Without Me: A Beastly Song, a care bears fanfic

Without Me

By Charles Xavier

(Parody of 'Without Me' by Eminem)

Two fluffy care bears go round the outside,

Round the outside,

Round the outside!

Two fluffy care bears go round the outside,

Round the outside,

Round the outside!

Guess who's back,

Back again?

Beastly's back,

Tell a friend.

Guess who's back?

I'm an ugly monster,

And nobody wants to see No Heart no more,

They want Beastly, I'm chopped liver,

Well if you want Beastly, this is what I'll give ya!

A little bit of hatred with some hard liquor,

Some terror that'll jumpstart my heart quicker

Than a shock when I get zapped with a mirror

By that Shrieky when I'm not cooperating,

When there're evil plans that we'd be operating.

You waited this long now stop debating 'cuz I'm back,

I'm on my bike and peddling.

I know you got a job, Care Bears,

But your caring is making No Heart's work complicating!

So the Bears and the kids won't let me be,

Or let be me,

So let me see.

They tried to kick me out of the Nelvana Company,

But this show just really sucks without me.

So come on and dance,

And do a prance, screw that!

Boys, swing round your hips,

Girls, wave your tits,

And get ready,

'Cuz this crap's about to get heavy,

I'm gonna get those Care Bears,

SO SCREW YOU, SHRIEKY!

Now this looks like a job for me,

So little kids just follow me,

'Cuz we need a little calamity,

'Cuz this show really sucks without me!