Don't Let Me Get M.E.
By Afea
Never win
Ping-Pong
I don't support Rohan
We take to cheating
And our record's not that clean
Elf girls dated me
My Ada hated me
I was always in a fight
'Cause I can't do nothin' right
Every day I fight a war against my in-laws
Can't take the people in my family tree
They're a hazard to my health
Don't let 'em get me!
Our genes, our common enemies!
It's bad when you annoy your wife.
Not worth debating -
Don't wanna be the King no more,
I wanna be somebody else.
People told me, "You're King of Gondor;
All you have to do is marry Evenstar."
Tired of being compared to that Faramir.
He's so lucky, that just ain't me.
So healer, healer:
Won't you please prescribe me something?
A day in the life of a Lord Elf?
They're a hazard to my health
Don't let 'em get me
Our genes, our common enemies!
It's bad when you annoy your wife.
Not worth debating -
Don't wanna be the King no more,
I wanna be somebody else.
Don't let 'em get me
Our genes, our common enemies.
It's bad when you annoy your wife.
So healer, healer:
Won't you please prescribe me something?
A day in the life of a Lord Elf?