[It's early morning and I'm bored. We all know this will be weird.

Disclaimer: Who throws a cupcake? Honestly? Oh...I don't own .Hack//SIGN. *sigh*

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(Group 1)

BT: *is rying to make Tsukasa stop screaming and yelling*

Tsukasa: No, NO! THE VOICE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Sora: *is watching Tsukasa in amusment*

(Group 2)

[A/N: The basic idea was taken from Felis Lunensis but I didn't understand so I used my own ideas with yours, thus forming...]

Maha: *walks over to a box and opens it*

Huge Plant thing from the box: *attacks Maha and sends her flying backwards*

Maha: *lands near Tsukasa, screams something but we can't hear and runs back*

Tsukasa: *gasps* MAHA!

Maha: *turns around and does an anime smile at Tsukasa* ^__^;;;

(Group 3)

Subaru: *is dying and bleeding on the ground*

SK and Crim: *are talking about manga*

Subaru: HELLO!?!? DYING PERSON HERE!!!!!!

SK: *waves a little flag*

Crim: *takes out and eggtimer*

Eggtimer: DING!

SK: *pulls out a noise maker and pops it in his own face*

Crim and SK: *go back to talking*

Subaru: O_o;

(Group 1)

BT: OK, we've got nothing done so lets get to work.

Sora: *slices apart weeds with the blades that come out of his gloves*

Tsukasa and BT: *pull out the weeds by hand*

Tsukasa and BT: ......

Sora: HAH!!!!! WHOOOP! SHING!!!

(Group 2)

Mimiru: *sings a song about losing her mind*

Bear: You've got some serious problems Mimiru...

Mimiru: THANK YOU!!

Maha: *is whacking the Box with a stick that looks like Tsukasa's staff*

(Group 1)

Tsukasa: Hey, where's my staff??

(Group 3)

Subaru: *starts screaming* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT CAN'T END THIS WAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I'm supposed to die in a beautiful place with my lover!!! DARn YOU, PHSYCIC HOROSCOPES!! DARN YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!

Crim and SK: *sing* Those silly Horoscopes I guess I can't trust them after all!

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Very stupid, neh? Well, I don't care what you think...Wait,l YES I DO!!!!!! R&R.