This is an experiment. My sister (16 years old) always makes fun of my fanfiction, so she wrote one. I want to see if it gets more and better reviews than my stories. And so, without further ado, a story by someone who doesn't like anime.

By Pachinko, aka Wobblyheadedsusan

I do not own Keiko and Kurama. I don't even know who they are.

This is elizabeth's story that she's writing:

"poopity poo poo poo," said Keiko.

"Yeah, me too," said Kurama.

"Let's go sail up a tree house."

"I love you."

"I don't like monkeys. They're bad."

"Mice eat roaches."

"You remind me of wiggly puff."

"Oh yeah I've been there."

"Well, ok I guess you're right. Pigs live in Africa."

"Minky Tinky."

THE END