Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. I no own, you no sue. K?

( A/N: ok. I've gotten about 5 reviews saying I need to change the title. Yes, I know it's not the first one ever, but oh well! I haven't seen any on ff.net, and I've only seen 2 on mediaminer so if you want me to change the title that bad, send me the title of another preggie fic, along with the author and I'll change it. But until then, I ask you not to tell me that the titles wrong. If I get one more review saying that, I'll get REALLY pissed. And if I'm unhappy, no update. K? ok. Also I know Hiei and Kurama are both very OC, but oh well. It's always that way with romance yaoi fics.

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"You're pregnant." Kurama blinked a couple times wile the words slowly registered in his mind.

//I'm....pregnant? like, with a baby?// once he realized what was going on, his emerald eyes were soon sparkling with unshed tears. Small quiet whimpers began to emerge from his throat; his lip quivered a bit, his features slowly contouring into a look of sheer agony. Once Hiei realized that Kurama was unhappy with the whole pregnant idea, he slowly crawled over to the whimpering kit. He went to put an arm over his shoulder in some attempt of comfort, but before he could take the fox into his arms, Kurama let out a loud ear piercing wale of agony. Fresh tears pored down his cheeks as he buried his face into the pillows, managing to somewhat muffle his cries. Hiei covered his ears as he let out another loud cry, and with his ears still covered, rushed over to the fox. Trying his best to block out the shrills, Hiei removed his hands from his ears and comfortingly stroked Kurama's back. "I-it's ok Kurama. Please, stop crying!" despite Hiei's attempts to calm the sobbing youko, Kurama continued to wail aloud. Unable to bare the shrieking

sounds any longer, Hiei once again covered his ears, giving up on the comfort attempts. Judging by all the noise the fox was making, it was a wonder Yusuke or some one hadn't come in yet. As if answering his prayers, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan and Keiko all rushed through the small wooden door. Kuwabara and Yusuke both froze in their tracks, quickly covering their ears as they too fell victims of the angst cries,

but Botan and Keiko both ignored the noise, quickly rushing over to Kurama's side. "Hiei! What did you do to him?!" "I didn't do any thing to him! I just told him about the baby like you told me to, and he started

waling!"

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Botan ignored my clame of innocence, and continued to baby the crying kit as well as Keiko.

I watched in awe as Kurama's cries slowly subsided as Botan rubbed his back soothingly, and Keiko

Whispered comforting words in his ear. Soon the ancient Kitsune's agonizing cries turned into small Whimpers and sniffles as he buried his face in Keiko's shoulder. Botan continued to rub his back while Keiko quietly hummed while slowly rocking his thin frail body back and forth, until the tears stopped and he simply stared off into space. I let out a relieved sigh as I walked up to the trio. "Well. Now that that's taken care of, would some one like to explain to me what's going on?" "I think maybe I can do that."

Came a calm still voice that I knew all too well. I turned around to see none other than the masked fighter, standing calmly in the door way. "I think I may understand what is going on here. Follow me if you wish to know. And bring Kurama with you." I saw Botan hesitate for a moment, probably unsure about taking Kurama out of the hospital. Seeing this, the masked fighter quickly gave her a look that sort of said 'if you don't do as I say, you'll die along with Kurama.' So Botan gave up and motioned for Kuwabara to Carrie

The pregnant kit. Kuwabara did as he was told, picking Kurama up as gently as possible, then carrying him out of the room, bridal style, followed by every one else.

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Before I knew what was happening, we soon arrived at a temple, just on the out skirts of the island.

The rest of our little crew, with the exception of Kurama, the masked fighter and I, all stared at the amazing piece of architecture like they'd never seen a goddamn temple in their lives. I simply let out a 'hn' and followed the masked fighter inside, giving a quick glare at the group, gesturing them to do the same. And they did. Once we were inside, the masked fighter sat down in the middle of the floor, just out side of a circle of white candles, along with a few incents. "place him in the circle. Just atop of the rug" Kuwabara nodded, gently lying him down, doing exactly as he was told. Every one watched in fascination as the masked fighter placed both of her pointer fingers on her chin, and closed her eyes in concentration.

With out using so much as a match, the masked fighter managed to light every one of the white candles, along with the incents. My ears perked up as I heard her chanting some thing in a foreign language I didn't even know existed. Just like the witch had done at the tournament, she began to chant louder and louder.

