[Hn....Just don't ask...

Warnings: Still bashing Subaru, still small curses and still insanity

Disclaimer: If you think I own .Hack//SIGN, you are indeed a weird one.

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(In group 1)

BT: *pokes a flower-bud with her staff and watches it bloom* Mmmmmkay...

Tsukasa: *sits on a stone bench and blinks a few times* .........

Sora: *leans against a weeping willow*

Tsukasa: *lays back on the bench and stares at the sky*

BT: *pokes other flower buds out of boredom*

Sora: *smirks, walks over to the bench Tsukasa is sitting at and flips it backwards*

Tsukasa: *falls backwards* !!!!

BT: *rolls her eyes*

(Group 2)

Mimiru: *waltzs around and waters flowers*

Maha: *says something*

Mimiru: *was looking at Maha* What?

Maha: *says something again*

Mimiru: Huh?

Maha: *smacks forehead, floats up to Mimiru and says it again*

Mimiru: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!?!?!?!? *attacks Maha*

Bear: *twitches*

(Group 3)

SK: *attacks anything that blooms*

Crim: *watches him amused*

Subaru: *is concerned for the flowers* SK, stop it!

SK: I thought I was called Silver Knight....

Subaru: Eh?

Crim: What are you talking about SK?

SK: MY NAME IS SILVER KNIGHT!!!!!! *attacks Crim*

Subaru: *watches them try to kill eachother*

(Group 2)

Bear: How about we have a competition to see who can grow the best part of the garden.....before you kill that cat...

Mimiru: *stops strangling Maha* OK, that'll be fun! ^^ I'll tell everyone. *gates out to go write an e-mail*

Maha: *floats into a tree and relaxes*

(Group 1)

Sora: *is carving gorey bloody images into trees*

BT: *sarcastically* Niiiiiiiice

Sora: I thought so...

BT: I was being sarcastic.

Sora: Me too.

BT: *blinks* .........

Sora: *blinks*

BT: Oh, there's an e-mail from Mimiru...A contest for which group can grow the best part of the garden.

Tsukasa: *sits up from the bench* O.....K

Sora: It's better than just sitting here...

(Group 3)

Balmung: *appears ou of nowhere* THE FANGIRLS ARE ATTACKING!!!! I AM EINSTEIN THE CRICKET!!!!!! MAY THE BISCUITS BE YOUR BIG TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subaru, Crim and SK: O_o;;

SK: *punches Crim while staring at Balmung*

Balmung: WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY!??!

Crim: You said the biscuits are attacking, that you were Fangirl the cricket and to let Einstein be our Big toe.

SK: No no no, he said that Einstein was attacking, he was biscuit the big toe and to let fangirls be our crickets.

Subaru: Actually, you said that crickets were biscuits, that you were a fangirl and to let the big toe be our Einstein.

All four: *blink* .........

Balmung: I have issues...

Crim: It's the bishounen's life...

Balmung: How would you know?

Crim: I am one.

Balmung: You wish.

Crim: DIE, YOU VILE FANGIRL INFESTED FILTH!!!!!!

Balmung: *disappears*

Crim: *stabs Subaru instead*

Voice from Above: Yay!

Voices in the distance: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Chicken wuss! Knock it off Sora! Chicken wuss, Chicken wuss! STOP IT!!!! *sobbing noises*

Everyone except BT, Sora, Tsukasa and Balmung who disappeared: O.........kie dokie...

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