Kikyou slowly fell downward into the pitch black. When she hit the
floor, she discovered she lay in demon hell! Above her stood a towering
man, in a baboon suit. (Because that's what you see as scary, right?)
"So you finally ended up where you belonged eh? It's about time! Whe made a whole new section just for you! We named it, 'Miko Whores', Whaddya think?" He asked.
Kikyou stood there in utter shock, unable to speak.
"Let's get going then. You're all the way at the end." He told her. Then sprouting from the floor came miniature Inuyashas with pointed sticks, threatening her if she didn't stand up and fallow him. She jumped up and ran closely behind him, trying to avoid stepping on the little hanyous with spears.
"Ah, I'll give you the tour. On our right here, is the terrorist section. Oh, and that flaming pit down there is the Fluffy Haters. And on the left over there you've got your snake demon and reptile youkai." He continued. And all along the way the little Inuyashas stuck spears at her feet, causing her to yelp and jump into the Baboon man.
"And finally, here you are." He told her, opening a door. All around her she could see pictures of Inuyasha kissing Kagome happily, and holding her hand, surrounded by little pups. "So far, you're alone here. But we felt we had to make a section for our honored guest. We couldn't just stick you with the republicans or anything."
"Huh?" She asked.
"Oh, that's ahead of your time, never mind. Any how, the noon movie's in a half an hour if you'd like to see it. I think they're playing more re-runs of Backstreet boys videos. Then for lunch we've got over cooked spaghetti and burnt ramen. Enjoy your stay!" He yelled back, cackling madly, before he shut the door.
End!
*~*~ lol, just a lame little thing I thought up one day. Because every one wants to see that miko burn, don't we? P.S. No offence to republicans or Backstreet boy fans, lol.~*~*~
"So you finally ended up where you belonged eh? It's about time! Whe made a whole new section just for you! We named it, 'Miko Whores', Whaddya think?" He asked.
Kikyou stood there in utter shock, unable to speak.
"Let's get going then. You're all the way at the end." He told her. Then sprouting from the floor came miniature Inuyashas with pointed sticks, threatening her if she didn't stand up and fallow him. She jumped up and ran closely behind him, trying to avoid stepping on the little hanyous with spears.
"Ah, I'll give you the tour. On our right here, is the terrorist section. Oh, and that flaming pit down there is the Fluffy Haters. And on the left over there you've got your snake demon and reptile youkai." He continued. And all along the way the little Inuyashas stuck spears at her feet, causing her to yelp and jump into the Baboon man.
"And finally, here you are." He told her, opening a door. All around her she could see pictures of Inuyasha kissing Kagome happily, and holding her hand, surrounded by little pups. "So far, you're alone here. But we felt we had to make a section for our honored guest. We couldn't just stick you with the republicans or anything."
"Huh?" She asked.
"Oh, that's ahead of your time, never mind. Any how, the noon movie's in a half an hour if you'd like to see it. I think they're playing more re-runs of Backstreet boys videos. Then for lunch we've got over cooked spaghetti and burnt ramen. Enjoy your stay!" He yelled back, cackling madly, before he shut the door.
End!
*~*~ lol, just a lame little thing I thought up one day. Because every one wants to see that miko burn, don't we? P.S. No offence to republicans or Backstreet boy fans, lol.~*~*~