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\f0\fs24 \cf0 *Yay, i'm back. again. well now, um. i know, i'm just bringing in random people (who also share my yyh obsession) and they don't advance the plot in any way...or maybe they do....i don't know, but that doesn't matter. I'm kinda lost with the story. it's taken a direction i never would have guess it would have taken. (i mean, i'm not usually so.....well....umm..,.) so just know that i'm as surprised as you are, and, well, i'm just gonna shut up so you can read this.*\ \ \ ~~~~~chapter 3~~~~~\ \ Most of the cast is on scene, just about to shoot "Summer Lovin'." Iyenna is standing around, and keeps looking at her watch.\ \ Kuwabara: When are we gonna get started? These lights are so hot!\ \ Iyenna: When Yuriko finds Hiei and Yukina comes. At first we thought Hiei would come here on his own to bug Yusuke about singing so much, but apparently he still hasn't gotten over his part. Also, it seems that Yukina's outfit had to be fitted, because it didn't fit right.\ \ Yukina: (walks through the doors and looks around at the others) Why is my costume different from the others?\ \ Iyenna: Well, you play Rizzo, and she's not like the others. She....tough, i guess you could say. Hey, did you see Hiei around on your way over here?\ \ Yukina: Yeah! It was right around, studio 7. And your friend was chasing him with a baseball bat and a video camera, and she was wearing a hockey mask. I asked her what she was doing with it, and all she said was, "Don't worry. I'm doing just what I was asked to do, bring Hiei to the set, but Hiei has different plans, so I thought I'd make a little movie." or something like that. Why?\ \ Iyenna: Right now I'm really wondering how you know what a baseball bat and a hockey mask are, but right now I've gotta go find Yuriko. I told her not to watch Jason films last night, but she did anyway, and now she's gotten some ideas from it. Excuse me.\ \ (Iyenna runs out to find Hiei and Yuriko while everyone is in misery.)\ \ Boton: If you don't mind my asking, Yukina, how DO you know what a baseball bat and a hockey mask are?\ \ Yukina: ESPN.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: Not asking, not encouraging, not bothering.\ \ everyone: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: Hmm? Oh, 'nother friend of Iyenna's.\ \ Hiei: (just appears randomly out of nowhere) What is this? Her own private club?\ \ Yusuke: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHECK OUT HIEI'S OUTFIT!\ \ (everyone but Hiei bursts out laughing as Yuriko and Iyenna come in, dragging \f1\i ANOTHER \f0\i0 one of Iyenna's friends on-set, who is kicking, screaming, and swearing.\ \ Yam: LET ME GO SMACKY! I DON'T EVEN \f1\i WATCH \f0\i0 \ul YU YU HAKUSHO\ulnone ! UNHAND ME! GO F*** A PIG! LET ME GO!\ \ Iyenna: Oh come on, Yam! I appreciate you calling me by my *real* name, but I thought that NIGHTMARE KITTY would enjoy your company.\ \ Keiko: Smacky? Your real name is SMACKY? What's next?\ \ Yusuke: My name is Yam.\ \ Yam: No, MY name is Yam! I is Yam! Yam is I! DIE FOR STEALING MY NAME!\ \ (Yam dogpiles Yusuke, then starts kicking him in various painful places.)\ \ Keiko: ARRGH! I'll be in my trailer if anyone cares! (Keiko storms off before anybody can stop her.)\ \ Yusuke: Keiko wait! Come back! (somehow gets away from Yam runs off after Keiko.)\ \ Kuwabara: Hey! How come they get to leave? I'm leaving too!\ \ Shizuru: I told you this wouldn't work. I'm going home.\ \ (beeper rings)\ \ Koenma: I'm leaving too! I've already been here longer than said, and we haven't even done anything! (Checks beeper) Boton! George pages that people have started dying again. You know what to do.\ \ Boton: (brings out oar and jumps onto it) Gotcha! Bye everyone!\ \ Kurama: Call me when everyone has the time.\ \ Hiei: (jumps into trailer to change back into normal clothes)\ \ Karasu: (left like 2 chapters ago)\ \ (the set is empty except for Iyenna (who is now Smacky), Yam, Yuriko, NIGHTMARE KITTY, and Yukina. They're all standing next to a trailer.\ \ Yukina: Oh dear. Everyone else has left. How are we going to the movie now?\ \ Smacky: I don't know, Yukina. Oww. My head hurts.\ \ Yuriko: My shins hurt. Damn you Bridget.\ \ Yam: MY ALIAS IS YAM.\ \ Smacky: Yeah, Bridget. Did you have to kick us THAT hard?\ \ Bridget(yam): Yes, I did.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: Hey! I didn't get to show Hiei my powers that would rock his socks!