CHARMED

"PIPER, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER?"

(A CHARMED/BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CROSSOVER)

by J. B. Tilton

email: aramath@isot.com

Rating: PG-13

PART 2: THE RETURN HOME

What will Piper find when she returns home? And will she be

able to persuade Phoebe and Paige to help her? Or will she find them

nothing but mortals with no powers?

* * *

ONE

"Is Angel going to be okay back there?" asked Piper as Giles

drove them to San Francisco.

"I should think so," he replied. "It is a rather large boot for

a vehicle this size."

"Boot?" questioned Piper. "Oh, of course. You're English."

"British actually," said Giles.

"Right, British," said Phoebe.

"Perhaps a fine distinction that may be lost on most Americans,"

said Giles.

"So," said Piper, "if I'm only sixteen, won't my mother be

worried about me? About her Piper, anyway?"

"Your mother died some months ago," said Giles. "That is, her

mother died some months ago. It was all quite sudden."

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Piper. "I didn't know. So, where do I

live now?"

"Actually, I'm your legal guardian," said Giles.

"Really?" questioned Piper.

"Yes," said Giles. "It's been quite trying at times, I can tell

you. But I must say it's also been quite rewarding as well."

"I guess I can be a handful," said Piper.

"Quite," said Giles. "But you are one of the most gifted

Slayers there's ever been."

"So I keep hearing," said Piper. "So, have Angel and I . . .

been together long?"

"About a year, as I understand," said Giles. "But contrary to

what Willow may have said, I don't believe there's been any, uh,

intimacy involved. Angel seems a bit uncertain in that respect."

"It kind of seems strange," said Piper. "The Slayer and a

vampire together. Kind of like a witch and a warlock getting

together. You'd think the two would be mutually exclusive."

"It took some getting used to," said Giles. "But as Angel said,

he's not your typical vampire."

"So it would seem," said Piper. "Giles, what if I can't get

back to where I belong? What if I'm trapped here? My sister is

married to my husband. I'm involved with an undead creature I don't

even know. And on top of everything else, I'm an adolescent again.

It just makes me want to scream."

"Go ahead if it will make you feel better," said Giles. "But

let's not jump to conclusions. Perhaps these Charmed Ones will be

able to return things to their proper state."

"I hope so," said Piper. "All of this is enough to give me a

headache."

They continued to talk as Giles drove to San Francisco. Piper

told him about being a Charmed One and he told her what it was to be

the Slayer. Piper could tell that Giles was very proud of Piper

Summers. He obviously looked on her as the daughter he never had.

San Francisco didn't seem any different. From what Piper could

tell, it hadn't changed at all. Then she assumed most major

metropolitan areas were probably pretty much the same. It would only

be in the microcosm of individual areas that any appreciable

difference would be noticed.

Piper saw her car sitting in front of the manor as they drove up

to it. That was a good sign. It meant she wasn't crazy or that her

memories hadn't been altered. The manor also looked exactly as it

always had. Even the new drapes she had recently hung in the living

room could be seen through the windows.

"Now you'll see I'm not crazy," said Piper as she and Giles

walked up to the front door.

She grabbed the doorknob and turned it. The door refused to

open. The door was locked. Piper reached for her keys, but they were

gone.

"Damn," she said. "I must have lost my keys in the cemetery

last night."

"Perhaps if you were to knock," suggested Giles.

Piper knocked on the door loudly.

"Now you'll see you're all wrong," she said, looking at Giles.

"You'll see I'm a Charmed One and not the Slayer. And we'll get this

all sorted out."

Piper heard the door being unlocked, and then opening. It would

probably be Phoebe or Paige opening the door. Leo and Cole usually

left that responsibility up to one of the sisters since it was, after

all, their house.

As the door opened, Piper froze. It wasn't Phoebe or Paige who

had opened the door. Nor had it been Leo or even Cole. The person

who had opened the door couldn't possible be there.

Prue Halliwell stood at the door looking out at Piper.

TWO

"Can I help you?" asked Prue, looking at Piper and Giles.

"Oh my God, Prue," said Piper. "You're alive."

She grabbed Prue and hugged her close repeating 'you're alive"

over and over again.

"You'll have to forgive her," said Giles, pulling Piper away

from Prue, "she has a tendency to be a bit overemotional at times."

"Okay, whatever," said Prue, a perplexed look on her face.

"Wait a minute," said Piper, wiping tears from her eyes, "you

can't be here. You're dead. You died fighting the Source. I watched

you buried."

