"Sesshoumaru, I'll kick your ass this time!" Inuyasha said, pulling
out his rubber sword. Sesshoumaru laughed out loud.
"You think you can beat me and my rubber duckie!?" He called, pulling out a life-size rubber duckie. "Together, Squeaky and I are invincible!" He yelled, pulling out a bottle of bubble bath mix.
"You think you and that yellow duck are going to defeat me? Ha! You couldn't beat up yourself with that thing Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha called back, swinging his rubber sword around making little "Whoosh" sounds with his mouth.
"I could too Inuyasha!" Sesshoumaru yelled back, hitting himself in the face with the rubber duckie. He took off the soap lid and ran onto the lake. (There's a lake if I say there's a lake!) And he jumped in, dumping the bubble mix all through the water. Suddenly, the bubble mix overflows out of the small pond and bubbles up on shore.
"Inuyabbashba!" Sesshoumaru yelled from inside the bubble mass.
"I'll save you my pretty! And your little dog too!" Inuyasha called out as he ran and dove in the mud pit full of bubbles. (now it's a mud pit. 'Cuse I say so.) He swam deep down in the muck until he pulled out. . . Kagome and Kikyou half naked and fighting!
A mesmerized Miroku sat on the shore screaming, "Fight, fight, fight!" At the top of his lungs. Sesshoumaru popped up from the bubbles and began to cat fight with the girls. Soon the girls were totally naked and Inuyasha was up on the shore screaming too. Suddenly, Kagome ripped off Sesshoumaru's shirt and they all screamed.
"Sesshoumaru has breasts!" Kikyou and Kagome screamed, running away as fast as their naked mud covered legs could take them.
Miroku ran up and started to touch them, when he was slapped by Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru said in a very girly voice, "Don't touch the implants! They haven't fully healed!" He told him. Pretty soon every body ran back to the campsite, leaving shirtless-breast implanted Sesshoumaru in the mud.
Inuyasha sat on a log biting his nails. He looked around for Kagome but couldn't find her. Then he walked into some thick bushes and found. . .
Kagome and Shippo making out! He slapped his eyes and Kagome looked up asking,
"You can join us if you want."
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Inuyasha sat up from the ground screaming. It was all dark outside.
"Thank Gods it was only a dream. . . Just a dream." He muttered to himself. But he snapped up again as he heard rustling in the bushes behind him and the faint sound of lips smacking together.
"Screw it." He told himself as he hit the ground and shut his eyes again.
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Author's Note: I was up at about five am, half asleep and thought this was pretty funny when I wrote it. Now I just think it's sick. XD
"You think you can beat me and my rubber duckie!?" He called, pulling out a life-size rubber duckie. "Together, Squeaky and I are invincible!" He yelled, pulling out a bottle of bubble bath mix.
"You think you and that yellow duck are going to defeat me? Ha! You couldn't beat up yourself with that thing Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha called back, swinging his rubber sword around making little "Whoosh" sounds with his mouth.
"I could too Inuyasha!" Sesshoumaru yelled back, hitting himself in the face with the rubber duckie. He took off the soap lid and ran onto the lake. (There's a lake if I say there's a lake!) And he jumped in, dumping the bubble mix all through the water. Suddenly, the bubble mix overflows out of the small pond and bubbles up on shore.
"Inuyabbashba!" Sesshoumaru yelled from inside the bubble mass.
"I'll save you my pretty! And your little dog too!" Inuyasha called out as he ran and dove in the mud pit full of bubbles. (now it's a mud pit. 'Cuse I say so.) He swam deep down in the muck until he pulled out. . . Kagome and Kikyou half naked and fighting!
A mesmerized Miroku sat on the shore screaming, "Fight, fight, fight!" At the top of his lungs. Sesshoumaru popped up from the bubbles and began to cat fight with the girls. Soon the girls were totally naked and Inuyasha was up on the shore screaming too. Suddenly, Kagome ripped off Sesshoumaru's shirt and they all screamed.
"Sesshoumaru has breasts!" Kikyou and Kagome screamed, running away as fast as their naked mud covered legs could take them.
Miroku ran up and started to touch them, when he was slapped by Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru said in a very girly voice, "Don't touch the implants! They haven't fully healed!" He told him. Pretty soon every body ran back to the campsite, leaving shirtless-breast implanted Sesshoumaru in the mud.
Inuyasha sat on a log biting his nails. He looked around for Kagome but couldn't find her. Then he walked into some thick bushes and found. . .
Kagome and Shippo making out! He slapped his eyes and Kagome looked up asking,
"You can join us if you want."
* * * * * * * *
Inuyasha sat up from the ground screaming. It was all dark outside.
"Thank Gods it was only a dream. . . Just a dream." He muttered to himself. But he snapped up again as he heard rustling in the bushes behind him and the faint sound of lips smacking together.
"Screw it." He told himself as he hit the ground and shut his eyes again.
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Author's Note: I was up at about five am, half asleep and thought this was pretty funny when I wrote it. Now I just think it's sick. XD