A/N: And now, let's have a flashback. Okay, so Elsaroonie killed Avery, Siva and Natal both had psychotic breakdowns, and Artemis likes to eat knickers...

Elsaroonie: *Thrusts the Subtle Knife into her back.*

Avet: *Dies*

Elsaroonie: *shrugs* Guess I'll be hosting this damn show by myself. *Grins*

Paul McCartney: Hola.

And now..for the showaroonie.

I have a horse! Horse! Horse! He is a horse! Horse! Horse! I am obsessed! Obsessed! Obsessed! With Horses! Horses! Horses!

The Horse Show....

Elsaroonie (Dressed in a horse costume): Hi! This is the horse show, where we will talk about...What else? HORSES

Artemis (in horse costume, very unenthusiastically): Neigh, Neigh.

Elsaroonie: Thank you, Snuffles. Now, lets get on to our show. First of all, here is Sugar Cookie, an ADORABLE pinto horse.

Snuffles/Artemis: Neigh, Neigh.

*random horse is ushered on stage. Sees Elsaroonie and tries to run. Fails.*

Elsaroonie: So...Snuffles, what are your views on shoeing?

Siva, Natal and Avet (in pearly white ghost form): *Appear*

Avet: Oh no you don't! This is supposed to be a sharpie/pencil show knockoff, not a horse show.

Siva/Natal: *Nod*

Snuffles: Neigh, Neigh

Siva/Natal: *Nod. Mid nod, turn round and say in unison* Is that Artemis?

Snuffles: Ne- Yes.

Elsaroonie: I like James Taylor.

Artemis: Neigh. I like Lindsay Lohan (*Dies* OMG LL annoys the hell out of me..I hate her...)

All: *look agitated* (I use big words!! *giggles*)

Artemis: I have a girl's name.

All: *nods*

Natal: I like the Dixie Chicks

Siva: I like Strong Bad

Avet: I like Liz Phair.

Siva: *Runs* (sorry, private joke. I wont put any more in there, I hate it when authors do that, but I just HAD too. Again, I suck. And I also look like Dobby. But that is beside the point. Kind of. Anyway, has anyone seen Bend it Like Beckham. I really like that movie. I LOVE to play soccer. Me and Sivvie played a game today, and we tied. My name is George....and I am going to Carolina in my mind....)

Siva: *randomly appears* okay, now lets have Artemis Answer some more questions, including ANOTHER from our lovely faithful reviewer..SLIME FROG!!!

All: YAY!! *throw confetti*

Avet: Okay..so the wonderfularino question was this....

Natal: *murmering* I like to eat...I have feet..I like my head...I am dead...I spin 'round...I leap and bound.

All: Okay...

Avet: *looks disconcerted (I CAN USE BIG WORDS!!! *RUNS INTO BRICK WALL, A LA SLIME FROG*) anyway, our wonderful person Slime Frog asked..Well.her exact words were..

(Quoted without permission from Slime Frog. If you mind, then come eat me....)

"*starts to chant* eat them eat them eat them eat them eat them... *looks innocent* me? oh no, I'm not a fangirl. not me. I'm "sane" *nods* yup, that's me sane as a hatter, sensible as a brush...

good chapter. funny. and one more question for Artemis: What's your DNA code and please can I have some because I'm planning to clone you. thank you for your time. *wanders off*""

Artemis: *Blink* Okee...my DNA code is...ILIKEMUSHROOMSALOTALOTALOTALOTALOT

All: *Blink*

Natal: Do you know what a DNA code is?

Artemis: I like mushrooms....

Natal: *Grins* Okay, this question is pretty popular, both Slime Frog and Wolf11 asked it..and the question is *Grins Wickedly, everyone cowers in fear* Are you gay? Because apparently someone's brother wants to go out with you....

Artemis: Er..no, I en't gay, but Someone's Brother can go out with Chix..I heard he's lookin' *Copies exactly Natal's grin*

Natal: *distractedly* I thought Chix liked Holly...and did you just say en't?

Artemis: *looks pityingly at Natal* *gets affected by valley girl disease* Ya, like, you, like, know, like, NOTHING! Ya know, I know lots, like, more about, like, the lower, like elements, and like, Lyra, then, like, you do! Ya, babe! *recovers* Yeah, Chix will take anyone and you en't the only ones who know Lyra. We had quite a "friendship" going on at one time.

Natal: Did this "friendship" involve snogging?

Artemis: Of course.

