A/N This episode is pretty strange, and possibly the worst I have ever
written, but I must warn you that it IS the Crayon Show, therefore, it must
be pretty random..therefore, you can choose to read it, but let me warn
you, it contains Clones/Twins, Llamas, Imaginary Friends, and Someone Named
Jerica, who is obviously bald. Read at your own Risk...
Random Red Haired Girl: Hey! I'm Ginger,
Random Red Haired Girl's Twin/Clone: And I'm Casey!!!!
Both: And we are Natal's imaginary friends!!!
Random black haired Girl: And I'm Kitza Pizza, Natal's Real Friend!!
Natal and Siva: *whistling* *walk on stage, hands in pockets*
Natal: *Sees twins and tries to run.*
Twins: *block her*
Ginger: Oh no you
Casey: Don't!
Ginger: You
Casey: Abandoned us
Ginger: Back in second
Casey: Grade.
Natal: *Blinks* Oh, I en't the Natal you are looking for. That Natal went bye bye a looong time ago!
Casey: Shut
Ginger: Up.
Kitza: If you all don't zip it, you will die.
Natal: Kitza!
Siva: But I thought you
Natal: Moved to New York.
Siva: But Natal, we
Natal: Aren't twins
Siva: So why are we talking like this? Natal: Beats me!
*All Huggle Kitza!!*
Natal: Kitzie!!!!
Kitza: Okay, we better get this show on the road. Where are Avet and Elsaroonie?
Siva: We can't have too many hosts at one time, because it gets confusing.
Natal: So you and your clone should go away, Case.
Casey: *bites her*
Natal: Oww! Imaginary Friend abuse!
Kitza: Okay! Now we managed to capture Miss Holly Short, so here she is..
*A llama brings Holly out. She is firing her LEP blaster as hard as she can, people are ducking and dying*
Siva: I like chickens.
All: O.o
Siva: *bears kicking foot* what, I do!
All: 'k.
Holly: Oh gods..where am I? is it...*buries face in hands* I cant say it...
All: *joyfully* The Crayon Show!
Holly: Noooo...*Shoots Siva*
Siva: *Ducks, all Jackie Chan like*
Holly: *blinks*
Natal: *Vampire Smile* Lets 'ave some questions..then some pie...
Ginger: Wait.How did you
Casey: Know about the
Ginger: Crayon Show
Natal: Stuff it, Clones.
Ginger: Shut the
Casey: Heck up!
Siva: Jerica is bald...
Holly: O.o Well, anyway, I ran into a kind little Mud Girl, what was her name? Lara? Laura? And she told me about The Sharpie Show, and how some crazed fan girl and her imaginary friend had abducted her and interrogated her, and I was naturally curious, because I thought that maybe they would have a cheap rip-off of it, that being the nature of these shows, so I had Foaly look it up for me, and he did, and we found this, so I have been carrying around a LEP blaster wherever I have been going, but it proved useless, as you are obviously freaky people. Anyway, to sum it up..D'ARVIT!!!!
Siva: Yes..well I can swear too...@#&* #$^#
Natal: Why are you speaking in characters?
Holly: Damn imbeciles. Shut up, por favor?
Natal: I am taking offense from that, just so you know. I happen to have an IQ of ILIKECHOCOLATEVERYVERYMUCH, so you cannot offend me, fairy.
Holly: *bristles* Do you even know what an IQ is, Mud Girl?
Casey/Ginger: Shut it, girls and Natal.
Natal: Hey!!
Casey/Ginger: *Snickers*
Siva: Cara came to soccer practice in her Daddy's space ship, who is sending love from Mexico..
Natal: *Grins Wickedly* You tell 'em, Siverus!!
Holly: Can you ask me questions, Mud Girl, so I can get out of the Death Pit?
Natal: These were originally for Arty, from Slime Frog, our most faithful reader, but unfortunately, Arty had to leave, so here we go.. What is your favourite type of flower? oh, and another one, Do you have/used to have any pets and can I clone them as well?
Holly: My favourite type of flower is the kind I can shoot with my blasters, Mud Girl, and I had one pet *cries* he was a rock..but he bwoke... *cries some more*
All: O.O
Holly: *raises Blasters threateningly* He broke, and I was sad, but if you tell Root I'll kill you..
Natal: And WJCARMEN's (Sivie's Sister!!) asks "Why do the Irish Swear so much" Which is a pretty random Question, if you ask me..
Holly: It is like soooooo obvious!!
Siva: Then what is it?
