A/N This Chapter is the first part of Arty Fowl's lovely visit to Crayon
Land!!! Second part coming soon!!!
Natal: HULA HOOPS
Siva: Err.I'm sorry, she's been like this all day.
*Natal is wearing two gigantic hoop earrings, fuzzy pink kitty pyjamas, and clown shoes. Siva is wearing a tee shirt that says "Bwahahahahahaha" and has a picture of a fanged bunny on it and fuzzy red star pyjama bottoms. There is another random girl there and she is wearing a tee shirt that says "I am manically obsessed with horses" with a picture of a very fat horse on it. Avet is singing and doing a dance to "your feets too big" in the corner. She is wearing a snowsuit.*
Siva: okay, so we have Arty Fowl on our show today.
Natal: Wait! I have to go get something I want to wear for our show today.
Siva: 'mkay.
Siva and Avet engage in a conversation about Dust and how freakin' romantic His Dark Materials is, even though neither of them have read the end of the third book. (A/N DIE!!!! DIE people who haven't read it!!!!!)
Siva: No, Avet, Dust comes to you when you are an adult. And there ARE no Dust bunnies. You see, maybe Natal will do a better job of explaining this too you, seeing as she is manically obsessed with the series.
Avet: *crazed look in eyes* I got dust, cuz ya know, I got some dusties in my bedroom, under my bed. And what if there are dust bunnies? Huh? Huh? Huh? Come on, bwahahahahhahaaha...I bet you can't eat me!!!
Siva: *points to random girl with long yellow hair and big, scary blue eyes.* this is Luna Lovegood. I mean...Elsaroonie.
Elsaroonie: Hola, como estas. Muebien gracias, e tu?
Avet: Haw-Haw. You have Madame Green for Spanish. Isn't she a French teacher?
Elsaroonie: Er. Yes..
Natal: *comes out wearing a tee shirt that says "I am a Greek Goddess." And has a picture of all of the Greek Goddesses on it, Artemis in the middle.*
Siva: *giggles* You Go, Girl.
Natal: *Blink* See, I wore my special shoes for Artemis today. Although I wish I had a special shirt for him.
Siva: *Shrugs* Ah well, we can get Artemis a complementary Crayon Show cotton ball.
Natal: *points to Siva* Haw-Haw, your name is Carmen!!
Siva: *blinks* no, actually, my name is Siva.
Natal: *blinks*
Siva: *Grins* Haw-Haw, your name is Joe!
Natal: *cries* WAAAAAAA
Siva: *Slinks Away*
Random Announcer: And, Now, for the official show to start:
A/N Lookie Here! Another blatant rip off of the pencil/sharpie show, starring fan-girl wannabees, Natal J. and Siva C.! And Hikaness/StarKateFlg, my deepest apologies, you guys rule this world (
Disclaimer: *Rolls eyes* if I was Eion Colfer, do you REALLY think I would be kidnapping his characters? And being a ridiculous little fangirl trying to make her way in the world? My deepest, most sincere apologies to everyone (most people) I ripped off in this fic!!!
Theme song: (dedicated to the Sheep Walk, Ethan, and Camp Emandal, year two!! Go Cici, Siva, and Natal J!!!)
I have a Sponge! Sponge! Sponge! His name is Bartholomew! Bartholomew! Bartholomew! He likes to Wallow! Wallow! Wallow! In his intense Sorrow! Sorrow! Sorrow! For Sponge bob stole his hat....
I have an Armadillo! Armadillo! Armadillo! He ate my pillow! Pillow! Pillow! And the whomping willow! Willow! Willow! And..er...my Pillow! Pillow! Pillow!
I have a sheep! Sheep! Sheep! His name is Ethan! Ethan! Ethan! We stole his hair! Hair! Hair! And went to camp! Camp! Camp! And he was there! There! There!
I like to sing! Sing! Sing! I saw The Ring! Ring! Ring! I screamed and cried! Cried! Cried! And had some pie! Pie! Pie!
The Crayon Shooooww....
Natal: *Blinks* Who said that?
Siva: *Shrugs*
Avet: Dunno.
Elsaroonie: An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind.....
Natal: *Blink*
Siva: *Blink*
Avet: *Blink*
Elsaroonie: Nya Ha Ha
Natal: *Ahem* anyway, today we managed too capture Artemis Fowl, the boy genius, but not Jimmy Neutron.
