Disclaimer: I don't own Vash, Meryl, Milly, Knives, Legato, or Wolfwood, but Clarisse IS mine!

"Well, what a beautiful name, for such a beautiful lady." Vash said in his sexiest voice. Clarisse giggled and nudged her shoulder with her cheek. "So complimentary. I like that in a man." Clarisse said in a raspy voice. Vash turned around and started dancing in place ,"Who's the man? Can we all say, ME! ME! Vash! ME! Ahem," Vash turned around to face her again slowly ,"What else do you like in a man?" Vash asked, and one of his eyebrows cocked up. Clarisse answered him ,"I cannot say infront of all these people." Vash's eyes lit up.

Clarisse walked up to Vash whispered something in his ear, and then grabbed him by the front of his coat and dragged him out of the bar. 'Beautiful frisky girl + me = FUN!!' Vash thought as Clarisse walked into the nearest hotel and pulled out the nessecary money to rent a room for the night. Clarisse proceeded to pull him throughout the hallway to the room she paid for.

When they walked in there was a beautiful king size bed with a canopy above it, stained wood floors, a curtained window, and a bathroom of their own. Vash looked aorund ,"Wow this place is really nice!" he said grinning widely at his newfound room. "Hey, where'd ya go?" Vash asked worriedly. Then he heard the bathroom door close. 'Oh' he thought to himself. He walked in and shut the door behind him, then walked to the bed. He sat on it, then had a bright idea. He laid down on the bed, put a hand under his face, and propped on of his legs up.

Clarisse stepped out of the bathroom moments later with all lace undergarments on. "Humina humina." Vash said as he then found a reason to lay stomache down on the bed. She mosied over to him and sat herself down next to him on the bed. " What do you wanna do?" she asked with her sexiest voice, and fluttering her eyelashes. "Oh, uhh whatever you want to do would be just fine!" Vash replied. "Oh, well you're in for a treat then." She raised her eyebrows in unison. "Get up." she commanded. Vash did as he was told and awaited his next order 'This is fun so far!!' he thought and smiled broadly. "Strip down!" she said he looked at her as though he didn't understand whats she had just said. "Just to your boxers silly." She corrected herself. He nodded and stripped down to his boxers.

Clarisse got up from her previous spot on the bed and circled Vash looking him up and down. "Hmm, nice." She said as she let her hand lazily trace his muscles as she walked around him.'uhhh that feels good' Vash thought as his sight was getting hazier by the second. Clarisse stopped circling him and pushed him so he fell back onto the bed. She strutted up to him, and raised herself up onto the bed, then straddled his stomache. Vash blinked several times to focus again, the pleasure already affecting his sight. " What's wrong sweetie? This your first time?" she cooed to him. "Uhhhh ????"