(RON looks at her for a moment)
RON: That is such a sad story.
(RON hugs SHEGO)
SHEGO: Um- Ron?
RON: Yes?
SHEGO: You have three seconds to let go of me before I seriously hurt you.
(RON lets go)
(A PA system crackles to life)
DRAKKEN: (Over PA) Shego! Bring the buffoon! It's time!