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Neko Yasha: hello every one! First of all, I'd just like to think every one who agrees with me that Lena and Alex are total bitches! Thank you for your support. Also I have a couple questions to answer!
First, some one pointed out that Kurama's mom wouldn't be so calm about her only son being pregnant and all, well you're right, but remember in chapter 7 when I skipped ahead to 4 months after the tournament? Well, let's just say Kurama told his mom about it, and so she freaked out then but after wards calmed down. Get it? Ok. Also I know Kurama's a boy. There for he can't get pregnant. But you're forgetting that this is an AU so all things are possible.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Kurama's P.O.V)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I sighed out of 100% pure boredom as I flipped through TV channels, looking for something to watch as I tried to pass the time. Beside me lied a sleeping Hiei, resting his head peacefully on my enlarged stomach as he snoozed away, no other concerns passing through that tiny head of his. In a way it angered me to think that Hiei could be sleeping while I searched for some form of entertainment, but I knew that was silly. If Hiei wanted to sleep, then he should be aloud to sleep. But that didn't change the fact that I was bored as hell. I had already cleaned the whole house while my mother was at work, with no help from the lazy koorime. I had finally gained the high score on Mario Party, an American game that Yusuke had loaned me. We had played for hours non-stop until I had finally won over in the end. After wards, Yusuke had left and I was once again left by my self. Now I had nothing to do but wait for Hiei to awaken, although that wouldn't do me much good. Hiei was much too serious to actually do any thing aside from eat, sleep, and fight. I could always spend the rest of the day napping, but that would serve as a poor substitute for entertainment. I wasn't all that tired any way. 'Maybe I'll go and take a shower.' I thought to myself. I was about to get up and head towards the bathroom, when there was a knock on the door. I sighed and got up from my seat then headed towards the door. Meeting the smiling face of Keiko, as well as the scowling Kuwabara and Yusuke, as I looked through the small peak hole, I wasted no time in opening the door, allowing them entry. "Hey guys, come on in!" I said cheerfully as Keiko, Kuwabara and Yusuke entered my quaint two-story home. That's when I noticed the rather large brown cardboard box that Kuwabara was carrying. I gestured for him to set the large box down on the floor, next to the snoozing fire demon. "What's in the box?" I asked curiously as I gazed down at the rather large object. "Oh, Just some of my old baby clothes I thought you could use." Keiko announced proudly as she opened up the box, revealing hundreds of old sleepers, pants, shirts, and dresses. "Um, Keiko, what if the baby's a boy? What will we do then?" Keiko blinked up at me then smiled. "Oh don't worry! I brought over some of Yusuke's clothes too! Wasn't he c-uuuute?!" she cooed as she held up a small piece of paper, which contained the image of a sleeping baby version of Yusuke, which happened to be quite naked.
"Hn. I wasn't cute. Which reminds me. Kurama, if you tell any one about how you saw me bare-assed, I won't be so nice to you as I was before. You ARE a demon after all, that gives me all the right to kick your ass from here to next week." I sighed at Yusuke's pathetic attempt to frighten me.
"Alright Yusuke. What ever you say." We all laughed as Yusuke grew red in the face, clearly frustrated by the fact that he wasn't as scary as he led us on to believe. "Wow, this is a lot of stuff."
I said as I looked through some of the clothing Keiko had brought over. "Yeah, well I didn't know what you needed, so I figured you could just pick some stuff out for your self." She said in her usual cheery tone. "Hn. Alright. I'll take a look." With that, I began to pull out random items of clothing,
Separating them into two piles of out fits I did and didn't want. The clothing was a bit dusty, as it had obviously been stored away for years. They were definitely adorable, but nothing that I would've picked out my self. Most of Keiko's clothes were bright pink or purple with tons of frills and bows, which looked terribly uncomfortable, while Yusuke's were either blue or red and looked as though they had been eaten up by a lawn mower. I smirked to my self. 'It seems Yusuke was wild even as a baby.' Once I got to the bottom of the box, I discovered a few toys which included a plastic plane that belonged to Yusuke, a stuffed rabbit with the cotton coming out of the tail that had obviously belonged to Keiko, a pick-up truck, a doll, a G.I Joe action figure and a teddy bear that looked as if the eye had been chewed off. I looked to Yusuke for an explanation of the missing eye. He simply shrugged and smiled sheepishly while rubbing the back of his neck in a nervous gesture. "What? I got hungry!" he said while laughing nervously. I rolled my eyes, then turned as I heard some commotion coming from the couch. My eyes widened tremendously as I spotted Kuwabara poking the sleeping Hiei in the side. "Yo, Hiei! Wake up....What's a matter, are you dead or something?"
