[A weird idea I had for my first .Hack//SIGN fanfic that I got while doing yardwork with my Dad. What if the creators of The World gave every group of charcaters and the main characters of .hack//SIGn all were put into one garden group?
Warnings: Subaru bashing, cursing and insanity
Disclaimers: What in the seven hells makes you think I own .Hack//SIGN or Project .Hack? I own Project: Tsukasa which can be found on my bio. ]
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.Hack//GARDEN
*Tsukasa, Mimiru, Bear, BT, Subaru, Crim, Silver Knight, Sora and Maha all enter a large field in The World*
Mimiru: So we get to keep a garden. Cooooooooo~oool
Tsukasa: Gar-den?
Mimiru: *sweatdrops*
Maha: *talks to Tsukasa but we can't hear anything*
Tsukasa: Oh.
Sora: You guys are being booooring. Can we get to work?
Silver Knight(SK): You shut up.
Sora: No way!
Silver Knight: Yes way! *shoves Sora*
Sora: *bumps into Subaru and sends her flying into a large venus fly trap*
Subaru: AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: The authoress is cruel..
Authoress: *pops up* No breaking the fouth-wall, and yes, I am very cruel but it was mentioned Subaru would get bashed. *disappears*
Tsukasa: YOU NEVER SAID YOU'D SHOVE HER INTO A PLANT!!!!!!!!!!
Crim and SK: *manage to pull Subaru out*
Voice from above: damn, they got her out..
Tsukasa: *thinks it's Morgana and freaks out* AH!!!!!
BT: This is gonna be a very long day......
Mimiru: *runs off and comes back dragging Tsukasa behind her*
Tsukasa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Bear: Very long day......
Everyone: .......*are clueless as to what to do next*
Crim: How about we split into groups of three and cover the area? We need one leader per place.
*Everyone decides teams*
BT: *is in a team with Sora and Tsukasa*
Mimiru: *is with Bear and Maha*
Crim: *is with Subaru and SK*
Voice from the sky: Let the gardening begin!!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: *freaks out again* AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
BT and Sora: *run after him*
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Hm? So what do you think? I am the voice from above that keeps scaring tsukasa. This fic takes place anytime between when we get a good look at BT's life and when Maha dies in the second to last episode. R&R.
Warnings: Subaru bashing, cursing and insanity
Disclaimers: What in the seven hells makes you think I own .Hack//SIGN or Project .Hack? I own Project: Tsukasa which can be found on my bio. ]
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.Hack//GARDEN
*Tsukasa, Mimiru, Bear, BT, Subaru, Crim, Silver Knight, Sora and Maha all enter a large field in The World*
Mimiru: So we get to keep a garden. Cooooooooo~oool
Tsukasa: Gar-den?
Mimiru: *sweatdrops*
Maha: *talks to Tsukasa but we can't hear anything*
Tsukasa: Oh.
Sora: You guys are being booooring. Can we get to work?
Silver Knight(SK): You shut up.
Sora: No way!
Silver Knight: Yes way! *shoves Sora*
Sora: *bumps into Subaru and sends her flying into a large venus fly trap*
Subaru: AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: The authoress is cruel..
Authoress: *pops up* No breaking the fouth-wall, and yes, I am very cruel but it was mentioned Subaru would get bashed. *disappears*
Tsukasa: YOU NEVER SAID YOU'D SHOVE HER INTO A PLANT!!!!!!!!!!
Crim and SK: *manage to pull Subaru out*
Voice from above: damn, they got her out..
Tsukasa: *thinks it's Morgana and freaks out* AH!!!!!
BT: This is gonna be a very long day......
Mimiru: *runs off and comes back dragging Tsukasa behind her*
Tsukasa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Bear: Very long day......
Everyone: .......*are clueless as to what to do next*
Crim: How about we split into groups of three and cover the area? We need one leader per place.
*Everyone decides teams*
BT: *is in a team with Sora and Tsukasa*
Mimiru: *is with Bear and Maha*
Crim: *is with Subaru and SK*
Voice from the sky: Let the gardening begin!!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: *freaks out again* AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
BT and Sora: *run after him*
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Hm? So what do you think? I am the voice from above that keeps scaring tsukasa. This fic takes place anytime between when we get a good look at BT's life and when Maha dies in the second to last episode. R&R.