Her body began to glow a strange gold-ish color, along with Kurama and i. She actually managed to surprise me as I watched the smoke gather above Kurama's body, forming a sort of orb. The orb soon became very clear, the smoke gathering around it forming a thick gray ring. "what you see here is the orb of truth. By gathering Kurama's spirit energy, along with yours and my own, the orb will tell us any thing we like. The only problem is, it will only grant us one question each so choose carefully. And remember, don't go off topic. Only questions that will determine Kurama's well being." We all nodded in agreement.

The masked fighter removed her hands from her chin, and in one swift movement, her mask was gone.

"allow me to introduce myself. I am the psychic Genkai." "wha?! But how can you be Genkai?! The real Genkai's an old hag!" Genkai sighed at Kuwabara's stupidity. "Dope. I'm in my younger form. I need to be in order to perform this spell. Now, shall we get started?" once again, we all nodded. "Great. I'll go first."

Genkai cleared her throat. "Orb of truth; we beg of you. Tell us who did this to Kurama." A few seconds later, the orb began to glow. "As you wish my master." With that, images of what had happened began to play on the orb. "hey, it's kinda like a video!" Kuwabara and Yusuke each chuckled at that. "shut up you fools! I'm trying to concentrate! I see a girl. a fairly young woman, who possesses great power. She is indeed the one at fault. Her name is Kita. A powerful witch as well as the destined lover of Gama."

The pictures on the orb disappeared. "Alright Hiei. You next." I nodded in understanding and turned to the orb. "Orb of truth, what are the whereabouts of this Kita person?" the orb once again began to glow.

"the young witch Kita resides in the cave that links earth and the heavens. She will be in the peak of a mountain to be specific. I suggest you wait until Kurama is in a better condition before you make this Journey. Be cautious. She will be quite difficult to defeat. That is all that I can tell you for now."

Yusuke jumped up from his seat on the floor. "Hey wait a second! I thought you said you'd answer all of our questions! What the hell's your problem?!" the orb chuckled a bit. "sit down you silly boy. I'm doing this for you. You will have more questions, I am simply advising you wait until later once you have more information. No point in waisting useless questions. That is all." With that, the orb disappeared and Kurama's body went limp on the floor. Genkai stood from her spot on the floor. "take Kurama in that room in the back. We have some things to discuss." Kuwabara once again lifted the unconscious kit and carried him into the back room. "It appears Kurama is indeed pregnant. How he got that way, I'm not sure. But I know for a fact that the spell is not reversible." "so that means he'll just have to have the baby?" asked Keiko. "no. he still has the option to get an abortion. But if he does, Kita may come after him. But yes, it is still possible." "how the hell could he carry a baby in the first place?!" Yusuke screamed. "you are forgetting that he is not completely human, only in a human body. There for he's still vulnerable to magic.

If he decides to keep it, he will carry the baby in his abdomen and deliver in anally." "so what's the problem?" asked Yusuke. "the problem is, despite his body's capabilities, Kurama is not yet emotionally or mentally stable enough for this sort of thing. He still has school, and I seriously doubt Koenma will be happy about this." "what about his mother? She's going to have to find out some time or another."

Asked Keiko. "yes, indeed. She will have to find out. Kurama will just have to tell her. It won't be easy, but believe me, that's the least of his problems." We all nodded in agreement. "what I don't understand is why

Kita would do this in an act of revenge. Why would she bless he and Hiei with a baby instead of killing him, or cursing him in some other way?" "it sounds to me like this Kita girl's a real idiot." Said Kuwabara.

"don't be stupid. She obviously has her reasons. She's probably planning something. I just can't think of what it would be." Genkai let out a frustrated sigh. "you can all rest here for the night. Kurama should be awake by morning. We'll talk to him then." I was a bit aggravated by this, but once every one else accepted the offer, I figured I should too. "very well. I'll sleep here tonight. But tomorrow, Kurama and I are going back home." Genkai nodded. "Very well. I'll find some one to fight in your place. With the exception of Kuwabara and Yusuke, we'll all go home tomorrow." With a quick nod, I leapt out of the temple window, and began my search for a near by tree to sleep in. "that poor boy has no idea what he's getting himself into. He will soon take this seriously though." With that, Genkai blew out each of the candles, and headed to bed

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Sun: finally! Done!

Fire: that's chapter three! Remember what we said. No complaints about the title.

Water: please don't flame us! If you do, it'll only make you sound horribly stupid. Just like that one person who flamed us, for supposably giving Kurama a sex change, which we didn't!

Earth: please no more flames, R&R!

Baby: bye bye!