Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun or any of the characters in it.
"A ha ha." Vash nervously laughed. Clarisse looked at him in a dominating manner.
" I'll take that as a yes." She said. She brought her lips down to his, as Vash's eyes got as big as saucers. He finally closed them and started to interact with her, grazing his tongue against her lips. She responded in opening her mouth and allowing him entrance. Vash forgot about being nervous and put his hands on the small of her back, then started to inch them forward and backward messaging her gently.
'Fool, I can't have him blocking my path.' Clarisse thought. She pulled his hands down until they rested on her thighs; he began to message them gently. Clarisse was beginning to melt at his touch. She moved her lips away from his and began to kiss his earlobe. Vash couldn't help but make a few pleasuring noises. He was beginning to haze her train of thought. Then she suddenly noticed his hands weren't on her thighs anymore, they were steadily moving upward.
Clarisse brought one hand to his shoulder and grasped it firmly, as the other went to the clasp of her bra. Vash opened his eyes noticing the absence of her other hand. His eyes got wide again noticing what was about to happen.
"No, not now. No peeking." She said with her raspiest voice and the wink of an eye. Vash nodded, not wanting to spoil the surprise, and closed his eyes in expectancy. Clarisse removed her hidden surprise from the back of her bra and removed her hand from his shoulder so it could be better shown to him. "Okay, you can open your eyes now." She said sweetly.
"What the?" Vash squeaked as a gun was pointed to his forehead, merely inches away. "Clarisse what, why?" Vash asked with an extremely sad tone.
"What do you think? There's a $$60,000,000,000 bounty on your head, and I'm just the type of con artist to have trapped you as well as I did." Clarisse hissed at him.
"So, you really have no interest in me?" Vash said, as his eyes got watery.
"Bingo, we have a winner." Clarisse replied. She pulled the safety off on the gun and pressed it against his forehead. "See ya in hell, sweetie." She paused and smiled, then continued. "You were really good in bed too." She said as she smiled wickedly and pulled the trigger.
"You shouldn't have tried that. Now I'm going to have to break my own personal rule; Never shoot at a girl." Vash said from behind Clarisse. She was still looking down at where he had been with disbelief. Then she hopped off the bed.
"How did you, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?" Clarisse shouted, the anger dripping off her voice.
"Well, if I told you that then it wouldn't be a secret anymore so." Vash said while sticking his tongue out. "We could've been great together Clarisse." Vash said as he aimed his gun at her heart. BANG! Clarisse clamped her eyes shut and thought about how painful it will be to be shot. After a few seconds she opened one of her eyes and looked around. All she saw was Vash standing there, still clad in his boxers with his gun held at his side.
"Wh. . .Why didn't you shoot me?" Clarisse asked in a pitiful voice.
Vash replied," Because, I never shoot at beautiful women." He smiled his kitten smile. She then took the opportunity to run out of the room. She didn't succeed though. Vash shut the door in front of her and locked it. "Now, you don't want to go out in public looking like that do you? You may get into trouble." He threw her clothes at her, unlocked the door and stepped out himself. Upon getting dressed rather quickly he stepped out of the hotel and went back to the bar where all his friends were.
"Oh man, that was fast. She mustn't be too strong to only hold out that long." Wolfwood stated. While Meryl came up behind Vash and slapped the living day lights out of him.
"How could you take advantage of a woman like that?" Meryl shouted.
"It's a long story Meryl."
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun or any of the characters in it.
"A ha ha." Vash nervously laughed. Clarisse looked at him in a dominating manner.
" I'll take that as a yes." She said. She brought her lips down to his, as Vash's eyes got as big as saucers. He finally closed them and started to interact with her, grazing his tongue against her lips. She responded in opening her mouth and allowing him entrance. Vash forgot about being nervous and put his hands on the small of her back, then started to inch them forward and backward messaging her gently.
'Fool, I can't have him blocking my path.' Clarisse thought. She pulled his hands down until they rested on her thighs; he began to message them gently. Clarisse was beginning to melt at his touch. She moved her lips away from his and began to kiss his earlobe. Vash couldn't help but make a few pleasuring noises. He was beginning to haze her train of thought. Then she suddenly noticed his hands weren't on her thighs anymore, they were steadily moving upward.
Clarisse brought one hand to his shoulder and grasped it firmly, as the other went to the clasp of her bra. Vash opened his eyes noticing the absence of her other hand. His eyes got wide again noticing what was about to happen.
"No, not now. No peeking." She said with her raspiest voice and the wink of an eye. Vash nodded, not wanting to spoil the surprise, and closed his eyes in expectancy. Clarisse removed her hidden surprise from the back of her bra and removed her hand from his shoulder so it could be better shown to him. "Okay, you can open your eyes now." She said sweetly.
"What the?" Vash squeaked as a gun was pointed to his forehead, merely inches away. "Clarisse what, why?" Vash asked with an extremely sad tone.
"What do you think? There's a $$60,000,000,000 bounty on your head, and I'm just the type of con artist to have trapped you as well as I did." Clarisse hissed at him.
"So, you really have no interest in me?" Vash said, as his eyes got watery.
"Bingo, we have a winner." Clarisse replied. She pulled the safety off on the gun and pressed it against his forehead. "See ya in hell, sweetie." She paused and smiled, then continued. "You were really good in bed too." She said as she smiled wickedly and pulled the trigger.
"You shouldn't have tried that. Now I'm going to have to break my own personal rule; Never shoot at a girl." Vash said from behind Clarisse. She was still looking down at where he had been with disbelief. Then she hopped off the bed.
"How did you, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?" Clarisse shouted, the anger dripping off her voice.
"Well, if I told you that then it wouldn't be a secret anymore so." Vash said while sticking his tongue out. "We could've been great together Clarisse." Vash said as he aimed his gun at her heart. BANG! Clarisse clamped her eyes shut and thought about how painful it will be to be shot. After a few seconds she opened one of her eyes and looked around. All she saw was Vash standing there, still clad in his boxers with his gun held at his side.
"Wh. . .Why didn't you shoot me?" Clarisse asked in a pitiful voice.
Vash replied," Because, I never shoot at beautiful women." He smiled his kitten smile. She then took the opportunity to run out of the room. She didn't succeed though. Vash shut the door in front of her and locked it. "Now, you don't want to go out in public looking like that do you? You may get into trouble." He threw her clothes at her, unlocked the door and stepped out himself. Upon getting dressed rather quickly he stepped out of the hotel and went back to the bar where all his friends were.
"Oh man, that was fast. She mustn't be too strong to only hold out that long." Wolfwood stated. While Meryl came up behind Vash and slapped the living day lights out of him.
"How could you take advantage of a woman like that?" Meryl shouted.
"It's a long story Meryl."