A New X-Man: Chapter 5
Disclaimer: Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. Then I shot it.
A/N: Hola, mis amigos! Guess what, the symbols are finally gone on chapter four; in case you couldn't understand it the first time around (I didn't!). Those of you who braved the symbols and reviewed, thank you!
Monkey Chan- I'm am actually quite proud of my sick, twisted mind, hehe. By the way, thanks for the tip. I switched over to text format and the symbols were gone.
Cp- Lol, I know.
LeDiz: (cringe) I'm writing, I'm writing! Please, don't hurt me! Hehe. Awwww, poor thing, are you're muses being temperamental? Just break a couple toes and they'll get to work (evil laugh).
StormHeart: Thanks! I know not a lot of people can stand those annoying things, it makes it so hard to read. (Hits ff.net with a hammer)
Hnh: Thank you!
SSJ Tokya: Ooooooo, I like that idea! I think I'll do that! (Jumps up and down like giddy schoolchild). Thanks!
Jen: (bow)
Liz: Hahhaha, well, a person having multiple powers bothers me.
ONWARD! Thanks to SSJ Tokya for the idea! And to Trinity Day for helping me out.
Mary Sue Helena gazed at herself in the mirror. Her X-Men costume had been replaced with a new costume. It was both beautiful and sexy, with
It went on to describe a costume that sounded an awful lot like a mix between the Dark Phoenix costume and one of the outfits Marilyn Monroe wore in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." I sighed. If I was going to finish this story sometime tonight, I was going to have to deal with some of these clichés.
"Athena, your presence is requested upstairs." Mystique said. There are so many things wrong with that sentence I cannot even list them here.
"I'm coming," Helena said. She walked up the long, dark stairs. With every step she grew more anxious. The stairway seemed to go on for eternities. Then, when she finally reached the top, she tripped over her new sparkly costume in her stilettos and fell all the way down. She picked herself up, and started up the long staircase. Again.
It took awhile, but she finally reached the top and opened the door. Inside, stood the one of the most powerful mutants after her: Magneto.
"Hello, Helena," he said. " I have come to tell you of your true parentage. Helena, I am your father."
"No!" shrieked Helena.
"What the hell?" I shouted.
"Yes, it's true. You were conceived in a fatal"
"Fateful!" I corrected.
"Oh right, sorry. In a fateful encounter with the X-Man Kitty Pryde. Your true name is Helena Lensherr-Pryde-Grey."
"Wait a second!" I screamed. "Hold it!" Both Helena and Magneto looked up at me."
"Yes?" Magneto asked pleasantly.
"Well, how can, ahem, 'Helena', be Jean's sister? Is Jean your daughter too?"
"No, Jean is the daughter of John and Elaine Grey."
"So Jean isn't her sister?"
"No, Jean is Helena's sister.
"But that makes no sense!"
"It makes plenty of sense, human!"
"And what about Kitty? She can't be 15, then.
"Kitty Pryde is 15."
"I don't get this!" I screamed finally, sobbing. "This whole story makes no sense! Her family situation is impossible! Anyway, her parents are alive, and there was nothing wrong with her boyfriend, so what is her tragic past?"
"Join me, Helena," Magneto continued, drowning out my babbling. "Join me, and we will be invincible, together!" As they started laughed hysterically, I banged my head on the keyboard. I should have stuck with my damn biology report.
A/N: (Gasp) So suspenseful! Errrrrr, not really. Whatever, review! Give me some suggestions. And I'm going away for a week on Tuesday, so if you want me to do another chapter before I leave, let me know!
Deepest love and affection, Helena
Disclaimer: Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. Then I shot it.
A/N: Hola, mis amigos! Guess what, the symbols are finally gone on chapter four; in case you couldn't understand it the first time around (I didn't!). Those of you who braved the symbols and reviewed, thank you!
Monkey Chan- I'm am actually quite proud of my sick, twisted mind, hehe. By the way, thanks for the tip. I switched over to text format and the symbols were gone.
Cp- Lol, I know.
LeDiz: (cringe) I'm writing, I'm writing! Please, don't hurt me! Hehe. Awwww, poor thing, are you're muses being temperamental? Just break a couple toes and they'll get to work (evil laugh).
StormHeart: Thanks! I know not a lot of people can stand those annoying things, it makes it so hard to read. (Hits ff.net with a hammer)
Hnh: Thank you!
SSJ Tokya: Ooooooo, I like that idea! I think I'll do that! (Jumps up and down like giddy schoolchild). Thanks!
Jen: (bow)
Liz: Hahhaha, well, a person having multiple powers bothers me.
ONWARD! Thanks to SSJ Tokya for the idea! And to Trinity Day for helping me out.
Mary Sue Helena gazed at herself in the mirror. Her X-Men costume had been replaced with a new costume. It was both beautiful and sexy, with
It went on to describe a costume that sounded an awful lot like a mix between the Dark Phoenix costume and one of the outfits Marilyn Monroe wore in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." I sighed. If I was going to finish this story sometime tonight, I was going to have to deal with some of these clichés.
"Athena, your presence is requested upstairs." Mystique said. There are so many things wrong with that sentence I cannot even list them here.
"I'm coming," Helena said. She walked up the long, dark stairs. With every step she grew more anxious. The stairway seemed to go on for eternities. Then, when she finally reached the top, she tripped over her new sparkly costume in her stilettos and fell all the way down. She picked herself up, and started up the long staircase. Again.
It took awhile, but she finally reached the top and opened the door. Inside, stood the one of the most powerful mutants after her: Magneto.
"Hello, Helena," he said. " I have come to tell you of your true parentage. Helena, I am your father."
"No!" shrieked Helena.
"What the hell?" I shouted.
"Yes, it's true. You were conceived in a fatal"
"Fateful!" I corrected.
"Oh right, sorry. In a fateful encounter with the X-Man Kitty Pryde. Your true name is Helena Lensherr-Pryde-Grey."
"Wait a second!" I screamed. "Hold it!" Both Helena and Magneto looked up at me."
"Yes?" Magneto asked pleasantly.
"Well, how can, ahem, 'Helena', be Jean's sister? Is Jean your daughter too?"
"No, Jean is the daughter of John and Elaine Grey."
"So Jean isn't her sister?"
"No, Jean is Helena's sister.
"But that makes no sense!"
"It makes plenty of sense, human!"
"And what about Kitty? She can't be 15, then.
"Kitty Pryde is 15."
"I don't get this!" I screamed finally, sobbing. "This whole story makes no sense! Her family situation is impossible! Anyway, her parents are alive, and there was nothing wrong with her boyfriend, so what is her tragic past?"
"Join me, Helena," Magneto continued, drowning out my babbling. "Join me, and we will be invincible, together!" As they started laughed hysterically, I banged my head on the keyboard. I should have stuck with my damn biology report.
A/N: (Gasp) So suspenseful! Errrrrr, not really. Whatever, review! Give me some suggestions. And I'm going away for a week on Tuesday, so if you want me to do another chapter before I leave, let me know!
Deepest love and affection, Helena