A New X-Man
Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh. I already did 2 disclaimers already, so what's the point.
A/N: Hi! Wow, I got so many nice reviews last chapter! (Sob), thank you everyone!
Jen: Hehe. Windows should die, grrrrrrrrr. br
Sashi: Awwwww. Actually, I did read your fic. It did have some aspects of a Mary-Sue, but at least you still made it enjoyable. So don't feel bad :). br
Kitty: Welcome to the site! Yay, we're new writers together! Thanks for the feedback! br
Faeryeyes: (sigh) Don't we all. (Evil laugh) br
Stormheart: Yeah, who'd have though torture could be this fun! Hehe. Thanks for sticking around! br
Liza Akita: Yeah, I know the feeling :) heh heh. br
Poe's Raven: You know what? I like that idea. I think I'll use that. Thanks! br
LeDiz: I'm afraid it's too late for my mental health. (Lightning bolt) Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha cough. Hm. Well, it was REALLY nice to get a review from you! As for your suggestion: interesting, very interesting. I'll keep that in mind for the last chapter. (yet another lightning bolt) br
Sweet Briar: Hey, nothing wrong with constantly imitating Kurt, fraulien. Well, most of the guys would be Scott or Wolverine for Halloween, so someone's gotta do Kurt, right? Hehe. br
Passionate Crow Rat: (giggles and claps hands together) Yay! I got more good reviews! Thank you! br
Lisa: Thanks! That's always nice to hear (blush). br
Jaganashi: You told people about my fic? You don't know how happy that makes me! Thank you sooooo much! (hug). Well, I hope I continue to make you laugh! Thanks again! br
Relwarc: Hmmmm, not a bad idea.br
ON WITH THE TORTURE! Er, I mean, the story continues. Thanks to Poe's Raven for the idea for this chapter.
Unfortunately, just because Mary Sue Helena lost her voice, it didn't mean she was completely helpless. She shook Kurt awake, and he assumed that she was too upset to speak and comforted her all the same.
"Damn," I muttered, staring at Word blankly. My only comfort was that she hadn't told Kurt about her incredibly-tragic-past-that-resulted-in-her- hatred-of-humans yet. And if I had my way, she never would.
As soon as Helena got her voice back, she left the mansion with a rather enigmatic comment about "seeing an old friend" or something. I smiled. This was going to be much better than soundproofing.
Helena entered a hospital room where a boy was hooked up to several life- support machines and a respirator. She sat in a chair by his bed and took his hand. "Will," she whispered, tears running down her cheeks. "Please, you've got to wake up. You've got to wake up so I can get involved in a long, unnecessarily drawn-out love triangle between you, me, and Kurt. Please Will, I miss you." She looked even more beautiful when she cried. Her tears glowed like.
"GET ON WITH IT!" I screamed at the computer as five pages of description about her tears (overstuffed with long words I'm not even sure exist) went by. This was mercifully cut short by one of the nurses tripping over the plug to Will's life support equipment.
"No!" shrieked Helena. "Don't leave me, Will! Please don't leave me! Somebody help him! Please!" The doctors and nurses just stared blankly at the spectacle.
"Do you even remember why he was here?" muttered one of the orderlies.
"No," said the nurse, shrugging. "As far as I knew, nothing was wrong with him." She shrugged again, then they went back to watching as Helena shook the dead body, screaming something about how he ruined the love triangle. She then turned on the hospital staff.
"YOU!" she growled, her body seeming to glowing with the flaming intensity of 1,000 suns.
"Wait, time out!" I deleted '1,000 suns' and typed 'a matchstick' and nodded approvingly. "Carry on!"
Anyway, the hospital went into chaos. Machines exploded, people spontaneously combusted, plants grew from the walls, everyone's blood flowed backward, bathrooms flooded, shoelaces became untied, phones rang, any traffic light in a 5 mile radius turned yellow, random objects flew out windows, the nurses were telepathically forced to sing the theme to 'Loveboat' and. I sat back and relaxed as a long list of things that Helena's infinite powers caused came up on screen. This was going to be more fun then I thought.
A/N: OK, let's hope that FF.net doesn't screw up the format on this one. R&R if you liked it, or didn't like it, well, either way, give me some feedback :). Thanks again to everyone who reviewed last time!