"Young lady," said Prue, "I'm not sure what that means, but I

can assure you I'm very much alive."

Just then Phoebe came down the stairs. She was putting on a

pair of earrings that Piper recognized as ones Leo had given her as a

wedding present.

"Who's this?" asked Phoebe.

"Phoebe," said Piper, pushing past Prue into the house, "do you

know what's going on here?"

"Okay, I'll bite," said Phoebe, "what? And who might you be?"

"Phoebe, it's me, Piper," said Piper. "Don't you recognize me?"

"No," said Phoebe. "Should I?"

"Miss Halliwell?" questioned Giles. "I'm Rupert Giles. I

believe we spoke on the phone last night."

"Oh, yes, Mr. Giles," said Phoebe. "So, this must be the young

girl who's looking for her family."

"Young girl?" questioned Piper. "I'm older than you are."

"Okay," said Phoebe, obviously not believing Piper. "As I told

you last night, we don't have a sister named Piper. You obviously

have the wrong Halliwell residence."

"No, I don't," said Piper.

"Piper," began Giles.

"No," said Piper. "Giles, something very strange is going on

here. Prue's the oldest, I'm the middle sister, and Phoebe's the

youngest. Our mothers' name was Patty and our grandmothers' name was

Penny. We called her grams. Our dads' name is Victor Bennett."

"You seem to know a lot about us," said Prue suspiciously.

"Just who are you and what do you want?'

"I want things back the way they're supposed to be," said Piper.

"I was fighting a warlock at the club and . . ."

"Warlock?" questioned Phoebe. "You fought a warlock?"

"Yes," said Piper. "That's what I've been trying to tell you.

I was fighting this warlock and somehow ended up in Sunnydale."

Phoebe raised her hands and Giles froze in place. She turned to

Prue.

"If she was fighting a warlock," said Phoebe, "maybe she's an

innocent who needs our help."

"I'm no innocent," said Piper. "And since when can you freeze

things?"

Prue and Phoebe just stared at Piper.

"You aren't frozen," said Phoebe.

"Of course not," said Piper. "You know good and well that power

doesn't work on good witches."

"No, it doesn't," said Phoebe. "Which means you must be a

witch."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you," said Piper. "Giles

thinks I'm something called a Vampire Slayer. That warlock I was

fighting did something and everything got changed around."

Just then another woman came out of the kitchen. She looked to

be about twenty-five and had blonde hair. She looked at the scene

with a puzzled look on her face.

"Pheebs," she said, "why is there a stranger frozen in the

doorway? And who's this?"

"I'm Piper," said Piper. "Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Buffy," said the woman.

"This is Buffy Halliwell," said Prue. "She's out younger

sister."

THREE

Everyone sat in the living room. The sisters weren't very

comfortable with a vampire in the house. When Giles explained about

Angels' "condition", they decided it would be relatively safe at least

for a while. Angel sat in one corner of the room away from the

sunlight.

"Then you are these Charmed Ones Angel and Piper mentioned?"

Giles asked.

"Yes," said Prue. "We became the Charmed Ones about four years

ago when Buffy read an incantation out of a book."

"The Book of Shadows," said Piper. "Only as I remember it,

Phoebe read the incantation. She's actually the younger sister."

"Then who am I?" asked Buffy.

"I don't know," said Piper. "I've never met you. Prue was the

oldest, I was second, about what Phoebe's age is now, and Phoebe was

the youngest. She'd be about what your age is now."

"The Piper I know," said Giles, "is the Slayer. A girl who's

born with the abilities and strength to fight and slay vampires."

"Then why is he still alive?" asked Buffy, looking over at

Angel.

"Technically speaking, I am," said Angel. "But as Giles

explained, I have a soul. So I'm not like other vampires."

"So you say," said Buffy.

"You'll have to cut her some slack," said Phoebe. "She almost

became a vampire a while back."

"That happened to us, too," said Piper. "Only it was Paige who

almost became the vampire. We were only able to save her by

destroying the queen before Paige made her first kill."

"Those would be a lower level of vampire," said Angel. "They're

kind of a rare form of vampire who usually live on animal blood. The

queen was made when a vampire animal turned her. They're called a

Karish. All of the vampires of that line are linked. Kill the queen

and all of her victims die, too. It doesn't work that way with

'normal' vampires."

"Who's Paige?" asked Prue.

Piper explained to them who Paige was. About the death of Prue

fighting the Source and how the Power of Three was restored in Paige.

