Title: Seven's Nightmare
Author: coala A.K.A Gwen
Rating: PG due to the fact that the Borg should NEVER be seen acting this way EVER!!
Disclaimer: If I owned all the stuff used in this story, which I don't, do you really think I would write this stuff?
Summary: Seven has a nightmare concerning the Borg Queen, Borg drones, and disco- like music.
(A/N: Music is 'You Can Do It' from No Doubt Tragic Kingdom )
Seven walked to her alcove in Cargo Bay 2 after what normal humans would call a long week in Astrometrics. Since Seven isn't exactly Human she can't call it that, but this Narrator won't get that technical. So Seven got in her alcove and closed her eyes. After a few minutes she started to dream.
Seven opened her eyes and found herself in the Queen's chambers and from some where disco type music began to play. All of the Borg in the other alcoves suddenly came to life and started dancing disco moves to the beat of the music. (A/N: Yes, I'm talking Saturday Night Fever, all the stuff you see in 70s movies, dance moves. Think Bee Gees) The next thing Seven knew there was the Queen with a microphone and to Seven's horror began to sing and, not to mention dance like the rest of the drones.
Since you've been gone
Since you've been unglued
It's hard to figure out
Your next move
One minute here
The next you're gone
Let's make an end
To this sad, sad song
For you it's hard to take
'Cause the pill has an awful taste
Just open up an swallow down
Once it hits bottom
Things may turn around
By this time Seven wasn't sure what to do. She contemplated screaming in horror but her voice was not agreeing with her. (A/N: I have nothing against No Doubt. I own a copy of every CD they have put out, the Borg is another story.)
Unfortunately this is the case
You've got to catch up
And win the race
Straighten yourself out
You can do it
One minute here
The next you're gone
Let's make an end
To this sad, sad song
They can't understand
That you mean to do good
Well I case you could say
You're misunderstood
Now Seven decided something, that Borg drones should never be seen by anyone while disco dancing, it's just plain disturbing. The Queen kept on singing.
I know you're meaning well
But you've been shot to hell
Just come back and join us now
'Cause I know that you know how
Unfortunately this is the case
You've got to catch up
And win the race
Straighten yourself out
You can do it
I know it seems
They're messing with your mind
But you don't have to go
Forward blind
So let the bygones be bygone
And let's make an end
To this sad, sad song
Meanwhile the Doc, Captain Janeway, Torres, Paris and Kim were all standing in Cargo Bay 2. "What's wrong with her Doctor?" Janeway asked. "I believe she may be experiencing REM sleep, meaning she may be dreaming."
The hologram answered.
In Seven's head the Queen continued.
Unfortunately this is the case
You've got to catch up
And win the race
Straighten yourself out
You can do it
She continued to repeat this until Seven thought she was going to become insane.
"Regeneration Cycle now complete" The computer stated, much to the relief of everyone. "AHHHHHHHHHH!", Seven screamed, "Borg Queen singing, drones dancing, DISCO! The HORROR!"
"Hmmm looks like the computer was malfunctioning and causing music from Ensign Paris' music collection to be played in the alcoves." Lt. Torres stated without looking up from a control panel. As the Doc was checking over Seven to make sure she was all right, on a far away Borg Cube in the middle of nowhere this song could be heard.
END
(Or is it)
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