\ \ Smacky: Well, you could always go and find him. Did anyone see which direction he went in?\ \ Yuriko: WHAT!? YOU'RE JUST GONNA SEND HER OFF WITHOUT EVEN A WARNING!?!?\ \ Smacky: Oh Nicole, not now. My head hurts too much. Can't we talk about this sometime later?\ \ Bridget: Hey, Smacky? Can we go to your place? I think you live the closest from here, and I think we're all pretty beat.\ \ Smacky: Okay, but we should get a video. Anyone up for Blockbuster on the way home?\ \ Nicole(yuriko): Sure, but let's not get Moulin Rouge. Bridget wasted all the popcorn by substituting it for blood at your 12 birthday party, remember? Bridget has a habit of destroying your house, doesn't she?\ \ Bridget: Yep, but that wasn't as bad and when I thrusted the golf club into her wall when they were trying to sell their house when she was 9.\ \ Yukina: I'm quite lost.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: You're not the only one. Believe me.\ \ Nicole: C'mon, lets go. I'll call Dominos now so we can pick it up on the way. Half cheese, half pepperoni sound good?\ \ everyone: yeah.\ \ (everyone walks outside to leave)\ \ Smacky: I know. Let's just get the pizza, go home, and we'll watch GREASE and some MONTY PYTHON movies, which I finally found. I gotta lock up the studio first, though.\ \ Yukina: Wait! Hiei's still in there. I saw him go into one of the dressing rooms, and he hasn't come out yet.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: I'll go get him.\ \ (NIGHTMARE KITTY enters the studio, the closes the door behind her. NIGHTMARE KITTY screams "I FOUND YOU!" some crashes are heard, and time passes. Finally, NIGHTMARE KITTY walks out, dragging Hiei by the collar of his cape.)\ \ Bridget: You just HAD to change back, didn't you?\ \ Smacky: Vainity, thy name is Hiei.\ \ Hiei: SHUT UP!\ \ Bridget: So...what are we supposed to do with him? I mean, we should torture him in some way, right?\ \ Nicole: I know! Hey, Smacky! Do you still have that olive green eye shadow that you accumulated in some odd way?\ \ Smacky: (evil grin) Oh yeah...\ \ ~~~~~end~~~~~\ \ i guess this could be the ending, but i could also continue it. share, share you must! also, express you hatred of me at CyberFerret13@aol.com yay\ \ }
\f0\fs24 \cf0 *Yay, i'm back. again. well now, um. i know, i'm just bringing in random people (who also share my yyh obsession) and they don't advance the plot in any way...or maybe they do....i don't know, but that doesn't matter. I'm kinda lost with the story. it's taken a direction i never would have guess it would have taken. (i mean, i'm not usually so.....well....umm..,.) so just know that i'm as surprised as you are, and, well, i'm just gonna shut up so you can read this.*\ \ \ ~~~~~chapter 3~~~~~\ \ Most of the cast is on scene, just about to shoot "Summer Lovin'." Iyenna is standing around, and keeps looking at her watch.\ \ Kuwabara: When are we gonna get started? These lights are so hot!\ \ Iyenna: When Yuriko finds Hiei and Yukina comes. At first we thought Hiei would come here on his own to bug Yusuke about singing so much, but apparently he still hasn't gotten over his part. Also, it seems that Yukina's outfit had to be fitted, because it didn't fit right.\ \ Yukina: (walks through the doors and looks around at the others) Why is my costume different from the others?\ \ Iyenna: Well, you play Rizzo, and she's not like the others. She....tough, i guess you could say. Hey, did you see Hiei around on your way over here?\ \ Yukina: Yeah! It was right around, studio 7. And your friend was chasing him with a baseball bat and a video camera, and she was wearing a hockey mask. I asked her what she was doing with it, and all she said was, "Don't worry. I'm doing just what I was asked to do, bring Hiei to the set, but Hiei has different plans, so I thought I'd make a little movie." or something like that. Why?\ \ Iyenna: Right now I'm really wondering how you know what a baseball bat and a hockey mask are, but right now I've gotta go find Yuriko. I told her not to watch Jason films last night, but she did anyway, and now she's gotten some ideas from it. Excuse me.\ \ (Iyenna runs out to find Hiei and Yuriko while everyone is in misery.)\ \ Boton: If you don't mind my asking, Yukina, how DO you know what a baseball bat and a hockey mask are?\ \ Yukina: ESPN.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: Not asking, not encouraging, not bothering.