Holly: The answer is that they have potatoes in their eyes..
All: *Blink*
Natal: Why be normal when you can be BALD!!
Siva: Okay, and Caspian Raider asks.. DoyoulikecoffeeasmuchasIdobecuaseIamtotallyobsessedwithcoffeasyoucanseeright here
Holly: CoffeeisreallyreallyreallygoodIliketoomixitwithlotsofsugarandevenmoreandmore andmorecaffinebecauseitneedsittogiveyoutheboostyouneedtostartyourdaybecausei reallyreallyreallylovecoffeeandsugaryumyumyumyum!!
Natal: My computer went Psycho; it didn't register that on Spell Check.
Holly: IbetterstoptalkinglikethsbutonceIstartIcantstopandthatisreallyreallyreallyba d...
All: Uh oh...
Natal: Oh Dust..
Holly: Dustdustdustdustdustdust!!
Siva: *Brings out a stick of watermelon lip gloss and eats it* Yummy. Anyway, I have a question. Are you, by any chance, related to Ron Weasely? Holly: Of course. He is my mother.
Natal: Of course he-hey, wait..
Siva: Nyahahahahahahaa
Kitza: Isn't it such a happy day when the cats turn red and Susan Walker decides to be named Shaila Min?
Natal: *pats her head* Of course it is, our very own Spelling Champ.
Random girl named Jerica, who is bald: Hi, I'm Jerica, and I am bald!!! Woo Hoo!!
Siva: Hola.
All: I am a llama, llama, llama.
Almighty Voice: Hello, all. My name is Jennifer Lopez and I am your god..
All: Hello, Jennifer...
(Okay, that was undeniably psychotic. Let's get back to the show...)
Siva: I have a question. Holly! If you were taking care of Brianna on a mountain after being left by your very best friend Siva C., then how many chickens named Ginger's poo smells like hell would you have?
Holly: *consults computer* Green Sponge.
All: *game show buzzer*
Casey: The answer is
Ginger: Red Alpaca
Holly: damn it.
All: Nyahahahahhaa...
A/N: Okay, that chapter absoulutly sucked. But that was YOUR fault, because you didn't send enough questions!!! Nyahahaha. Okay, we will have Holls back on our next show!! YAY!! Send in questions, please. That will be your death.nayahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa. AGAIN, THE ADDRESS IS CRAZEDSHEEP@HOTMAIL.COM IT IS NOT HARD!!!
Random Red Haired Girl: Hey! I'm Ginger,
Random Red Haired Girl's Twin/Clone: And I'm Casey!!!!
Both: And we are Natal's imaginary friends!!!
Random black haired Girl: And I'm Kitza Pizza, Natal's Real Friend!!
Natal and Siva: *whistling* *walk on stage, hands in pockets*
Natal: *Sees twins and tries to run.*
Twins: *block her*
Ginger: Oh no you
Casey: Don't!
Ginger: You
Casey: Abandoned us
Ginger: Back in second
Casey: Grade.
Natal: *Blinks* Oh, I en't the Natal you are looking for. That Natal went bye bye a looong time ago!
Casey: Shut
Ginger: Up.
Kitza: If you all don't zip it, you will die.
Natal: Kitza!
Siva: But I thought you
Natal: Moved to New York.
Siva: But Natal, we
Natal: Aren't twins
Siva: So why are we talking like this? Natal: Beats me!
*All Huggle Kitza!!*
Natal: Kitzie!!!!
Kitza: Okay, we better get this show on the road. Where are Avet and Elsaroonie?
Siva: We can't have too many hosts at one time, because it gets confusing.
Natal: So you and your clone should go away, Case.
Casey: *bites her*
Natal: Oww! Imaginary Friend abuse!
Kitza: Okay! Now we managed to capture Miss Holly Short, so here she is..
*A llama brings Holly out. She is firing her LEP blaster as hard as she can, people are ducking and dying*
Siva: I like chickens.
All: O.o
Siva: *bears kicking foot* what, I do!
All: 'k.
Holly: Oh gods..where am I? is it...*buries face in hands* I cant say it...
All: *joyfully* The Crayon Show!
Holly: Noooo...*Shoots Siva*
Siva: *Ducks, all Jackie Chan like*
Holly: *blinks*
Natal: *Vampire Smile* Lets 'ave some questions..then some pie...
Ginger: Wait.How did you
Casey: Know about the
Ginger: Crayon Show
Natal: Stuff it, Clones.
Ginger: Shut the
Casey: Heck up!
