Sorry about the lack of updates, I'll provide an explanation as to my
delay in finishing this story at the end of the chapter. And I still don't
own any of the characters that anyone else owns...which is a lot.
Chapter 6: Platform 77 1/7
Needless to say, Squeegee was miserable back with the Creepers. True, it wasn't as bad as when the drooling monkey was there, but they acted like he wasn't there. In other words nothing changed. Squeegee just sat in his room all day, talking to Shmee. This got boring after a while , what with Shmee always telling him to set things on fire. Did I mention Shmee is a girl in this story? Don't ask me how Squeegee knew, he just knew. "Mr. Creeper? Can you drive me to Queen's Pentagram tomorrow? I have to go to Pigspots from there."
"And why? Hic should I do that? Can't you just take a broomstick or something? And do I even want you to go?"
"If you don't drive me I could magically make you sober enough to actually know what Mrs. Creeper looks like!"
"NOOOOO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!"
"Yay! I get a ride!"
3 AM the next morning, Squeegee woke up and was too hyper to go back to sleep. Somebody give that kid some medicine! So anyway, when the car got to Queen's Pentagram, the Creepers threw Squeegee and his stuff out of the car waaayy up in the air so he could land on the other side of a brick wall in front of the Pigspots Express. All of the Snuggles there saw him, but the MIB came with their little flashy things and erased all of their pitiful memories. It's not like they needed to remember how to tie their shoes. So Squeegee got on the train and went to the back cart, the only one that wasn't taken up by lizards doing head explody with their wands. Then something REALLY weird happened.
"Hi is this cart..Squeegee?"
"Nny? What are you doing here? And why are you so short?"
"Devi's insane friend and her creepy doll made us into eleven year olds because it's her twisted way of getting us back together."
"So you're going to be in my house thing?"
"I don't know, but the plot has been fairly predictable so far."
" Yeah, and once we get there we'll probably be confronted by some random lizard who will hit us on the head with inflated mallets."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprized." Then someone Squeegee didn't recognize, but Nny seemed to know came in.
"Some kid lost his pet earthworm and is making me look for it and..GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
"Hello Devi."
"Nny, who's that?"
"Devi."
"And who's Devi?"
"Little Squee thing...run while you still can! Nny will murder you and feed your insides to his wall!"
"Why are you still here? I thought you didn't want to be near me."
"Please say this isn't some sick insurrection of Ron/Hermione romance!", Squeegee pleaded as he sat in a frightened heap under his seat.
"I have my ways of getting revenge on the author if it is.", Nny said mischeviously. Devi managed to back out of the room before anyone noticed. Okay, no sickening Ron/Hermione stuff..unless I have reason to. A rat nibbled on Squeegee's foot. "Oh, that's my pet rat that this really weird family that moved into my house gave me. They're nice I guess. I just hope they don't find what's in the basement." From miles and miles away, a blood curdling scream was heard. "Well, that answers that. One of my new sisters gave me a spell to turn him green.!" Saje tried to run for his tiny little life, but couldn't seem to grasp the concept that he was still in his cage. "Slimy frog and Irken spleen, turn this fanfic author green!" Nny's wand that suddenly appeared from somewhere shot out some sparks as Saje turned green and attempted to give Nny the finger. But it wasn't there so he just made a loser sign. It ended up being cute instead of insulting and made Nny and Squeegee laugh. Then the snack cart came around. Letting eleven to seventeen year olds have unlimited access to weapons of mass sugar? I have to go bomb them now! A/N: It seems that Bush has possessed my computer. takes little monkey out of the monitor Fly to Antarctica little monkey! Anyway, so all the kids on the train got sugar high and had a giant frat party until the train took a sharp turn and sent a cow flying through the window. Did they have cows? Oh well. And there was a huge maneating frog that jumped on Squeegee's head! Okay. That was a slight exaggeration. It was just a chocolate frog with a card with Professor Membrane on it.
And now..why I haven't updated.
It all started a month ago in a teachers' meeting in an underground lair in a dormant volcano.
"Holy rabid kiwis! This fanfiction sucks!"
"I agree. Let's give everyone so much homework that they won't have time to breathe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"You need to work on your evil laugh."
"I know. Quit making fun of me!"
