A New X-Man: Chapter 4
Disclaimer: If you have not figured out by now that I do not own the X-Men, you are a sad, sad person.
A/N: 'Ello guvnah! Er, sorry, I was possessed by a British chimney sweep for a moment there. Sorry about the wait; the Internet was down for several days. And now it keeps coming up on FF.net in these really odd symbols. Um, anyways, to all my beautiful reviewers!
Rating: This particular chapter is a little closer to PG-13 than usual. I felt like throwing in some random language.
Sashi: Yes, the shoelaces! Mwahahahaha! Ok, I'll calm down. Hehe. Thank you!
faeryeyes: Oh I know! I hate it whenever someone has a Mary-Sue fall in love with Kurt. Grrrrrrr. Yeah, Pyro is a popular one too, lol.
Passionate Crow Rat: Well I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for coming back!
LeDiz: (Bows). Lol. Yeah, I know, I still have to get to that part. Get your next side-story going so I can review! (Taps foot impatiently).
Poe's-Raven: Awwwwww (big hug). Well it was a great chapter idea! No, you don't sound like a brat. Recognition is fun! Yay! Update your story soon!
Kitty: Your welcome! (Looks suspiciously at untied stilettos.) Hmmmmm, interesting…
StormHeart: Woo-hoo! I'm on a favorites list, I'm so happy! Thank you!
Jen: I'm updating, I'm updating! Hahaha.
Beck: A love hexagon? (Ponders that for a moment) LOL, that's pretty good. I like the saying for Scott, too.
Siren Fae: Awwww, poor Siren Fae. Don't worry; everyone ends up writing one sooner or later. Besides, you have a lot of O/C's, so you don't really have the time for one Mary-Sue.
Pantera: Thanks! I shall continue the fun, fun mocking, lol.
Relwarc: (Blush).
On with the story, good chaps! (Smacks self). Thank you Trinity Day for telling me how to get rid of those stupid symbols!
I bent over the keyboard, shaking with laughter. I had never had this much fun in my entire life. Screw the biology report, when would I need that anyway? I gasped for air as Mary-Sue Helena telepathically made all the male nurses over enunciate the letter A. A green Jeep pulled up in front of the hospital, and the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants stepped out.
"Are you sure about this girl?" asked Lance Alvers.
"Silence, you fool!" yelled Mystique. "This may very well be the most powerful mutant on Earth. She's just what we need for our secret weapon." The Brotherhood heard a roaring sound as the X-Jet landed on the roof. "Get inside quickly, before the X-Men get to her!"
Helena was now inside a vortex of swirling debris.
"A vortex of swirling debris?" I echoed disbelievingly. Who was writing this crap anyway? Well, me, but that's beyond the point! "Oh no." I said softly. The Mary-Sue Impulse was starting to take control over me. I deleted my last sentence and wrote
The Brotherhood and the X-Men rushed in to see Helena, looking out the window and laughing insanely. "Once I make all these traffic lights turn from yellow to red, the streets will turn into chaos!" Everyone instantly looked confused.
"But, Helena," said Jean, "if you turn the lights to red, wouldn't there be less chance of an accident?" After a few minutes silence, she realized her mistake and burst into tears in a cliché fashion. "Oh Helena, my sister, don't do this! Believe it or not, I know what you're going through…" a piece of the wall Helena was destroying hit her in the head, and she fell backwards out a window. Everyone present who was not singing the Loveboat theme applauded enthusiastically.
"Jean!" screamed Helena. "My sister! Oh, what have I done?" The door burst open, and Mr. and Mrs. Grey ran in.
"Helena!" yelled Mr. Grey over the noise. "What is this bullshit about us being dead? And by the way, who the hell are you?"
Helena looked intensely confused, and then pulled herself together. "No! No! You're not my family! My family is dead!" As Mr. Grey tried to talk sense into her, she clapped her hands over her ears and sang 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' at the top of her lungs.
"You can get back at these vile humans!" shouted Mystique over everyone. "I can teach you how to kill them, Helena. Isn't that what you want?"
Helena instantly stopped singing. "OK!" she said cheerfully.
"Noooooooooo!" yelled Kurt overdramatically. Helena stopped for a second. Their eyes locked as if for an eternity.
"Damn you!" I screamed at the keyboard. I had to stop this scene before something cliché happened. I came running through the door of the hospital, grabbed Helena, tossed her out the window, and ran back out to the computer, cackling.
"Who the hell was that?" asked Toad.
"Never mind, let's go!" The Brotherhood darted outside.
"Stop them!" yelled Scott. They ran after them, only to see the Jeep disappearing off into the distance.
"Helena!" screamed Jean, who had miraculously survived the fall. They looked toward the Jeep, where Helena, who had also somehow survived (WHY?), was looking back at them, sorrow written on her
I didn't even bother to finish the sentence, as what I wrote might drive me to suicide.
The X-Men stared after the Jeep until it reached the horizon, where it crashed into a lamppost.
A/N: Sorry if that was a little short, but I didn't want to make you wait any longer. Was it short? Hm, I can't really tell. Anyway, please review? Please? I'll give you a hypothetical cookie :). Oh, and if you really want to see something happen to Mary-Sue Helena, put it in your review. I'm open to anything, as long as it's painful, mwahaha.