"That never happened," said Buffy. "We vanquished the Source

weeks ago, but Prue never died."

"I don't understand," said Piper. "How can things be so similar

and yet so different at the same time? Just what did that warlock do

to me?"

"Why are you talking about warlocks?" asked Leo, walking into

the room.

"Leo," gasped Piper.

"Do I know you?" asked Leo.

"You used to," sighed Piper. "We used to be married."

"I'm sorry," said Leo. "I think I would have remembered

something like that."

"Not necessarily, honey," said Phoebe. "Not if what she tells

us is true."

"Well, I still think I would be a bit old for her anyway," said

Leo.

"You're a little old for any of us," said Piper, "considering

you're over eighty years old."

"What?" asked Leo, feigning surprise.

"Leo's a White Lighter," Piper explained to Giles and Angel.

"That's sort of an angel who helps witches. Leo, this is Giles and

Angel."

"What's going on?" Leo asked Phoebe.

"She tells a very interesting story," said Phoebe. "And she's a

witch. My freezing power doesn't work on her."

"So, what's this story?" asked Leo.

He listened patiently as they explained to him what Piper

remembered and what things apparently were like now. They also

explained about Angel being a vampire and having a soul.

"That is certainly interesting," said Leo. "But you can't be a

Charmed One. These three are the Charmed Ones. There are only three

of them, not four."

Piper reached out and froze Giles and Angels.

"Then how do you explain that?" asked Piper. "Does anyone but a

Charmed One have the power to stop time?"

Piper then unfroze Giles and Angel.

"No," said Leo, "but you found have found a way to duplicate

that power. It doesn't make you a Charmed One."

"How do I convince you I'm telling the truth?" asked Piper.

Everyone looked around but no one spoke. There didn't seem to

be any way for Piper to prove her claims. Finally, Angel spoke up.

"Well," he said, "if the rumors I've heard are true, there might

be a way. Assuming you're willing to take a chance."

FOUR

"This is insane," said Buffy as Phoebe stood in the entryway

holding the Book of Shadows. "If this is a trick, she could disappear

the moment she steps outside."

"On the other hand," said Piper, "if I'm not a Charmed One, I

won't be able to take the book out of the manor."

"She's right," said Prue. "This should settle the matter one

way or another."

Phoebe handed the book to Piper. Piper looked around at the

others and then stepped to the open door. She hesitated for a moment.

What if this didn't work? She took a deep breath, closed her eyes,

and stepped through the doorway.

When she opened her eyes, she was outside the house standing on

the front porch. There were no magical barriers that had prevented

her from taking the book out of the house. She stepped back into the

manor and handed the book to Phoebe.

"Satisfied?" she asked.

"That's impossible," said Leo.

"If what you've said is true," said Giles, "it would also appear

that Piper's story must also be true. Although I am at a loss to

explain it."

"The rumors I've heard say the book protects itself," said

Angel, "and that only one of the Charmed Ones can physically remove it

from the house. The three of you as much as confirmed that those

rumors are true. So, if she's not a Charmed Ones, how was she able to

take the book out of the house?"

"This is crazy," said Prue. "It's the Power of Three, not the

Power of Four. And Piper's not even a Halliwell. This shouldn't be

happening."

"Piper," said Phoebe, "you said this all started when that

warlock attacked you at your club."

"Yes," said Piper. "He had an amulet that protected him from my

power."

"How did you get away from him?" asked Prue.

"I don't really know," said Piper. "He shot these blue beams

from his fingertips. When he tried to shoot me with that beam, I used

my explosive power on it. The next think I knew, I was here."

"A blue beam?" asked Leo.

"Yes," said Piper. "It was strange. He said he was one of the

few warlocks who couldn't steal a witch's powers. But he said

something about his employers wanting us out of the way."

"What did he look like?" asked Leo.

"About forty, I guess," said Piper. Dressed casually. He had a

goatee and was wearing some kind of ring. I couldn't tell exactly

what the looked like, though."

"Collier," said Leo.

"Yeah," said Piper. "He did say that was his name. Theodore

Collier."

"You know him, honey?" asked Phoebe.

"Not personally," said Leo. "But I know of him. He's no

ordinary warlock. As far as I know, he's the only one who shoots blue

beams from his fingertips. It would also explain a great deal."

"Who is he?" asked Prue.

Leo took the Book of Shadows from Phoebe and flipped through the

pages. He stopped at one and then handed the book back to Phoebe.

She read the entry out loud to everyone.

