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\f0\fs24 \cf0 I'm back. Yay. And, well, I'm not sure where this will go, so just bear with me. Also, I'm listening to music, which i don't usually do. It's a mix, so if some really odd stuff happens, blame songs like Mya's "Whatever Bitch." Just warning you....oh. And, Yuriko's in the room with me....so...yea. beware.\ \ \ ~~~chapter 2~~~\ \ (Everyone is gathered in a circle again, but this time everyone is waiting for the author, and making small talk)\ \ \ Keiko: This should be fun.\ \ Yusuke: (bragging) I'm playing the lead! I'm playing the lead!\ \ Kuwabara: Oh shut up Urameshi! At least I don't have to sing!\ \ Yusuke: What?\ \ Kurama: This is a musical, you know. You sing in musicals, and the lead sings most of the songs.\ \ Hiei: (to Kurama) Remind me to buy ear plugs.\ \ Yusuke: HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW I SUCK AT SINGING!?\ \ Hiei: Anyone with one ear can hear you a mile away when you sing in the shower, Yusuke. And anyone with a brain can tell you stink.\ \ (at this point, Yusuke has tried to tackle Hiei, but missed because Hiei zipped out of the way, and unfortunately stopped right in front Yuriko, who had come to get a CD that she had left with Iyenna the day before.\ \ Yuriko: VENGEANCE IS MINE!!!!!! (Yuriko slams Hiei against a wall and starts beating the snot out of him. Hiei is quite confused, so he's not doing anything.)\ \ Yuriko: THIS *WHACK* IS *WHACK* FOR *WHACK* THREATENING *WHACK* ME! *WHACK* \ \ Iyenna: YURIKO STOP! IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD IF THE DIRECTOR'S FRIEND IS A PHYCO AND BEATING UP THE ACTORS! PLUS JAN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BLACK EYE!!!!!!\ \ Yuriko: But...but....\ \ Iyenna: I'll break you're CD. You know I will, Yuriko....\ \ Yuriko: Damn you. (muttering) Bitch taking the fun outta everything.\ \ Iyenna: Oh come on. Cut the crap! You're gonna get to see everyone in costume...\ \ Koenma: Can we please get started? I'm going to have 3 tons of work when I get back, and seeing you two fight about Hiei was not in the contract.\ \ (Iyenna does a quick blush while both she and Yuriko make disgusted faces)\ \ Iyenna and Yuriko: (together) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?\ \ Yuriko: I always have to show people that I don't like to be threatened.\ \ Iyenna: And I really don't wanna see a mob scene with the headline "Fight on set forces sponsers to withdraw from 'GREASE' remake" on Entertainment Weekly...not good for the ol' resume.\ \ Yuriko: Sure....(winks at Iyenna)\ \ Iyenna: SHUT UP! IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE! \ \ Yuriko: But last night you told me that you-(Iyenna's hand covers Yuriko's mouth)MRPH\ \ Iyenna: SHUT THE HELL UP! EVERYONE GET INTO COSTUME THE RUN TO HAIR AND MAKE-UP ASAP WHILE I PERSONALLY KICK YURIKO'S ASS OVER HERE!\ \ (Everyone gladly runs away to let the girls fight over personal lives)\ \

\f1\b 30 MINUTES LATER\

\f0\b0 \ (Iyenna walks up to a trailor and knocks on the door.)\ \ Iyenna: knock knock Hiei? Come out here! I think the skirt may be too long.\ \ Hiei: No.\ \ Iyenna: It can't be that bad. And you already went through hair and make-up, right?\ \ Hiei: Hn....\ \ Iyenna: Oh, for goodness sake! Everyone else has to wear make-up! Even the guys!\ \ Hiei: But the others aren't wearing SKIRTS AND PIGTAILS!\ \ Yuriko: (whispering) He's not coming out, is he?\ \ Iyenna: YURIKO? SEEING YOU LAUGHING AT HIM ISN'T GONNA HELP HIS SELF-ESTEEM!\ \ Yuriko: I wasn't going to laugh at him. I just came to bring him the soda he asked for. And this one is mine.\ \ Iyenna: HE ASKED \f2\i YOU \f0\i0 TO GET YOU A SODA? OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE???\ \ Yuriko: (thinking) I get to hang here AND bug Iyenna. Life is sweet.\ (speaking) Don't freak out on me, Iyenna! It's not like I made out with him or anything. \ \ Iyenna: WHAT!?\ \ Yuriko: (whispers) Look, I'll leave him alone if it bothers you so much. But I read that people don't usually date people who seem over-posessive.\ \ Iyenna: WHAT THE-\ \ (Hiei finally comes out in a white blouse, a pink skirt, and a Pink Ladies jacket. Also, he's wearing cute little pig tails and bobby socks with saddle shoes.)\ \ Yuriko: SEE? I TOLD YOU PIG TAILS WOULD LOOK GOOD ON HIM!\ \ Iyenna: (glares)\ \ Yuriko: NOT IN THAT WAY! GOD THAT'S ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT YOU OVER-POSSESIVE FREAK!\ \ (Hiei has already left, grabbing the sodas from Yuriko's hand, and trying to find Yusuke so he can tease him about having to sing, leaving the girls to fight about *stuff* that he REALLY didn't want to hear at the moment.)\ \ Iyenna: Crap! Where'd he go? I brought my digital camera! This was gonna look so good on my site, too!\ \ (Iyenna runs off to find Hiei, and Yuriko decides it's really time to go, considering she isn't really supposed to be on set.)\ \ Yuriko: She is NOT director material. She's more of a fangirl who just happened to be a director. I'm gonna be the author of the next one. At least I don't chase after the actors. sigh OI! WHO STOLE MY SODA?\ \ ~~~~~~~~~~\ \ *Okay....well now. this was quite an embarrassing chapter on my part. Hm....I SWEAR I WILL SO KILL YOU YURIKO!!! (she made me write this.)\ and she's usually so \f2\i nice \f0\i0 . and she does bug me about *it*. um....i'm gonna go hide under a rock now.*}