\ \ everyone: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: Hmm? Oh, 'nother friend of Iyenna's.\ \ Hiei: (just appears randomly out of nowhere) What is this? Her own private club?\ \ Yusuke: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHECK OUT HIEI'S OUTFIT!\ \ (everyone but Hiei bursts out laughing as Yuriko and Iyenna come in, dragging \f1\i ANOTHER \f0\i0 one of Iyenna's friends on-set, who is kicking, screaming, and swearing.\ \ Yam: LET ME GO SMACKY! I DON'T EVEN \f1\i WATCH \f0\i0 \ul YU YU HAKUSHO\ulnone ! UNHAND ME! GO F*** A PIG! LET ME GO!\ \ Iyenna: Oh come on, Yam! I appreciate you calling me by my *real* name, but I thought that NIGHTMARE KITTY would enjoy your company.\ \ Keiko: Smacky? Your real name is SMACKY? What's next?\ \ Yusuke: My name is Yam.\ \ Yam: No, MY name is Yam! I is Yam! Yam is I! DIE FOR STEALING MY NAME!\ \ (Yam dogpiles Yusuke, then starts kicking him in various painful places.)\ \ Keiko: ARRGH! I'll be in my trailer if anyone cares! (Keiko storms off before anybody can stop her.)\ \ Yusuke: Keiko wait! Come back! (somehow gets away from Yam runs off after Keiko.)\ \ Kuwabara: Hey! How come they get to leave? I'm leaving too!\ \ Shizuru: I told you this wouldn't work. I'm going home.\ \ (beeper rings)\ \ Koenma: I'm leaving too! I've already been here longer than said, and we haven't even done anything! (Checks beeper) Boton! George pages that people have started dying again. You know what to do.\ \ Boton: (brings out oar and jumps onto it) Gotcha! Bye everyone!\ \ Kurama: Call me when everyone has the time.\ \ Hiei: (jumps into trailer to change back into normal clothes)\ \ Karasu: (left like 2 chapters ago)\ \ (the set is empty except for Iyenna (who is now Smacky), Yam, Yuriko, NIGHTMARE KITTY, and Yukina. They're all standing next to a trailer.\ \ Yukina: Oh dear. Everyone else has left. How are we going to the movie now?\ \ Smacky: I don't know, Yukina. Oww. My head hurts.\ \ Yuriko: My shins hurt. Damn you Bridget.\ \ Yam: MY ALIAS IS YAM.\ \ Smacky: Yeah, Bridget. Did you have to kick us THAT hard?\ \ Bridget(yam): Yes, I did.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: Hey! I didn't get to show Hiei my powers that would rock his socks!\ \ Smacky: Well, you could always go and find him. Did anyone see which direction he went in?\ \ Yuriko: WHAT!? YOU'RE JUST GONNA SEND HER OFF WITHOUT EVEN A WARNING!?!?\ \ Smacky: Oh Nicole, not now. My head hurts too much. Can't we talk about this sometime later?\ \ Bridget: Hey, Smacky? Can we go to your place? I think you live the closest from here, and I think we're all pretty beat.\ \ Smacky: Okay, but we should get a video. Anyone up for Blockbuster on the way home?\ \ Nicole(yuriko): Sure, but let's not get Moulin Rouge. Bridget wasted all the popcorn by substituting it for blood at your 12 birthday party, remember? Bridget has a habit of destroying your house, doesn't she?\ \ Bridget: Yep, but that wasn't as bad and when I thrusted the golf club into her wall when they were trying to sell their house when she was 9.\ \ Yukina: I'm quite lost.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: You're not the only one. Believe me.\ \ Nicole: C'mon, lets go. I'll call Dominos now so we can pick it up on the way. Half cheese, half pepperoni sound good?\ \ everyone: yeah.\ \ (everyone walks outside to leave)\ \ Smacky: I know. Let's just get the pizza, go home, and we'll watch GREASE and some MONTY PYTHON movies, which I finally found. I gotta lock up the studio first, though.\ \ Yukina: Wait! Hiei's still in there. I saw him go into one of the dressing rooms, and he hasn't come out yet.\ \ NIGHTMARE KITTY: I'll go get him.\ \ (NIGHTMARE KITTY enters the studio, the closes the door behind her. NIGHTMARE KITTY screams "I FOUND YOU!" some crashes are heard, and time passes. Finally, NIGHTMARE KITTY walks out, dragging Hiei by the collar of his cape.)\ \ Bridget: You just HAD to change back, didn't you?\ \ Smacky: Vainity, thy name is Hiei.\ \ Hiei: SHUT UP!\ \ Bridget: So...what are we supposed to do with him? I mean, we should torture him in some way, right?\ \ Nicole: I know! Hey, Smacky! Do you still have that olive green eye shadow that you accumulated in some odd way?\ \ Smacky: (evil grin) Oh yeah...\ \ ~~~~~end~~~~~\ \ i guess this could be the ending, but i could also continue it. share, share you must! also, express you hatred of me at CyberFerret13@aol.com yay\ \ }