Siva: Jerica is bald...
Holly: O.o Well, anyway, I ran into a kind little Mud Girl, what was her name? Lara? Laura? And she told me about The Sharpie Show, and how some crazed fan girl and her imaginary friend had abducted her and interrogated her, and I was naturally curious, because I thought that maybe they would have a cheap rip-off of it, that being the nature of these shows, so I had Foaly look it up for me, and he did, and we found this, so I have been carrying around a LEP blaster wherever I have been going, but it proved useless, as you are obviously freaky people. Anyway, to sum it up..D'ARVIT!!!!
Siva: Yes..well I can swear too...@#&* #$^#
Natal: Why are you speaking in characters?
Holly: Damn imbeciles. Shut up, por favor?
Natal: I am taking offense from that, just so you know. I happen to have an IQ of ILIKECHOCOLATEVERYVERYMUCH, so you cannot offend me, fairy.
Holly: *bristles* Do you even know what an IQ is, Mud Girl?
Casey/Ginger: Shut it, girls and Natal.
Natal: Hey!!
Casey/Ginger: *Snickers*
Siva: Cara came to soccer practice in her Daddy's space ship, who is sending love from Mexico..
Natal: *Grins Wickedly* You tell 'em, Siverus!!
Holly: Can you ask me questions, Mud Girl, so I can get out of the Death Pit?
Natal: These were originally for Arty, from Slime Frog, our most faithful reader, but unfortunately, Arty had to leave, so here we go.. What is your favourite type of flower? oh, and another one, Do you have/used to have any pets and can I clone them as well?
Holly: My favourite type of flower is the kind I can shoot with my blasters, Mud Girl, and I had one pet *cries* he was a rock..but he bwoke... *cries some more*
All: O.O
Holly: *raises Blasters threateningly* He broke, and I was sad, but if you tell Root I'll kill you..
Natal: And WJCARMEN's (Sivie's Sister!!) asks "Why do the Irish Swear so much" Which is a pretty random Question, if you ask me..
Holly: It is like soooooo obvious!!
Siva: Then what is it?
Holly: The answer is that they have potatoes in their eyes..
All: *Blink*
Natal: Why be normal when you can be BALD!!
Siva: Okay, and Caspian Raider asks.. DoyoulikecoffeeasmuchasIdobecuaseIamtotallyobsessedwithcoffeasyoucanseeright here
Holly: CoffeeisreallyreallyreallygoodIliketoomixitwithlotsofsugarandevenmoreandmore andmorecaffinebecauseitneedsittogiveyoutheboostyouneedtostartyourdaybecausei reallyreallyreallylovecoffeeandsugaryumyumyumyum!!
Natal: My computer went Psycho; it didn't register that on Spell Check.
Holly: IbetterstoptalkinglikethsbutonceIstartIcantstopandthatisreallyreallyreallyba d...
All: Uh oh...
Natal: Oh Dust..
Holly: Dustdustdustdustdustdust!!
Siva: *Brings out a stick of watermelon lip gloss and eats it* Yummy. Anyway, I have a question. Are you, by any chance, related to Ron Weasely? Holly: Of course. He is my mother.
Natal: Of course he-hey, wait..
Siva: Nyahahahahahahaa
Kitza: Isn't it such a happy day when the cats turn red and Susan Walker decides to be named Shaila Min?
Natal: *pats her head* Of course it is, our very own Spelling Champ.
Random girl named Jerica, who is bald: Hi, I'm Jerica, and I am bald!!! Woo Hoo!!
Siva: Hola.
All: I am a llama, llama, llama.
Almighty Voice: Hello, all. My name is Jennifer Lopez and I am your god..
All: Hello, Jennifer...
(Okay, that was undeniably psychotic. Let's get back to the show...)
Siva: I have a question. Holly! If you were taking care of Brianna on a mountain after being left by your very best friend Siva C., then how many chickens named Ginger's poo smells like hell would you have?
Holly: *consults computer* Green Sponge.
All: *game show buzzer*
Casey: The answer is
Ginger: Red Alpaca
Holly: damn it.
All: Nyahahahahhaa...
A/N: Okay, that chapter absoulutly sucked. But that was YOUR fault, because you didn't send enough questions!!! Nyahahaha. Okay, we will have Holls back on our next show!! YAY!! Send in questions, please. That will be your death.nayahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa. AGAIN, THE ADDRESS IS CRAZEDSHEEP@HOTMAIL.COM IT IS NOT HARD!!!