A/N: okay this is really stupid but I feel the need to post it I happen to like it but hey to if you don't well poo on you! So here goes!

Disclaimer!!!!! I do not own harry potter if I did I would be rich and off living somewhere pretty instead of Houston , Texas which I swear is a very bad place to live so NEVER VISIT IT SUX! But most of you live in britian land so you probably don't know where Houston is unless of course ya'll are a lot smarter than us Americans which I think you are cuz ya'll don't sit on your fat 'arses' all day watching tv and eat mc donalds and then sue them for making you fat. Okay sorry I am rambling… on with the fic!

James-

I know something you don't know!

Sirius

Sirius-

And?

James

James-

You are gunna want to know this

Sirius

James-

Padfoot is right you'll love this

Remus

Remus-

Don't tell me you know too!

James

James-

You are correct my fine-feathered-friend!

Remus

Remus-

Jamie doesn't have feathers, or am I missing something?

Sirius

Sirius-

No it just sounds funny, doesn't it?

Remus-

Yeah it does!

Sirius

Sirius-

Moving on! And don't call me Jamie!

James

James-

Lily knows!

Sirius

Sirius-

What do I know?

Lily

Lily-

How did you get this note?

Remus

Remus-

James gave it to me

Lily

James-

James! (lol)

Sirius

Sirius-

Well forgive me for wanting to know!

James

Sirius-

Wait you said you wouldn't tell!

Lily

Lily-

I lied

Sirius

Lily-

Not a very nice person is he?

Remus

Remus-

Nope!

Lily

Lily-

Hey!

Sirius

Sirius-

Tell me!

James

James-

Not until you ask her!

Remus

Remus-

FINE!

James

Lily-

Will you go out with me? J

James

Remus-

Look! Prongs put a smiley face!

Sirius

Sirius-

It's Mr. Romance!

Remus

Rem & Sir-

SHE SAID YES!!! J

James

James-

I am going to ignore the fact that you put my name last

Sirius

James-

I am going to ignore the sexual implications in that smiley face seeing as you used it to ask Lily out

Remus

Rem & Sir-

SHE SAID YES!

James

James-

Really?                                                            ( A/N: this is sarcastic just to let u

Remus                                                                                              know)

Remus-

Yes I did!

Lily

James-

My name is still last L

Sirius

Sir & Rem-

Now you have to tell me! Sirius I put your name first so … SHUT-UP! Sorry Remus but it had to be done

James

James-

It's okay, I know it does take a lot of effort to get Siri to be normal… actually never mind, I forgot, Sirius is never normal

Remus

James-

Ok here is my BIG secret that you have been begging me to tell you… it is dun dun dun dun… … …

Sirius

Sirius-

Geez the suspense is just killing me ( I am rolling my eyes but you can't see that)

James

 Remy & James-

Snape has a wedgie! Look at it!

Sirius

Sirius-

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!! I did not need to know that! Oh yeah and thanks for putting my name last you LOSER!

James

Sirius-

I am going to ignore the fact that you were actually looking at Snape's wedgie. That is so gross!

Remus

You two prats-

Now I feel really loved

Sirius

Sirius-

Wait I thought you were going to tell him what it told you and Rem?

Lily

Sirius-

So did I

Remus

Remy & Lily-

I'm not that mean!

Sirius

Sirius-

Oh yes you are!

James

James you prat-

I am pretending I didn't read that!

Sirius

Remus-

What did Lily tell you?

James

James-

That she fancied you but you know that now that you two are going out, congrats by the way!

Remus

Everybody who will ever read this note-

OH YEAH! POO ON EVERYONE SHE LIKES ME! NOT ANYONE ELSE BUT ME!

James

James-

NO DUH!

Sirius

Sirius-

I think someone needs to get a-hold of themselves

Remus

Remus-

Who?

James

James-

YOU!

Lily

Lily-

Sorry

James

James-

Good puppy, you do everything I say!

Lily

Lily-

I am the puppy Lily!

Sirius

Siri-

Then sit and be good instead of throwing spit-balls at your cousin!

Remy

Remy-

Ha ha ha death to Bellatrix!

Siri

                                                            (ironic huh?)

ok I hope you liked that if I get ten reviews I'll put another one of these up if I don't well it's your loss I have a whole 6 notebooks full of these little thingys but it is so hard to find time to get them online!