The Dodge-Ball Incident
By: D.Stone

It's just another day in the cul-de-sac while the kids are playing outside, Double D is working on a new invention. "Hey Double D, come outside and play a game with us?" asked Eddy. "Sorry Eddy, I'm working on a special project," replied Double D. "Come on Double D, Play with us," announced Ed. "Okay fine," announced Double D. "Hey Double D," announced Nazz. "So what are we playing?" asked Double D. "Oh, a new game called Team-Ball," announced Kevin. "How do you play?" asked Double D. "You have teams and you try to hit the other team with these red bouncy ball, sort of like Dodge- Ball," announced Eddy. "Do-dg-e B-all," mumbled Double D. "Yeah, so what if it's like Dodge-Ball," announced Eddy. "Eddy, don't you remember the Dodge- Ball Incident," announced Double D. "No," announced Eddy and Ed. "Well it's was the year 1997, and we had gym class," Flash back to 1997. "Hey, cool it people, quiet, quiet people, QUIET!" shouted the Gym Teacher, Mr. Tenino, "Okay students we have a new student named Ed, Ed Stone, Mr. Stone please go to the line," "Now students, we are going to play Dodge-Ball, yes Mr. Eddward," announced Mr. Tenino. "Um.yes what is the learning value of this so called.game?" asked Double D. "Try to hit the players on the wall and if you get hit you're out!" announced Mr. Tenino, "Okay first up is Double D," Double D hit almost everyone except Ed Stone. "(Blows whistle) Okay Double D on the wall, Ed Stone you're up," announced Mr. Tenino. Ed Stone had pinpoint accuracy and hit Ed and Eddy in two seconds. "Hey, Double D, prepare to go to nurse (throws ball and makes Double D unconscious)" announced Ed Stone. (Ends Flashback) "That's how I got excused from every gym class after that one," announced Double D. "Hey guy's I came back to Peach Creek," announced ?? ?????. "It's Ed Stone!" announced Eddy. "That's right, and I challenge Double D to game of Team-Ball, the cul-de-sac against me, Ed-icky, and the Team F.3.E.M.," announced Ed Stone. "WHAT?!" announced Double D. Is it a Peach Creek Reunion, or a battle of the cul-de- sacs, see next time in DODGE THE ED!
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