And so I was only able to update fics that were either short or were somehow involved in that mountain of homework. Only four more weeks of school..four weeks too long.
Chapter 6: Platform 77 1/7
Needless to say, Squeegee was miserable back with the Creepers. True, it wasn't as bad as when the drooling monkey was there, but they acted like he wasn't there. In other words nothing changed. Squeegee just sat in his room all day, talking to Shmee. This got boring after a while , what with Shmee always telling him to set things on fire. Did I mention Shmee is a girl in this story? Don't ask me how Squeegee knew, he just knew. "Mr. Creeper? Can you drive me to Queen's Pentagram tomorrow? I have to go to Pigspots from there."
"And why? Hic should I do that? Can't you just take a broomstick or something? And do I even want you to go?"
"If you don't drive me I could magically make you sober enough to actually know what Mrs. Creeper looks like!"
"NOOOOO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!"
"Yay! I get a ride!"
3 AM the next morning, Squeegee woke up and was too hyper to go back to sleep. Somebody give that kid some medicine! So anyway, when the car got to Queen's Pentagram, the Creepers threw Squeegee and his stuff out of the car waaayy up in the air so he could land on the other side of a brick wall in front of the Pigspots Express. All of the Snuggles there saw him, but the MIB came with their little flashy things and erased all of their pitiful memories. It's not like they needed to remember how to tie their shoes. So Squeegee got on the train and went to the back cart, the only one that wasn't taken up by lizards doing head explody with their wands. Then something REALLY weird happened.
"Hi is this cart..Squeegee?"
"Nny? What are you doing here? And why are you so short?"
"Devi's insane friend and her creepy doll made us into eleven year olds because it's her twisted way of getting us back together."
"So you're going to be in my house thing?"
"I don't know, but the plot has been fairly predictable so far."
" Yeah, and once we get there we'll probably be confronted by some random lizard who will hit us on the head with inflated mallets."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprized." Then someone Squeegee didn't recognize, but Nny seemed to know came in.
"Some kid lost his pet earthworm and is making me look for it and..GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
"Hello Devi."
"Nny, who's that?"
"Devi."
"And who's Devi?"
"Little Squee thing...run while you still can! Nny will murder you and feed your insides to his wall!"
"Why are you still here? I thought you didn't want to be near me."
"Please say this isn't some sick insurrection of Ron/Hermione romance!", Squeegee pleaded as he sat in a frightened heap under his seat.
"I have my ways of getting revenge on the author if it is.", Nny said mischeviously. Devi managed to back out of the room before anyone noticed. Okay, no sickening Ron/Hermione stuff..unless I have reason to. A rat nibbled on Squeegee's foot. "Oh, that's my pet rat that this really weird family that moved into my house gave me. They're nice I guess. I just hope they don't find what's in the basement." From miles and miles away, a blood curdling scream was heard. "Well, that answers that. One of my new sisters gave me a spell to turn him green.!" Saje tried to run for his tiny little life, but couldn't seem to grasp the concept that he was still in his cage. "Slimy frog and Irken spleen, turn this fanfic author green!" Nny's wand that suddenly appeared from somewhere shot out some sparks as Saje turned green and attempted to give Nny the finger. But it wasn't there so he just made a loser sign. It ended up being cute instead of insulting and made Nny and Squeegee laugh. Then the snack cart came around. Letting eleven to seventeen year olds have unlimited access to weapons of mass sugar? I have to go bomb them now! A/N: It seems that Bush has possessed my computer. takes little monkey out of the monitor Fly to Antarctica little monkey! Anyway, so all the kids on the train got sugar high and had a giant frat party until the train took a sharp turn and sent a cow flying through the window. Did they have cows? Oh well. And there was a huge maneating frog that jumped on Squeegee's head! Okay. That was a slight exaggeration. It was just a chocolate frog with a card with Professor Membrane on it.
And now..why I haven't updated.
It all started a month ago in a teachers' meeting in an underground lair in a dormant volcano.
"Holy rabid kiwis! This fanfiction sucks!"
"I agree. Let's give everyone so much homework that they won't have time to breathe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"You need to work on your evil laugh."
"I know. Quit making fun of me!"
And so I was only able to update fics that were either short or were somehow involved in that mountain of homework. Only four more weeks of school..four weeks too long.