Deepest love and affection, Helena
Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh. I already did 2 disclaimers already, so what's the point.
A/N: Hi! Wow, I got so many nice reviews last chapter! (Sob), thank you everyone!
Jen: Hehe. Windows should die, grrrrrrrrr. br
Sashi: Awwwww. Actually, I did read your fic. It did have some aspects of a Mary-Sue, but at least you still made it enjoyable. So don't feel bad :). br
Kitty: Welcome to the site! Yay, we're new writers together! Thanks for the feedback! br
Faeryeyes: (sigh) Don't we all. (Evil laugh) br
Stormheart: Yeah, who'd have though torture could be this fun! Hehe. Thanks for sticking around! br
Liza Akita: Yeah, I know the feeling :) heh heh. br
Poe's Raven: You know what? I like that idea. I think I'll use that. Thanks! br
LeDiz: I'm afraid it's too late for my mental health. (Lightning bolt) Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha cough. Hm. Well, it was REALLY nice to get a review from you! As for your suggestion: interesting, very interesting. I'll keep that in mind for the last chapter. (yet another lightning bolt) br
Sweet Briar: Hey, nothing wrong with constantly imitating Kurt, fraulien. Well, most of the guys would be Scott or Wolverine for Halloween, so someone's gotta do Kurt, right? Hehe. br
Passionate Crow Rat: (giggles and claps hands together) Yay! I got more good reviews! Thank you! br
Lisa: Thanks! That's always nice to hear (blush). br
Jaganashi: You told people about my fic? You don't know how happy that makes me! Thank you sooooo much! (hug). Well, I hope I continue to make you laugh! Thanks again! br
Relwarc: Hmmmm, not a bad idea.br
ON WITH THE TORTURE! Er, I mean, the story continues. Thanks to Poe's Raven for the idea for this chapter.
Unfortunately, just because Mary Sue Helena lost her voice, it didn't mean she was completely helpless. She shook Kurt awake, and he assumed that she was too upset to speak and comforted her all the same.
"Damn," I muttered, staring at Word blankly. My only comfort was that she hadn't told Kurt about her incredibly-tragic-past-that-resulted-in-her- hatred-of-humans yet. And if I had my way, she never would.
As soon as Helena got her voice back, she left the mansion with a rather enigmatic comment about "seeing an old friend" or something. I smiled. This was going to be much better than soundproofing.
Helena entered a hospital room where a boy was hooked up to several life- support machines and a respirator. She sat in a chair by his bed and took his hand. "Will," she whispered, tears running down her cheeks. "Please, you've got to wake up. You've got to wake up so I can get involved in a long, unnecessarily drawn-out love triangle between you, me, and Kurt. Please Will, I miss you." She looked even more beautiful when she cried. Her tears glowed like.
"GET ON WITH IT!" I screamed at the computer as five pages of description about her tears (overstuffed with long words I'm not even sure exist) went by. This was mercifully cut short by one of the nurses tripping over the plug to Will's life support equipment.
"No!" shrieked Helena. "Don't leave me, Will! Please don't leave me! Somebody help him! Please!" The doctors and nurses just stared blankly at the spectacle.
"Do you even remember why he was here?" muttered one of the orderlies.
"No," said the nurse, shrugging. "As far as I knew, nothing was wrong with him." She shrugged again, then they went back to watching as Helena shook the dead body, screaming something about how he ruined the love triangle. She then turned on the hospital staff.
"YOU!" she growled, her body seeming to glowing with the flaming intensity of 1,000 suns.
"Wait, time out!" I deleted '1,000 suns' and typed 'a matchstick' and nodded approvingly. "Carry on!"
Anyway, the hospital went into chaos. Machines exploded, people spontaneously combusted, plants grew from the walls, everyone's blood flowed backward, bathrooms flooded, shoelaces became untied, phones rang, any traffic light in a 5 mile radius turned yellow, random objects flew out windows, the nurses were telepathically forced to sing the theme to 'Loveboat' and. I sat back and relaxed as a long list of things that Helena's infinite powers caused came up on screen. This was going to be more fun then I thought.
A/N: OK, let's hope that FF.net doesn't screw up the format on this one. R&R if you liked it, or didn't like it, well, either way, give me some feedback :). Thanks again to everyone who reviewed last time!
Deepest love and affection, Helena