Deepest love and affection,
Helena
Disclaimer: If you have not figured out by now that I do not own the X-Men, you are a sad, sad person.
A/N: 'Ello guvnah! Er, sorry, I was possessed by a British chimney sweep for a moment there. Sorry about the wait; the Internet was down for several days. And now it keeps coming up on FF.net in these really odd symbols. Um, anyways, to all my beautiful reviewers!
Rating: This particular chapter is a little closer to PG-13 than usual. I felt like throwing in some random language.
Sashi: Yes, the shoelaces! Mwahahahaha! Ok, I'll calm down. Hehe. Thank you!
faeryeyes: Oh I know! I hate it whenever someone has a Mary-Sue fall in love with Kurt. Grrrrrrr. Yeah, Pyro is a popular one too, lol.
Passionate Crow Rat: Well I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for coming back!
LeDiz: (Bows). Lol. Yeah, I know, I still have to get to that part. Get your next side-story going so I can review! (Taps foot impatiently).
Poe's-Raven: Awwwwww (big hug). Well it was a great chapter idea! No, you don't sound like a brat. Recognition is fun! Yay! Update your story soon!
Kitty: Your welcome! (Looks suspiciously at untied stilettos.) Hmmmmm, interesting…
StormHeart: Woo-hoo! I'm on a favorites list, I'm so happy! Thank you!
Jen: I'm updating, I'm updating! Hahaha.
Beck: A love hexagon? (Ponders that for a moment) LOL, that's pretty good. I like the saying for Scott, too.
Siren Fae: Awwww, poor Siren Fae. Don't worry; everyone ends up writing one sooner or later. Besides, you have a lot of O/C's, so you don't really have the time for one Mary-Sue.
Pantera: Thanks! I shall continue the fun, fun mocking, lol.
Relwarc: (Blush).
On with the story, good chaps! (Smacks self). Thank you Trinity Day for telling me how to get rid of those stupid symbols!
I bent over the keyboard, shaking with laughter. I had never had this much fun in my entire life. Screw the biology report, when would I need that anyway? I gasped for air as Mary-Sue Helena telepathically made all the male nurses over enunciate the letter A. A green Jeep pulled up in front of the hospital, and the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants stepped out.
"Are you sure about this girl?" asked Lance Alvers.
"Silence, you fool!" yelled Mystique. "This may very well be the most powerful mutant on Earth. She's just what we need for our secret weapon." The Brotherhood heard a roaring sound as the X-Jet landed on the roof. "Get inside quickly, before the X-Men get to her!"
Helena was now inside a vortex of swirling debris.
"A vortex of swirling debris?" I echoed disbelievingly. Who was writing this crap anyway? Well, me, but that's beyond the point! "Oh no." I said softly. The Mary-Sue Impulse was starting to take control over me. I deleted my last sentence and wrote
The Brotherhood and the X-Men rushed in to see Helena, looking out the window and laughing insanely. "Once I make all these traffic lights turn from yellow to red, the streets will turn into chaos!" Everyone instantly looked confused.
"But, Helena," said Jean, "if you turn the lights to red, wouldn't there be less chance of an accident?" After a few minutes silence, she realized her mistake and burst into tears in a cliché fashion. "Oh Helena, my sister, don't do this! Believe it or not, I know what you're going through…" a piece of the wall Helena was destroying hit her in the head, and she fell backwards out a window. Everyone present who was not singing the Loveboat theme applauded enthusiastically.
"Jean!" screamed Helena. "My sister! Oh, what have I done?" The door burst open, and Mr. and Mrs. Grey ran in.
"Helena!" yelled Mr. Grey over the noise. "What is this bullshit about us being dead? And by the way, who the hell are you?"
Helena looked intensely confused, and then pulled herself together. "No! No! You're not my family! My family is dead!" As Mr. Grey tried to talk sense into her, she clapped her hands over her ears and sang 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' at the top of her lungs.
"You can get back at these vile humans!" shouted Mystique over everyone. "I can teach you how to kill them, Helena. Isn't that what you want?"
Helena instantly stopped singing. "OK!" she said cheerfully.
"Noooooooooo!" yelled Kurt overdramatically. Helena stopped for a second. Their eyes locked as if for an eternity.
"Damn you!" I screamed at the keyboard. I had to stop this scene before something cliché happened. I came running through the door of the hospital, grabbed Helena, tossed her out the window, and ran back out to the computer, cackling.
"Who the hell was that?" asked Toad.
"Never mind, let's go!" The Brotherhood darted outside.
"Stop them!" yelled Scott. They ran after them, only to see the Jeep disappearing off into the distance.
"Helena!" screamed Jean, who had miraculously survived the fall. They looked toward the Jeep, where Helena, who had also somehow survived (WHY?), was looking back at them, sorrow written on her
I didn't even bother to finish the sentence, as what I wrote might drive me to suicide.
The X-Men stared after the Jeep until it reached the horizon, where it crashed into a lamppost.
A/N: Sorry if that was a little short, but I didn't want to make you wait any longer. Was it short? Hm, I can't really tell. Anyway, please review? Please? I'll give you a hypothetical cookie :). Oh, and if you really want to see something happen to Mary-Sue Helena, put it in your review. I'm open to anything, as long as it's painful, mwahaha.
Deepest love and affection,
Helena