I reached over to stop him, but it was too late. Hiei's eyes sprang open, causing Kuwabara to yelp in surprise. "No. But you'll be once I get my hands on you." Hiei said, while sitting up and drawing his sword. "How dare you interrupt my nap!" He said, as he swung his sword, Kuwabara dodging just in time. "Hiei, relax! I-I'm sorry! I d-didn't mean to!" Kuwabara pleaded. "Hiei, sit down. He was done nothing to harm you." Hiei reluctantly lowered his sword, obeying my orders. "Good. Now, I'm going to go and take a walk, would you like to come with me?" I said, asking all of my guests. Yusuke and Kuwabara complied, but Hiei and Keiko both shook their heads. "Very well. Come." I said, to Yusuke and Kuwabara, as they followed me out of the door, leaving Keiko to go home on her own, and Hiei to get back to his nap.
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Neko Yasha: ok, I know this chapter was extremely boring, but I couldn't think of any thing to put in it! Plus my back's killing me, so I couldn't really concentrate. I can barely stand up let alone write! Or atleast not well.
Hiei: it doesn't matter if your back hurts or not, you still suck.
Neko Yasha: (sticks out tongue)
Chibi Kurama: meanie!
Hiei: so, any way, no flames if you intend on keeping all of your body parts.
Neko Yasha: so R&R!
Chibi Kurama: bye bye!
Neko Yasha: hello every one! First of all, I'd just like to think every one who agrees with me that Lena and Alex are total bitches! Thank you for your support. Also I have a couple questions to answer!
First, some one pointed out that Kurama's mom wouldn't be so calm about her only son being pregnant and all, well you're right, but remember in chapter 7 when I skipped ahead to 4 months after the tournament? Well, let's just say Kurama told his mom about it, and so she freaked out then but after wards calmed down. Get it? Ok. Also I know Kurama's a boy. There for he can't get pregnant. But you're forgetting that this is an AU so all things are possible.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Kurama's P.O.V)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I sighed out of 100% pure boredom as I flipped through TV channels, looking for something to watch as I tried to pass the time. Beside me lied a sleeping Hiei, resting his head peacefully on my enlarged stomach as he snoozed away, no other concerns passing through that tiny head of his. In a way it angered me to think that Hiei could be sleeping while I searched for some form of entertainment, but I knew that was silly. If Hiei wanted to sleep, then he should be aloud to sleep. But that didn't change the fact that I was bored as hell. I had already cleaned the whole house while my mother was at work, with no help from the lazy koorime. I had finally gained the high score on Mario Party, an American game that Yusuke had loaned me. We had played for hours non-stop until I had finally won over in the end. After wards, Yusuke had left and I was once again left by my self. Now I had nothing to do but wait for Hiei to awaken, although that wouldn't do me much good. Hiei was much too serious to actually do any thing aside from eat, sleep, and fight. I could always spend the rest of the day napping, but that would serve as a poor substitute for entertainment. I wasn't all that tired any way. 'Maybe I'll go and take a shower.' I thought to myself. I was about to get up and head towards the bathroom, when there was a knock on the door. I sighed and got up from my seat then headed towards the door. Meeting the smiling face of Keiko, as well as the scowling Kuwabara and Yusuke, as I looked through the small peak hole, I wasted no time in opening the door, allowing them entry. "Hey guys, come on in!" I said cheerfully as Keiko, Kuwabara and Yusuke entered my quaint two-story home. That's when I noticed the rather large brown cardboard box that Kuwabara was carrying. I gestured for him to set the large box down on the floor, next to the snoozing fire demon. "What's in the box?" I asked curiously as I gazed down at the rather large object. "Oh, Just some of my old baby clothes I thought you could use." Keiko announced proudly as she opened up the box, revealing hundreds of old sleepers, pants, shirts, and dresses. "Um, Keiko, what if the baby's a boy? What will we do then?" Keiko blinked up at me then smiled. "Oh don't worry! I brought over some of Yusuke's clothes too! Wasn't he c-uuuute?!" she cooed as she held up a small piece of paper, which contained the image of a sleeping baby version of Yusuke, which happened to be quite naked.