Random people bring Artemis Fowl out on stage.
Siva: Now this is the REAL Arty, right
Artemis: Where am I now? *is wearing a (tightly closed, thank god) bathrobe and a face mask with cucumbers over the eyes. It is very obvious he just got out of the shower*
Natal: Go change. *points too a screen backstage, off camera*
Artemis:..
Artemis: *pokes head out from the screen* The only things back here are a tartan skirt and a green sleeveless blouse with a small pocket*
All: *look very shifty*
Natal: Err..we kind of.ish..stole that from Lyra
Artemis: *Rolls eyes* Do I even WANT to know how that happened?
Natal: We gave her a complementary soccer uniform, and then stole her clothes.
Artemis: Well..am I supposed to wear this?
All: Yep.
Artemis: *freaks out* *puts on skirt and shirt, comes out on stage. Roaring laughter is heard.*
Avet: Natal, turn that off. *Natal is playing a record of people laughing hysterically and annoyingly.*
Natal: and that was how I sound when I have lots of sugar.
Siva: and I have the honor of presenting the FIRST EVER question. Slime Frog asks Artemis "What colour knickers are you eating?"
Siva: *blushes* actually, the real question was "What colour knickers are you WEARING?"
Artemis: *Grins* Well, the answer to the first question was..BLUE. And too the second question was..DAFFY DUCK!!!
Natal: *looks scandalized* not exactly the wear for a criminal mastermind. And lets not even discuss the first one.
Natal: Now, Artemis, brace your self, because HollyShort29406 has *counts* FIVE questions for you. And I get to ask them all!!!!
Siva: Do not.
Natal: Do too.
Siva: Do not
(Eight hours later)
Siva: Do too
Natal: Hahahahaha-di-hahahahahaha. You said do too.
Natal: Okay, Arty. Brace yourself!!! Who is the woman you love? From what side of the family do you get your evilness from? Have you ever been to fanfiction.net? Favorite movie? AND LASTLY...Do those scratches hurt?
Artemis: *Blink* I refuse to subject myself to this hideous torture!!!! Natal: *Holds up the Subtle Knife threateningly* (A/N: from His Dark Materials, people!! Read it!!!)
Siva: Wait wait wait.. If you have the Subtle Knife, why don't you give it to Will so he can cut through to Lyra?
Natal: Because I am selfish, and they are fictional characters.
Siva: They are?
All: Yes...
Siva: *curls up in fetal position and rocks back and forth*
Artemis: Okay..well the answer to the first one is Jennifer Wilkinson.
All (except for Siva, who has kindly been escorted away by nice young men in white lab coats): *Blink* Who?
Random girl who has suddenly appeared: MEEEEEE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Artemis: Jennifer!!!
Jennifer: I am the girl who Artemis loves with all of his criminal heart!!! *disappears*
All (except for Artemis, who is looking dreamily out into space and Siva, who, as we all know, is indisposed of and has just had a Psychotic breakdown): Umm...
Artemis: *snaps out of it* and okay, the answer to the second one is.My uncle Alfred Penhale Snookums Brian Wulfredikins Mashly Fowl the eighth. He was an Evil Drycleaner.
Natal: Hey, my middle name is Penhale.... (It is! Really!)
Artemis: Rest in peace, uncle Alfred Penhale Snook-
Natal: *Randomly Falls over. Is carted off into a sign reading "Psychotic Breakdowns Anymouse."* (I spelled that wrong on purpose. Kitza, I didn't forget u!!!)
Avet: *Steps over her.* Anyway, onto the next question. Artemis?
Artemis: My favorite movie is Lilo and Stitch. And my second is How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. *Sniff* So touching
All (except for Natal and Siva, for the obvious reasons): *gapes.*
Avet: *recovers*
Elsaroonie: *Thrusts the Subtle Knife into her back.*
Avet: *Dies*
Elsaroonie: *shrugs* Guess I'll be hosting this damn show by myself. *Grins*
Artemis: *gapes* Wow, you top even Cudgon.
Elsaroonie: *Grins* Yeah. It's one of my talents.
A/N: Continued Next Chapter: Did Avet really die? Will Siva and Natal ever recover? Will Elsaroonie continue being totally out of character? Will Artemis ever eat all of the knickers his heart desires? Will he answer the rest of the questions? Will Iorek Byrnson ever find Sesame Street? It shall be answered in the next Chapter of Everyone's Favorite Spin-Off..The Crayon Show!!!!
