I do not own Inuyasha or anything for that matter including this computer soooo no sue please. On with the story! By the way this is my first Inuyasha fanfic be gentle. Thanx bye-bye. I actually got this idea from a pic.

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha

VS
Jaken and the Flea bath

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha are walking hand and hand the wind blowing their long silver hair. The sun is shinning the birds were chirping it was truly one of those days where it was great to be alive and a puppy to boot. But little did they know there was a devious plot afoot. As they turned the corner.

"Aaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhh! What the Hell!" Screamed Sesshomaru.

"Hey" (Hand goes to mouth and Inuyasha starts to pout) "What that?" Inuyasha asked his older half brother with curiosity.

Sesshomaru balled his hand into a little fist while crushing his poor unsuspecting half brother's hand.

"Ya don't want to know" Sesshomaru replied

"OW! You stupid jerk! Ya are crushing my hand! Lemma go! Lemma go!" Screamed a very mad little half demon.

Then that is when the enemy started to come out of the side door with something in his green hands it was a box and now the green eyed toad was pouring the contents into a big bowl (Seriously this is one huge bowl). The only thing Sesshomaru could think of was RUN! Run for your puppy life screw the stupid kid save your on tail. But he could not leave not yet anyway at least not till he tried to warn the little naive pup beside him.

"Inuyasha." Sesshomaru stated.

"Huh?" The pup asked with curiosity.

"RUN!" Sesshomaru hissed.

"Huh? Why should I? You're not the boss of me!" Inuyasha replied smugly.

"Listen you little..." But Sesshomaru never got to finish his sentence.

"Lord Sesshomaru..Lord Inuyasha come here for a minute I have candy!" Yelled Jaken.

"Sweet! Come on big bro I'll race ya!" Inuyasha yelled happily.

Sesshomaru under his breath "Seriously how low can you go that bastard. It's indemon. That's like hitting below the bow (get it below the belt below the bow? Well I thought it was funny).

"Hey looks like I'm going to beat ya!" Inuyasha yelled not realizing he was running happily to his doom!

"Yep looks like you are" under his breath "I warned you ya stupid hanyo."

Just as Inuyasha was starting to think wait a sec hey he's not moving. No sooner then he realized this the little bugged eyed toad had already grabbed him from behind.

"Jaken Lemma go! Lemma go NOW! What are ya doing dammit put me down!" Roared a very furious Inuyasha.

Jaken wasn't paying any attention that is until he felt sharp pointy teeth in his arm.

"OW!" Screamed a now furious Jaken "You better not have rabies!"

Then he threw the little half demon into the bath.

"Water! Aaaahhhhaaaa! Sesshomaru help!" Then Inuyasha realized Sesshomaru was no where to be found "Ya traitor I'll get ya You stupid." His words were cut off with water being pored over his head.

Meanwhile....

Sesshomaru was running. Running like he had never run before.

Well what do you think should I continue? If so please review and remember this is my first Inuyasha fic so be gentle. Kay well bye-bye.