"Theodore Collier," she read, "dimensional warlock. Ability to

move between different dimensions at will. Powers include blinking

and a blue beam of light that is believed to move others from one

dimension to another. Hires out as a mercenary by using his power to

move witches out of their dimension into another dimension where their

powers don't function. Possesses an amulet that protects him from

witches powers."

"Not a nice guy," said Prue.

"So what happened?" asked Piper. "He used his power to move me

into another dimension?"

"So it would seem," said Giles.

"It would seem that in this dimension," said Leo, "you were born

as the Vampire Slayer instead of a Charmed One."

"But I still have my powers," said Piper. "How is that

possible?"

"When you exploded that beam he shot at you," said Prue, "it

must have deflected the beam partially. Just enough to send you

somewhere other than where he intended to send you."

"Right," said Phoebe. "And it must actually have caused you to

exchange places with this Slayer. Putting you here and sending her to

your dimension."

"If that's true," said Piper, "then my sisters are stuck in my

dimension without the Power of Three."

"There's another problem," said Giles. "Since the beam was

deflected, you were probably sent to a random dimension. Which means

we have no way to determine where you really belong. We may not be

able to send you back where you belong."

FIVE

"This is kind of strange," Piper said to Phoebe, "seeing you and

Leo together."

"Buffy made a play for him when we first met him," said Phoebe.

"She finally admitted she was only interested in him because I was."

"That's exactly what happened to me," said Piper. "Only it was

you, not Buffy. In my dimension, you're my younger sister."

"So in your dimension," said Buffy, "if you're Phoebe and Phoebe

is me, does that mean I'm this Slayer?"

"I don't know," said Piper. "As I said, I've never met you

before."

"I suppose it's possible there is no Slayer in your dimension,"

said Prue. "If what Mr. Giles says is true, things could be very

different in that respect."

"I suppose," said Piper.

"You miss her, don't you?" asked Prue.

"Who?" asked Piper.

"Your Prue," said Prue.

"Yes I do, very much," said Piper. "She helped keep us together

after dad left and mom died. If it wasn't for her, I don't know what

would have happened to us."

"She sounds a lot like our Prue," said Phoebe.

"Almost no difference from what I can see," said Piper. "I

guess some things stay constant no matter what dimension you're in."

"Probably not," said Giles, walking up to them. "Prue is who

she is because of the choices she's made in her life. It is quite

possible there are Prue's who are completely different."

"What do you mean?" asked Prue.

"Every choice has consequences," said Giles. "According to

Einstein's Theory of Relativity, every choice that can be made is

made. Only in different dimensions. Here, you chose to turn left

while in another dimension you chose to turn right. Each having its

own consequences."

"So it's possible there's a dimension where we don't even

exist?" asked Buffy.

"Most assuredly," said Giles. "In some dimension, your mother

decided not to have children. Or your parents never got married.

Here, Buffy was born into the Halliwell family, while in her dimension

Piper was."

"And somewhere there's a dimension without me," said Angel. "I

never met Darla and she never made me what I am."

"Precisely," said Giles.

"This can give you a headache," said Phoebe.

"I suggest you try not to think about it too much," said Giles.

Just then Leo orbed in. He had gone to check with the Elders

about Piper. And to see about returning her to her own dimension.

"Well?" asked Phoebe and Piper in unison.

"Oh fun," said Buffy. "Questions in stereo."

"Buffy," snapped Phoebe.

It reminded Piper so much of her and her Phoebe.

"What did you find out?" asked Phoebe.

"It's not good," said Leo. "The Elders think we're right. Our

Piper and this Piper have somehow switched places. Enough of each was

transferred to the other dimensions to transfer their powers and

abilities with them. That's why Piper can be a Charmed One and still

be only sixteen."

"At least I understand that part," said Piper.

"What about Collier?" asked Prue.

"They can't locate him," said Leo. "They think he's in another

dimension right now. It's very difficult to locate him in another

dimension. If he moves before they can find him, they'll have to

start over again. They think that until he returns to our dimension,

there's not a whole lot they can do."

"So I'm stuck here," said Piper.

"That's about the size of it," said Leo. "There's more. They

do have the power to search other dimensions. It's difficult and time

consuming, but they can do it. But finding the right one could take

years."

"Great," said Piper.

"It's also possible they may never find the right one," said

Leo. "And even if they do, it's very possible they might not even

know it's the right one. In short, unless Collier is able and willing

to point out the right dimension, the Elders think it's quite likely

that there's no chance of getting you home. Ever."

