Inuyasha: What the hell it this? :looks up at title:
Kagome: I think it's funny.
Inuyasha: I think the author is a lunatic.
Kagome: Yea, she looks a little twisted to me.
ShayFox: Hey if you two don't watch your mouths I'll make one called "Inuyasha's day at the Gynecologist"!
Kagome: :points at Inuyasha and laughs:
ShayFox: :points to Kagome: And you get to be the nurse!
Kagome: Oh, you think you're really funny don't you? I think you're sick.
Anyway.. Read and enjoy!
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It was a normal Saturday afternoon in Kagome's time. The sun was shinning, the birds were singing, everything was peaceful.
Kagome was at the mall with her friends, though she really wanted to be at home, studying for the next test, or back with the gang, looking for shards.
"Kagome, you have to promise us you'll stay for a few more hours! This is the first time you've been well in a while and you have a ton of allowance saved up." They told her.
"Fine! I'll stay, I'll stay!" She told her friends, just to get them to back off for a while. They started by going into a Macy's and looking around at cosmetics.
"Kagome, that shade looks great on you!" One of her four best friends told her. She decided to buy the light pink lipstick and silvery shadow for her eyes. After applying a shade in the bathroom she walked back out to see what shades her friends were picking. But instead of looking at lipstick, they were talking to a boy with silver hair and dog ears. As she walked up angrily she could hear her friends talking.
"Oh your ears are so kawaii!" One of them told him.
"And that outfit is so cool!" Another one said.
"Oh, Kagome's right over there, see? But why don't you shop with us for a while?" Another one added. He turned to face her and put on a big fake smile, asking for forgiveness.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing here!?" She yelled causing shoppers heads to turn.
"Kaede told me to-" He began to explain before she cut him off.
"I'm taking you back right now!" She said, grabbing one of his ears.
"Kagome, you promised!" Her friends shouted.
"Inuyasha, go back and tell her I'll come tomorrow." Kagome told him.
"How do I get back?" He asked with an angry tone. Kagome knew her explanation about the buses and money would be hopeless.
"Fine, you can stay with us." Kagome told him, knowing she was in a fixed spot.
"So this is Inuyasha?" Her friends asked as they giggled.
"Sadly." Kagome said, dragging him from display to display.
"You told us he was rude, but you didn't tell us he was so cute!" They said. Inuyasha turned to them and blushed a deep shade of red.
"No don't touch that!" Kagome whispered to him as she took his claws away from a perfume rack. "Don't touch that either!" She whispered. She was so quiet only Inuyasha could hear what she was saying. She kept taking his hands away from different racks.
"Awww, look, she's holding his hand! They make such a cute couple!" They said.
"Couple? What the hell are-" He tried to say before Kagome cut him off again.
"Play along! I can't exactly tell them you're from the feudal era!" She whispered to him so her friends wouldn't hear.
"Fine, fine. But if they make one more of those little giggle noises I'm exploding. And why do they talk in those high voices? They hurt my ears!" He whispered back.
"Deal with it!" She told him.
"Oh look! They're whispering to each other, it's so cute!" The giggled again. Kagome gave him an evil warning glare. He snarled.
"Oh my gosh, I have the best idea! Lets go clothes shopping for Inuyasha! I know he would look so adorable in some nice jeans." One of her friends said. Inuyasha's face went pale, knowing he'd have to do it.
The girls started to grab all kinds of things of racks. Jeans, hoodies, muscle shirts, jackets, even swim wear. Kagome was practically ripping her hair out as they stuffed him in a dressing room with the piles of clothes.
"C'mon, try them on!" They shouted. A few minutes later he came out wearing the white muscle shirt and a pair of very baggy pants.
"We are so getting that for him." The girls said as they swarmed him.
Even Kagome had to admit, Inuyasha had the frame for it, and the great muscles. Basically, Inuyasha was extremely hot.
"Geez Inuyasha, you are cute." Kagome whispered under her breath, forgetting about Inuyasha's ears.
His head popped up to look her way and his paleness was replaced with another blush. Kagome just had to giggle.
Inuyasha went back inside and tried on another pair of things. Kagome noted the girls ran in and got the outfit he was wearing last and bought it without hesitation.
Inuyasha came out wearing a black hoodie and less baggie pants.
"Wait a minute. Turn around really quick Inuyasha; I want to see how the pants fit." One of the girls told him with a mischievous smile.
"I knew it! He's got a great butt too! Kagome, you officially have the hottest boyfriend of us all!" Another one squealed. Kagome looked at Inuyasha and couldn't resist looking at his butt. Kagome couldn't hold her giggles anymore. She burst out and Inuyasha flared up with his brightest blush yet.
"That's it. I'll find my way back if it takes me days!" He said stomping back into the changing room. The girls bought the other things to and handed them to Kagome in bags.
"You guys, I really have to go get him." Kagome told her friends.
"That's okay, you can go now. But bring him back soon! And if he has any attractive family, tell them about us, won't you?" They said with another burst of giggles.
"Okay, see you guys." Kagome called as she ran off to find him. She secretly giggled at the thought of telling Sesshoumaru about her friends.
