A/N: This chapter is really short. I am very, very sorry.
Disclaimer: Yes, I have multiple personalities, but I don't think anyone can be Eion Colfer, J.K. Rowling, Philip Pullman, and Louise Rennison at the same time.
Title: Artemis, Harry, Will, and the gang (Sucky title, I know)
Reason for this Psycho Story: Me and my friend Siva (more about her, read the Crayon Show. Bwahahahaa) were wondering what would happen if Hermione met Artemis, and if Harry developed an obsession with Lyra. Originally stems from a really strange and random one word story we were doing.
Mae: Oh. My. God. You have read some of my fics? God, I thought after someone read one of them, they would back away slowly. ^__^ Just kidding. Thank you so much, that really made my day.
Kelaal: The first chapter was kind of messed up. Hermione/Artemis is kind of strange, but I figured I'd make it work, because that would be kind of funny. But if you don't like, there will be other funny stuff in it. And Butler is..er...in Bermuda. Sorry, that was messed up. I am horrible at keeping things in character. Ah well..oh, and by the way, Artemis Fowl Meets Harry Potter had to be one of the most spiffy stories in the world (faerie or Mud Man, Ci'gazze or wizarding, Lyra's or Will's)
Chuya: *mouth hangs open* *points with shaking finger* Oh. My. GOD. YOU ARE CHUYA!!! You wrote one of my favorite stories in the entire world!! I loooove Tu m'aimes! It is on my favorite stories list many times over. Oh my god!!! I just can't believe that CHUYA reviewed my story. Sorry, I'm babbling. But CHUYA! *gets carried off into her special padded room.*
Sky Ranae Snape: The Georgia Nicholson books are sooo spiffy!!
Hermione looked terrified. Two boys were converging on her. Besides, this spell was supposed to be a secret. Harry stood in front of her protectively.
"Boys, you are going to have to explain yourselves, please." Will looked faint and unable to speak, so Artemis carried on for him, with Butler (See, Kelaal) standing over him protectively
"Yes, sir, that is where you are right. And my explanation is this" Artemis explained about his plan to exploit other worlds. Will spoke up then, and said simply
"Can we come?" Hermione looked astonished.
"Er.no." Harry said, not too defiantly. Will looked at him imploringly, and Artemis, turning to Butler said
"Butler." Butler, not really wanting to hit these small children, they were just the same size as his charge and the brown haired boy looked so sad, but he still raised his massive fist threateningly. Harry's eyes widened considerable and he nodded mutely.
Meanwhile, Georgia was brushing herself off. "Bloody Swot." She said, glancing at Hermione.
"Excuse me?" Hermione said delicately. Georgia rolled her eyes and went to stand with them all, when Hermione said to Georgia
"YOU can't come. We have no idea who you are, and besides, you insulted me. A swot, I tell you?" Georgia clenched her fists and said, putting her foot down with a firm hand "I'm coming."
Hermione, holding her wand, yelled "Anomaliona" A huge gap between the fabric of worlds appeared, and, catching their breath, Hermione said breathlessly "Shall we?"
And the children stepped into the other world..
Disclaimer: Yes, I have multiple personalities, but I don't think anyone can be Eion Colfer, J.K. Rowling, Philip Pullman, and Louise Rennison at the same time.
Title: Artemis, Harry, Will, and the gang (Sucky title, I know)
Reason for this Psycho Story: Me and my friend Siva (more about her, read the Crayon Show. Bwahahahaa) were wondering what would happen if Hermione met Artemis, and if Harry developed an obsession with Lyra. Originally stems from a really strange and random one word story we were doing.
Mae: Oh. My. God. You have read some of my fics? God, I thought after someone read one of them, they would back away slowly. ^__^ Just kidding. Thank you so much, that really made my day.
Kelaal: The first chapter was kind of messed up. Hermione/Artemis is kind of strange, but I figured I'd make it work, because that would be kind of funny. But if you don't like, there will be other funny stuff in it. And Butler is..er...in Bermuda. Sorry, that was messed up. I am horrible at keeping things in character. Ah well..oh, and by the way, Artemis Fowl Meets Harry Potter had to be one of the most spiffy stories in the world (faerie or Mud Man, Ci'gazze or wizarding, Lyra's or Will's)
Chuya: *mouth hangs open* *points with shaking finger* Oh. My. GOD. YOU ARE CHUYA!!! You wrote one of my favorite stories in the entire world!! I loooove Tu m'aimes! It is on my favorite stories list many times over. Oh my god!!! I just can't believe that CHUYA reviewed my story. Sorry, I'm babbling. But CHUYA! *gets carried off into her special padded room.*
Sky Ranae Snape: The Georgia Nicholson books are sooo spiffy!!
Hermione looked terrified. Two boys were converging on her. Besides, this spell was supposed to be a secret. Harry stood in front of her protectively.
"Boys, you are going to have to explain yourselves, please." Will looked faint and unable to speak, so Artemis carried on for him, with Butler (See, Kelaal) standing over him protectively
"Yes, sir, that is where you are right. And my explanation is this" Artemis explained about his plan to exploit other worlds. Will spoke up then, and said simply
"Can we come?" Hermione looked astonished.
"Er.no." Harry said, not too defiantly. Will looked at him imploringly, and Artemis, turning to Butler said
"Butler." Butler, not really wanting to hit these small children, they were just the same size as his charge and the brown haired boy looked so sad, but he still raised his massive fist threateningly. Harry's eyes widened considerable and he nodded mutely.
Meanwhile, Georgia was brushing herself off. "Bloody Swot." She said, glancing at Hermione.
"Excuse me?" Hermione said delicately. Georgia rolled her eyes and went to stand with them all, when Hermione said to Georgia
"YOU can't come. We have no idea who you are, and besides, you insulted me. A swot, I tell you?" Georgia clenched her fists and said, putting her foot down with a firm hand "I'm coming."
Hermione, holding her wand, yelled "Anomaliona" A huge gap between the fabric of worlds appeared, and, catching their breath, Hermione said breathlessly "Shall we?"
And the children stepped into the other world..