Natal: HULA HOOPS
Siva: Err.I'm sorry, she's been like this all day.
*Natal is wearing two gigantic hoop earrings, fuzzy pink kitty pyjamas, and clown shoes. Siva is wearing a tee shirt that says "Bwahahahahahaha" and has a picture of a fanged bunny on it and fuzzy red star pyjama bottoms. There is another random girl there and she is wearing a tee shirt that says "I am manically obsessed with horses" with a picture of a very fat horse on it. Avet is singing and doing a dance to "your feets too big" in the corner. She is wearing a snowsuit.*
Siva: okay, so we have Arty Fowl on our show today.
Natal: Wait! I have to go get something I want to wear for our show today.
Siva: 'mkay.
Siva and Avet engage in a conversation about Dust and how freakin' romantic His Dark Materials is, even though neither of them have read the end of the third book. (A/N DIE!!!! DIE people who haven't read it!!!!!)
Siva: No, Avet, Dust comes to you when you are an adult. And there ARE no Dust bunnies. You see, maybe Natal will do a better job of explaining this too you, seeing as she is manically obsessed with the series.
Avet: *crazed look in eyes* I got dust, cuz ya know, I got some dusties in my bedroom, under my bed. And what if there are dust bunnies? Huh? Huh? Huh? Come on, bwahahahahhahaaha...I bet you can't eat me!!!
Siva: *points to random girl with long yellow hair and big, scary blue eyes.* this is Luna Lovegood. I mean...Elsaroonie.
Elsaroonie: Hola, como estas. Muebien gracias, e tu?
Avet: Haw-Haw. You have Madame Green for Spanish. Isn't she a French teacher?
Elsaroonie: Er. Yes..
Natal: *comes out wearing a tee shirt that says "I am a Greek Goddess." And has a picture of all of the Greek Goddesses on it, Artemis in the middle.*
Siva: *giggles* You Go, Girl.
Natal: *Blink* See, I wore my special shoes for Artemis today. Although I wish I had a special shirt for him.
Siva: *Shrugs* Ah well, we can get Artemis a complementary Crayon Show cotton ball.
Natal: *points to Siva* Haw-Haw, your name is Carmen!!
Siva: *blinks* no, actually, my name is Siva.
Natal: *blinks*
Siva: *Grins* Haw-Haw, your name is Joe!
Natal: *cries* WAAAAAAA
Siva: *Slinks Away*
Random Announcer: And, Now, for the official show to start:
A/N Lookie Here! Another blatant rip off of the pencil/sharpie show, starring fan-girl wannabees, Natal J. and Siva C.! And Hikaness/StarKateFlg, my deepest apologies, you guys rule this world (
Disclaimer: *Rolls eyes* if I was Eion Colfer, do you REALLY think I would be kidnapping his characters? And being a ridiculous little fangirl trying to make her way in the world? My deepest, most sincere apologies to everyone (most people) I ripped off in this fic!!!
Theme song: (dedicated to the Sheep Walk, Ethan, and Camp Emandal, year two!! Go Cici, Siva, and Natal J!!!)
I have a Sponge! Sponge! Sponge! His name is Bartholomew! Bartholomew! Bartholomew! He likes to Wallow! Wallow! Wallow! In his intense Sorrow! Sorrow! Sorrow! For Sponge bob stole his hat....
I have an Armadillo! Armadillo! Armadillo! He ate my pillow! Pillow! Pillow! And the whomping willow! Willow! Willow! And..er...my Pillow! Pillow! Pillow!
I have a sheep! Sheep! Sheep! His name is Ethan! Ethan! Ethan! We stole his hair! Hair! Hair! And went to camp! Camp! Camp! And he was there! There! There!
I like to sing! Sing! Sing! I saw The Ring! Ring! Ring! I screamed and cried! Cried! Cried! And had some pie! Pie! Pie!
The Crayon Shooooww....
Natal: *Blinks* Who said that?
Siva: *Shrugs*
Avet: Dunno.
Elsaroonie: An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind.....
Natal: *Blink*
Siva: *Blink*
Avet: *Blink*
Elsaroonie: Nya Ha Ha
Natal: *Ahem* anyway, today we managed too capture Artemis Fowl, the boy genius, but not Jimmy Neutron.
Random people bring Artemis Fowl out on stage.
