I'd just like to say here that David Blaine is an attention-grabbing arse 4 doing what he's doing. If this latest trick doesn't finish him off then I will.
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They'd mapped out the history of Hyrule for the next 10 years. Even down to the atomic level. When things didnt fit into the plan, they changed them. It wasnt Destiny that would lead Link onto saving the world- just very good planning.
But something needed to be done to knock the boy from the predetermined path on which he walked. They'd need someone important, someone in a position to greatly influence the boy. Someone who nobody would miss when they replaced them.
They'd chosen Navi for sheer abnoxious value. Viewers wanted someone they could hate of course, and she'd been it; they could talk about them at work and moan and complain that their favourite saying was, "Am i ming-ging?" or "Let's all go to death mountain!" She was dumb, maybe because her brain was no larger than a smartie, or bacause there was no education facilities anywhere, or because she was blonde.
Whatever the reason, she was dumb anough to stand on a big red 'X' in a secluded part of the woods whilst a red dot travelled purposefully up her arm.
"ooooooooo. Pwetty."
The dot stopped over her chest. The birds were suddenly silenced, as if holding their breath.
BANG!
A few minutes later a very small, very naked Din flew through Link's window.
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Cant be bothered to write any more right now or possibly ever. I reckon i lost my muse. I can write for a week or so but then cant be arsed so everything i do peters away into nothing. Ah well, it was fun whilst it lasted. Maybe it'll come back in a week or so?
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They'd mapped out the history of Hyrule for the next 10 years. Even down to the atomic level. When things didnt fit into the plan, they changed them. It wasnt Destiny that would lead Link onto saving the world- just very good planning.
But something needed to be done to knock the boy from the predetermined path on which he walked. They'd need someone important, someone in a position to greatly influence the boy. Someone who nobody would miss when they replaced them.
They'd chosen Navi for sheer abnoxious value. Viewers wanted someone they could hate of course, and she'd been it; they could talk about them at work and moan and complain that their favourite saying was, "Am i ming-ging?" or "Let's all go to death mountain!" She was dumb, maybe because her brain was no larger than a smartie, or bacause there was no education facilities anywhere, or because she was blonde.
Whatever the reason, she was dumb anough to stand on a big red 'X' in a secluded part of the woods whilst a red dot travelled purposefully up her arm.
"ooooooooo. Pwetty."
The dot stopped over her chest. The birds were suddenly silenced, as if holding their breath.
BANG!
A few minutes later a very small, very naked Din flew through Link's window.
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Cant be bothered to write any more right now or possibly ever. I reckon i lost my muse. I can write for a week or so but then cant be arsed so everything i do peters away into nothing. Ah well, it was fun whilst it lasted. Maybe it'll come back in a week or so?