Yugi-oh! The "Wild" things of Life
Intro: Straight after school Yugi went straight home to go to bed early
because he was a bit disturbed (that day they watched "the Video"!!...our
story begins in Yugi's dream
Joey: Hey Yugi, d'ya want to go look through the hole in the ladies locker
room?
Yugi: No thanks! I've gotta get home before grandpa gets drunk and starts
watching Golden Girls, he thinks you can't get drunk with 5 bottles of
Corona.
(Tristan comes running and prancing about a new card in his hand)
Tristan: Cyber commander rules! Cyber commander rules! Hey Joey, Yugi,
check this out! I got this by trading all my pornos! 8 playboys and 3 girls
next door to be exact!
Joey: God you're a moron! I could beat that with my letter opener!
wait...this morning I was missing all my porno's! Why I oughtta!-
Tristan: but it makes me happy Joseph...
Joey:Well I guess for a friend.
Yugi: Hey! Do you know what?! Today I found out the gym teacher's a lesbo!
Joey: Where have you been? Almost everybody knows that!
Yugi: Oh, I guess I better go then. Bye!!
Joey: Okay Tristan! Time to get down to business, that was only an act
cause Mai was walking by! ...
(later at home)
Yugi: Granpa, I'm h--, Tea?
Tea: Don't worry, Your grandpa's over at my grandma's watchin the nick at
nite's Golden girl's marathon.
Yugi: And...why are you here?
Tea: There's something I've been dying to tell you...
Yugi: Well I gotta finish a science project so could you tell me in my
room?
Tea: Ughnn...sure...
(In Yugi's bedroom (tee-hee) ^ - ^
Yugi: Okay the effect of aftershve on hamsters...oh! What was it you were
going to tell me?
Tea: Anyhow, we've been friends for quite a while, ughnn...Could you turn
into big you?
Yugi: I guess...
*BAMF*
Tea: Anyhow I think you are one of the sexiest men alive and your hair
just...TURNS ME ON!!
(Tea starts to make out with Yugi (yami), a short second after she
deepened the kiss, she pulled back and then started to lift up her shirt
when...he woke up)
Yugi: DAMN!!!
(he goes downstairs to find grandpa drunk watching Golden Girls with a
K57 soviet rifle...don't ask me how he got it)
Yugi: Grandpa! You're drunk and your watching an old woman's chick-flick
and is that thing even loaded?
Grandpa: Ughnn...*BURP* Aaah I only had 4 cans and it's not *BOOM*
(Yugi is now dead)
THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET DRUNK AND LET THEM WATCH GOLDEN GIRLS AND
ALLOW THEM TO OWN FOREIGN WEAPONS FROM RUSSIA
Intro: Straight after school Yugi went straight home to go to bed early
because he was a bit disturbed (that day they watched "the Video"!!...our
story begins in Yugi's dream
Joey: Hey Yugi, d'ya want to go look through the hole in the ladies locker
room?
Yugi: No thanks! I've gotta get home before grandpa gets drunk and starts
watching Golden Girls, he thinks you can't get drunk with 5 bottles of
Corona.
(Tristan comes running and prancing about a new card in his hand)
Tristan: Cyber commander rules! Cyber commander rules! Hey Joey, Yugi,
check this out! I got this by trading all my pornos! 8 playboys and 3 girls
next door to be exact!
Joey: God you're a moron! I could beat that with my letter opener!
wait...this morning I was missing all my porno's! Why I oughtta!-
Tristan: but it makes me happy Joseph...
Joey:Well I guess for a friend.
Yugi: Hey! Do you know what?! Today I found out the gym teacher's a lesbo!
Joey: Where have you been? Almost everybody knows that!
Yugi: Oh, I guess I better go then. Bye!!
Joey: Okay Tristan! Time to get down to business, that was only an act
cause Mai was walking by! ...
(later at home)
Yugi: Granpa, I'm h--, Tea?
Tea: Don't worry, Your grandpa's over at my grandma's watchin the nick at
nite's Golden girl's marathon.
Yugi: And...why are you here?
Tea: There's something I've been dying to tell you...
Yugi: Well I gotta finish a science project so could you tell me in my
room?
Tea: Ughnn...sure...
(In Yugi's bedroom (tee-hee) ^ - ^
Yugi: Okay the effect of aftershve on hamsters...oh! What was it you were
going to tell me?
Tea: Anyhow, we've been friends for quite a while, ughnn...Could you turn
into big you?
Yugi: I guess...
*BAMF*
Tea: Anyhow I think you are one of the sexiest men alive and your hair
just...TURNS ME ON!!
(Tea starts to make out with Yugi (yami), a short second after she
deepened the kiss, she pulled back and then started to lift up her shirt
when...he woke up)
Yugi: DAMN!!!
(he goes downstairs to find grandpa drunk watching Golden Girls with a
K57 soviet rifle...don't ask me how he got it)
Yugi: Grandpa! You're drunk and your watching an old woman's chick-flick
and is that thing even loaded?
Grandpa: Ughnn...*BURP* Aaah I only had 4 cans and it's not *BOOM*
(Yugi is now dead)
THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET DRUNK AND LET THEM WATCH GOLDEN GIRLS AND
ALLOW THEM TO OWN FOREIGN WEAPONS FROM RUSSIA