Siva: Now this is the REAL Arty, right
Artemis: Where am I now? *is wearing a (tightly closed, thank god) bathrobe and a face mask with cucumbers over the eyes. It is very obvious he just got out of the shower*
Natal: Go change. *points too a screen backstage, off camera*
Artemis:..
Artemis: *pokes head out from the screen* The only things back here are a tartan skirt and a green sleeveless blouse with a small pocket*
All: *look very shifty*
Natal: Err..we kind of.ish..stole that from Lyra
Artemis: *Rolls eyes* Do I even WANT to know how that happened?
Natal: We gave her a complementary soccer uniform, and then stole her clothes.
Artemis: Well..am I supposed to wear this?
All: Yep.
Artemis: *freaks out* *puts on skirt and shirt, comes out on stage. Roaring laughter is heard.*
Avet: Natal, turn that off. *Natal is playing a record of people laughing hysterically and annoyingly.*
Natal: and that was how I sound when I have lots of sugar.
Siva: and I have the honor of presenting the FIRST EVER question. Slime Frog asks Artemis "What colour knickers are you eating?"
Siva: *blushes* actually, the real question was "What colour knickers are you WEARING?"
Artemis: *Grins* Well, the answer to the first question was..BLUE. And too the second question was..DAFFY DUCK!!!
Natal: *looks scandalized* not exactly the wear for a criminal mastermind. And lets not even discuss the first one.
Natal: Now, Artemis, brace your self, because HollyShort29406 has *counts* FIVE questions for you. And I get to ask them all!!!!
Siva: Do not.
Natal: Do too.
Siva: Do not
(Eight hours later)
Siva: Do too
Natal: Hahahahaha-di-hahahahahaha. You said do too.
Natal: Okay, Arty. Brace yourself!!! Who is the woman you love? From what side of the family do you get your evilness from? Have you ever been to fanfiction.net? Favorite movie? AND LASTLY...Do those scratches hurt?
Artemis: *Blink* I refuse to subject myself to this hideous torture!!!! Natal: *Holds up the Subtle Knife threateningly* (A/N: from His Dark Materials, people!! Read it!!!)
Siva: Wait wait wait.. If you have the Subtle Knife, why don't you give it to Will so he can cut through to Lyra?
Natal: Because I am selfish, and they are fictional characters.
Siva: They are?
All: Yes...
Siva: *curls up in fetal position and rocks back and forth*
Artemis: Okay..well the answer to the first one is Jennifer Wilkinson.
All (except for Siva, who has kindly been escorted away by nice young men in white lab coats): *Blink* Who?
Random girl who has suddenly appeared: MEEEEEE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Artemis: Jennifer!!!
Jennifer: I am the girl who Artemis loves with all of his criminal heart!!! *disappears*
All (except for Artemis, who is looking dreamily out into space and Siva, who, as we all know, is indisposed of and has just had a Psychotic breakdown): Umm...
Artemis: *snaps out of it* and okay, the answer to the second one is.My uncle Alfred Penhale Snookums Brian Wulfredikins Mashly Fowl the eighth. He was an Evil Drycleaner.
Natal: Hey, my middle name is Penhale.... (It is! Really!)
Artemis: Rest in peace, uncle Alfred Penhale Snook-
Natal: *Randomly Falls over. Is carted off into a sign reading "Psychotic Breakdowns Anymouse."* (I spelled that wrong on purpose. Kitza, I didn't forget u!!!)
Avet: *Steps over her.* Anyway, onto the next question. Artemis?
Artemis: My favorite movie is Lilo and Stitch. And my second is How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. *Sniff* So touching
All (except for Natal and Siva, for the obvious reasons): *gapes.*
Avet: *recovers*
Elsaroonie: *Thrusts the Subtle Knife into her back.*
Avet: *Dies*
Elsaroonie: *shrugs* Guess I'll be hosting this damn show by myself. *Grins*
Artemis: *gapes* Wow, you top even Cudgon.
Elsaroonie: *Grins* Yeah. It's one of my talents.
A/N: Continued Next Chapter: Did Avet really die? Will Siva and Natal ever recover? Will Elsaroonie continue being totally out of character? Will Artemis ever eat all of the knickers his heart desires? Will he answer the rest of the questions? Will Iorek Byrnson ever find Sesame Street? It shall be answered in the next Chapter of Everyone's Favorite Spin-Off..The Crayon Show!!!!