Marooned
BI: Hola! This is my Yu-Gi-Oh fic! I'm so excited! *bounces up and down*
Malik: Just give me my beer and I'll do this quietly.
BI: *gasp* But alcohol is bad for you!
Malik: I don't give a-
BI: Watch your language!
Malik: *throws empty beer bottle away* Let's do this thing.
BI: *kicks Malik in the shin* Say it.
Malik: No!
BI: *kick*
Malik: *grumbles incoherently*
BI: *KICK*
Malik: DISCLAMER, BakaInuChan DOES NOT OWN YU-GI-OH OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! *pouts*
BI: On with the fic! ^_^ ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ Narrator: Here, at Yami Yu-Gi's house, we join Yu-Gi, Bakura, Malik, Seto, and Joey hanging out, watching football, and drinking Red Bull.
Joey: PACKERS!!!!! WOOT!
Seto: You should stop doing that; it sounds like 'peckers'.
Joey: You disgusting ingrate! I support my team! Fans win the game!
Seto: No, steroids win the game.
Bakura: *sips Coke*
Yami Yu-Gi: I don't get this football thing, where are the cards?
Bakura: There are no cards in this game!
Yami Yu-Gi: What's the point, then?
Malik: The point is to knock people like you silly! Shut up.
Seto: *sigh* I just want to watch the game, stewing in my thoughts!
Yami Yu-Gi: I'll try to understand this game you call 'football'. ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ Narrator: Little did the quarreling friends know, but there was a storm brewing outside of their house.. ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ //All of a sudden, the football game is interrupted by a News Break//
Joey: WHAT THE HELL!?!??!? *bangs on T.V. screen*
Yami Yu-Gi: Hey! That's MY television!
Joey: You can stick it up your ass!
Malik: Hey, Joey, can I have that stick?
Joey: What stick?
Malik: The one up your ass!
//Joey lunges at Malik's jugular vein//
Seto: *sigh* I can't take it, I'm going home.
Yami Yu-Gi: Wait a second guys!
//Joey and Malik stop tearing each other apart and Seto looks behind him//
Yami Yu-Gi: The News Break says that there's a flash flood warning! ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ Narrator: What will happen to the Yami's, the Hikaris, Seto, and Joey? BakaInuChan will tell you after 5 reviews!
BI: Hola! This is my Yu-Gi-Oh fic! I'm so excited! *bounces up and down*
Malik: Just give me my beer and I'll do this quietly.
BI: *gasp* But alcohol is bad for you!
Malik: I don't give a-
BI: Watch your language!
Malik: *throws empty beer bottle away* Let's do this thing.
BI: *kicks Malik in the shin* Say it.
Malik: No!
BI: *kick*
Malik: *grumbles incoherently*
BI: *KICK*
Malik: DISCLAMER, BakaInuChan DOES NOT OWN YU-GI-OH OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! *pouts*
BI: On with the fic! ^_^ ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ Narrator: Here, at Yami Yu-Gi's house, we join Yu-Gi, Bakura, Malik, Seto, and Joey hanging out, watching football, and drinking Red Bull.
Joey: PACKERS!!!!! WOOT!
Seto: You should stop doing that; it sounds like 'peckers'.
Joey: You disgusting ingrate! I support my team! Fans win the game!
Seto: No, steroids win the game.
Bakura: *sips Coke*
Yami Yu-Gi: I don't get this football thing, where are the cards?
Bakura: There are no cards in this game!
Yami Yu-Gi: What's the point, then?
Malik: The point is to knock people like you silly! Shut up.
Seto: *sigh* I just want to watch the game, stewing in my thoughts!
Yami Yu-Gi: I'll try to understand this game you call 'football'. ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ Narrator: Little did the quarreling friends know, but there was a storm brewing outside of their house.. ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ //All of a sudden, the football game is interrupted by a News Break//
Joey: WHAT THE HELL!?!??!? *bangs on T.V. screen*
Yami Yu-Gi: Hey! That's MY television!
Joey: You can stick it up your ass!
Malik: Hey, Joey, can I have that stick?
Joey: What stick?
Malik: The one up your ass!
//Joey lunges at Malik's jugular vein//
Seto: *sigh* I can't take it, I'm going home.
Yami Yu-Gi: Wait a second guys!
//Joey and Malik stop tearing each other apart and Seto looks behind him//
Yami Yu-Gi: The News Break says that there's a flash flood warning! ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ Narrator: What will happen to the Yami's, the Hikaris, Seto, and Joey? BakaInuChan will tell you after 5 reviews!