"Hn. I wasn't cute. Which reminds me. Kurama, if you tell any one about how you saw me bare-assed, I won't be so nice to you as I was before. You ARE a demon after all, that gives me all the right to kick your ass from here to next week." I sighed at Yusuke's pathetic attempt to frighten me.
"Alright Yusuke. What ever you say." We all laughed as Yusuke grew red in the face, clearly frustrated by the fact that he wasn't as scary as he led us on to believe. "Wow, this is a lot of stuff."
I said as I looked through some of the clothing Keiko had brought over. "Yeah, well I didn't know what you needed, so I figured you could just pick some stuff out for your self." She said in her usual cheery tone. "Hn. Alright. I'll take a look." With that, I began to pull out random items of clothing,
Separating them into two piles of out fits I did and didn't want. The clothing was a bit dusty, as it had obviously been stored away for years. They were definitely adorable, but nothing that I would've picked out my self. Most of Keiko's clothes were bright pink or purple with tons of frills and bows, which looked terribly uncomfortable, while Yusuke's were either blue or red and looked as though they had been eaten up by a lawn mower. I smirked to my self. 'It seems Yusuke was wild even as a baby.' Once I got to the bottom of the box, I discovered a few toys which included a plastic plane that belonged to Yusuke, a stuffed rabbit with the cotton coming out of the tail that had obviously belonged to Keiko, a pick-up truck, a doll, a G.I Joe action figure and a teddy bear that looked as if the eye had been chewed off. I looked to Yusuke for an explanation of the missing eye. He simply shrugged and smiled sheepishly while rubbing the back of his neck in a nervous gesture. "What? I got hungry!" he said while laughing nervously. I rolled my eyes, then turned as I heard some commotion coming from the couch. My eyes widened tremendously as I spotted Kuwabara poking the sleeping Hiei in the side. "Yo, Hiei! Wake up....What's a matter, are you dead or something?"
I reached over to stop him, but it was too late. Hiei's eyes sprang open, causing Kuwabara to yelp in surprise. "No. But you'll be once I get my hands on you." Hiei said, while sitting up and drawing his sword. "How dare you interrupt my nap!" He said, as he swung his sword, Kuwabara dodging just in time. "Hiei, relax! I-I'm sorry! I d-didn't mean to!" Kuwabara pleaded. "Hiei, sit down. He was done nothing to harm you." Hiei reluctantly lowered his sword, obeying my orders. "Good. Now, I'm going to go and take a walk, would you like to come with me?" I said, asking all of my guests. Yusuke and Kuwabara complied, but Hiei and Keiko both shook their heads. "Very well. Come." I said, to Yusuke and Kuwabara, as they followed me out of the door, leaving Keiko to go home on her own, and Hiei to get back to his nap.
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Neko Yasha: ok, I know this chapter was extremely boring, but I couldn't think of any thing to put in it! Plus my back's killing me, so I couldn't really concentrate. I can barely stand up let alone write! Or atleast not well.
Hiei: it doesn't matter if your back hurts or not, you still suck.
Neko Yasha: (sticks out tongue)
Chibi Kurama: meanie!
Hiei: so, any way, no flames if you intend on keeping all of your body parts.
Neko Yasha: so R&R!
Chibi Kurama: bye bye!