Kagome: I think it's funny.
Inuyasha: I think the author is a lunatic.
Kagome: Yea, she looks a little twisted to me.
ShayFox: Hey if you two don't watch your mouths I'll make one called "Inuyasha's day at the Gynecologist"!
Kagome: :points at Inuyasha and laughs:
ShayFox: :points to Kagome: And you get to be the nurse!
Kagome: Oh, you think you're really funny don't you? I think you're sick.
Anyway.. Read and enjoy!
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It was a normal Saturday afternoon in Kagome's time. The sun was shinning, the birds were singing, everything was peaceful.
Kagome was at the mall with her friends, though she really wanted to be at home, studying for the next test, or back with the gang, looking for shards.
"Kagome, you have to promise us you'll stay for a few more hours! This is the first time you've been well in a while and you have a ton of allowance saved up." They told her.
"Fine! I'll stay, I'll stay!" She told her friends, just to get them to back off for a while. They started by going into a Macy's and looking around at cosmetics.
"Kagome, that shade looks great on you!" One of her four best friends told her. She decided to buy the light pink lipstick and silvery shadow for her eyes. After applying a shade in the bathroom she walked back out to see what shades her friends were picking. But instead of looking at lipstick, they were talking to a boy with silver hair and dog ears. As she walked up angrily she could hear her friends talking.
"Oh your ears are so kawaii!" One of them told him.
"And that outfit is so cool!" Another one said.
"Oh, Kagome's right over there, see? But why don't you shop with us for a while?" Another one added. He turned to face her and put on a big fake smile, asking for forgiveness.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing here!?" She yelled causing shoppers heads to turn.
"Kaede told me to-" He began to explain before she cut him off.
"I'm taking you back right now!" She said, grabbing one of his ears.
"Kagome, you promised!" Her friends shouted.
"Inuyasha, go back and tell her I'll come tomorrow." Kagome told him.
"How do I get back?" He asked with an angry tone. Kagome knew her explanation about the buses and money would be hopeless.
"Fine, you can stay with us." Kagome told him, knowing she was in a fixed spot.
"So this is Inuyasha?" Her friends asked as they giggled.
"Sadly." Kagome said, dragging him from display to display.
"You told us he was rude, but you didn't tell us he was so cute!" They said. Inuyasha turned to them and blushed a deep shade of red.
"No don't touch that!" Kagome whispered to him as she took his claws away from a perfume rack. "Don't touch that either!" She whispered. She was so quiet only Inuyasha could hear what she was saying. She kept taking his hands away from different racks.
"Awww, look, she's holding his hand! They make such a cute couple!" They said.
"Couple? What the hell are-" He tried to say before Kagome cut him off again.
"Play along! I can't exactly tell them you're from the feudal era!" She whispered to him so her friends wouldn't hear.
"Fine, fine. But if they make one more of those little giggle noises I'm exploding. And why do they talk in those high voices? They hurt my ears!" He whispered back.
"Deal with it!" She told him.
"Oh look! They're whispering to each other, it's so cute!" The giggled again. Kagome gave him an evil warning glare. He snarled.
"Oh my gosh, I have the best idea! Lets go clothes shopping for Inuyasha! I know he would look so adorable in some nice jeans." One of her friends said. Inuyasha's face went pale, knowing he'd have to do it.
The girls started to grab all kinds of things of racks. Jeans, hoodies, muscle shirts, jackets, even swim wear. Kagome was practically ripping her hair out as they stuffed him in a dressing room with the piles of clothes.
"C'mon, try them on!" They shouted. A few minutes later he came out wearing the white muscle shirt and a pair of very baggy pants.
"We are so getting that for him." The girls said as they swarmed him.
Even Kagome had to admit, Inuyasha had the frame for it, and the great muscles. Basically, Inuyasha was extremely hot.
"Geez Inuyasha, you are cute." Kagome whispered under her breath, forgetting about Inuyasha's ears.
His head popped up to look her way and his paleness was replaced with another blush. Kagome just had to giggle.
Inuyasha went back inside and tried on another pair of things. Kagome noted the girls ran in and got the outfit he was wearing last and bought it without hesitation.
Inuyasha came out wearing a black hoodie and less baggie pants.
"Wait a minute. Turn around really quick Inuyasha; I want to see how the pants fit." One of the girls told him with a mischievous smile.
"I knew it! He's got a great butt too! Kagome, you officially have the hottest boyfriend of us all!" Another one squealed. Kagome looked at Inuyasha and couldn't resist looking at his butt. Kagome couldn't hold her giggles anymore. She burst out and Inuyasha flared up with his brightest blush yet.
"That's it. I'll find my way back if it takes me days!" He said stomping back into the changing room. The girls bought the other things to and handed them to Kagome in bags.
"You guys, I really have to go get him." Kagome told her friends.
"That's okay, you can go now. But bring him back soon! And if he has any attractive family, tell them about us, won't you?" They said with another burst of giggles.
"Okay, see you guys." Kagome called as she ran off to find him. She secretly giggled at the thought of telling Sesshoumaru about her friends.