All: *Grin*

Natal: *Cries* Lyra is being unfaithful to Will!

Artemis: Dude, they live in different worlds!

Natal: "Dude" if you ever call me dude again, I will personally seek you out and kill you in a non-enjoyable fashion, m'kay?

Artemis: *nonchalant* M'kay.

Natal: now let me go check my email, I need to see if I have any questions *Cut to commercial*

Avet: Are you cool? Do you like the name Bartholomew and love to engage in random questions about llamas?

Natal: Then join the Host's lunch table! A table where YOU can enjoy all of the pleasures of life, llamas, eating, talking, and saying "spiffy" a lot...

Siva: Come join us today! Oh, and make sure to bring snack bar tickets, as Natal is always running low!!

Elsaroonie: Yeah. And also take a moment to say Hola to Paul McCartney

All: Now coming to a Sadistic Torture Center (Also known as middle school) near you!!

Natal: *cries* I hate you, all of you. No questions for Arty!!!!! Remember, that email address, again, is Crazedsheep@hotmail.com this is v. v. v. v. v. v. important if you want this show to go on!!!! And if not, you are poo on a stick *glares*

All: M'kay.......

Artemis: Can I go now?

Natal: No. Three more left over questions..from HollyShort(then lots of numbers), there are these..Have you ever been to fanfiction.net? and..Do those scratches hurt?

Artemis: Yes, I have been to fanfiction.net, and find their portrayal of me unsatisfactory. For one, they always have me falling in love with either Holly or Juliet. And while Juliet is quite a lovely young lady, she is also a bit too..well..dull for me. And all of that wrestling *shudder* And I find glitter mascara barbaric at the very least. And as for Holly..Holly is a faerie, as well as being old enough to be my great grandmother. And she has punched me, as well as embarrassed me, with that *shudder* loll- oh, well I don't have to say it, you know-

Natal: *Grins* Now, Arty, we really don't know what you are talking about! Could you perhaps say it?

Artemis: Eh.Lolli-Lollipops. *shudders* and besides, my entire heart belongs to the fair maiden Jennifer Wilkinson. And as for the second question..well, I honestly do not know what you are talking about! So farewell for now, and, hopefully, forever, Crayon Show! *tries to walk away, Siva seizes him and punches him square in the nose, a la Holly. His hand swipes her, leaving marks. Blue sparks travel up her arm...* All: *blink*

Natal: *clears throat* Okay..now anyway; I have a question for Arty. It is "Do you REALLY not like lollypops?

Artemis: *blush creeps up his pale cheeks* Erm..I haven't ever had one, actually...

All: *stare*

Siva: Wanna go get some llamas? Er..Lollipops...

All: M'kay

Okay! How did'ja like it!!! Re-re-re-re-lollipop!! I mean review!! Okay, and peeps...ONLY SEND YOUR QUESTIONS TO CRAZEDSHEEP@HOTMAIL.COM!!!!!!!!! *looks innocent* Oh, and our next hostage is Holly Short, the faerie who has red hair...

Ok..now for a last thing..here are some physical descriptions of our hosts. I find it helps if I know what people look like..or else I just make it up, and that can get ugly..for instance, I thought of Artemis as a Malfoy look- alike, even though he has black hair...

Anyway, Natal has slightly past shoulder length dark blonde, wavy-curly hair, rather large green eyes, a ski jump nose, is somewhat lacking in skin- colour (i.e Pale..) and somewhat elfish ears. She is tall.

Avet is even taller that Natal, has skin the colour of tan, big brown eyes, and a strong kick (but that is another story..) Her hair is down to the middle of her back, and is brown-black-blonde, and wavy.

Elsaroonie has long, blonde Rapunzeal like hair, which is very thin, and big, scary blue eyes. She is medium height, has very small, unpierced ears, and looks like the approximate description of Luna Lovegood, except her nose is rather beakish, and she has a really, really bad teva tan.

Siva has blonde-brown-red hair, which is slightly shorter then Elsaroonie's, is somewhat short and pale, with hobbit feet and freckles, a button nose, and super-long eyelashes.

Our new New Yorker friend, Kitza Pizza, who shall be introduced next episode, or else, in her exact words *I'll kill you. Seriously.* Has dark skin, a thin frame, and dark brown eyes, and perfect black hair.

There are our hosts! I'm sorry if you find this incredibly boring, but I really need visual aid when I read stuff, so, this is for them people like me (i.e. no one!!!!)