SIX

"What do you mean they can't return me?" demanded Piper. "How

hard can it be to find a dimension where I'm supposed to be a Charmed

one but I'm not?"

"Much more difficult than you might imagine," interjected Giles.

"Remember, according to the theory, every decision that can be made

has already been made in some dimension."

"So?" asked Piper.

"Imagine all the decisions you've made over the years," said

Giles. "Every day you make hundreds of them. When to get up, what to

wear, what to eat, when to leave for school or work, how to get there,

what to do first, second, and so on. Many decisions are not made

consciously. For example, many people take the same route to work.

While they do not necessarily consciously decide to do so, they make

the decision all the same."

"Okay, so there are a lot of decision," said Piper.

"Now," said Giles, "multiply that by every person on Earth. Or

more accurately, by every person who has ever lived and is living now.

Then you begin to understand how complex the problem actually is."

"It's hard to grasp something like that," said Buffy. "I mean,

the number would be huge."

"Nearly infinite actually," said Giles.

"How do you know all this?" asked Prue.

"Giles is almost a walking encyclopedia," smirked Angel.

"Hardly," said Giles. "I'm the head librarian at Pipers' high

school as well as being her Watcher. One has a tendency to pick up

things. I also enjoy reading a great deal."

"So there's no way to send her back?" asked Phoebe. "No way to

get our Piper back?"

"Not without an idea of what dimension she belongs in," said

Giles. "Unfortunately, most of what we know about other dimensions is

purely speculation. Scientific theories and postulations mostly.

Nothing very concrete, I'm afraid."

"Not necessarily," said Prue. "Leo, aren't there demons who can

move through dimensions?"

"She's right," said Piper. "I remember a demon named Abraxus.

He stole the Book of Shadows once and started undoing all of our

vanquishings. He was in another dimension."

"Yes, but I don't see how that does any good," said Leo. "I

doubt if a demon is going to help us."

"Oh, I don't know," said Angel, smiling. "It all depends on how

you ask them."

"It's unlikely they could help at any rate," said Giles. "The

sheer numbers of possible dimensions makes it improbably."

"It's all we have right now," said Phoebe. "What about a Power

of Three spell? Is it possible we could use that to send her back?"

"It might," said Leo. "But a Power of Three spell isn't all

powerful, you know that. Even it has its limits."

"It's one more chance," said Buffy. "I'll start working on one

right away."

"We should check the Book of Shadows," said Piper. "It's

possible there's something in there that can help us."

"Good idea," said Phoebe. "I'll see what I can find."

"Ideally," said Giles, "it would be most helpful to find this

warlock. If he has the power to send Piper here, it is logical to

assume he must have the power to return her."

"The Elders can't locate him anywhere," said Leo.

"Is it possible he could hide himself from these Elders?" asked

Angel.

"I suppose it's possible," said Leo. "A powerful enough magic

might hide him from them."

"Once it gets dark," said Angel, "I'll look around. If this

warlock is this powerful, someone knows something about him. I'll see

if I can find anyone who does."

"I'll go through my books," said Giles. "Perhaps I can find out

something through those."

"I saw those in the trunk," said Angel. "Do you always carry so

many books in your car with you?"

"One never knows when one is going to need reference material,"

said Giles. "Such as now."

"Geek," Buffy whispered to Piper.

"Buffy," snapped Prue.

"No, I suppose she's right," said Giles. "I suppose by today's

standards, I am something of a geek."

"That's no reason for her to be rude," said Prue. "Okay,

everyone knows what to do. Let's get started."

"Prue is a rather strong willed individual, isn't she?" Giles

asked Leo while everyone set about their tasks.

"She always has been," said Leo. "It's one of her greatest

strengths. What do you think our chances are?"

"Virtually impossible, I'm afraid," said Giles. "They simply

don't understand the enormity of the problem. Unless we get some sort

of break, I'm afraid things are going to remain as they are."

"That's what I think, too," said Leo. "I'm going to check with

the Elders again. They might have an idea or two."

As Leo orbed out, Giles thought about Piper. Neither the world

nor Sunnydale could be without a Slayer for long. And even with her

Charmed powers, this Piper was ill equipped for the constant onslaught

of vampires that deluged Sunnydale. If she were forced to stay here,

she probably wouldn't last long.

To be continued . . .

Be sure not to miss Part 3: Light In the Tunnel. While everyone

searches for a way to send Piper home and return their Piper to them,

Angel finds one possible solution. The news is not all good however,

when they learn to do it, they must locate Collier. And their time

may be running out.

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