[Parts of this next chapter may be disturbing for the sane. The scene between Sora and Subaru was inspired by a recent RP between me and a friend who calls herself Sango Minamono.

Disclaimer: ......I dun own....]

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(Group 1)

BT: *is planting stuff*

Tsukasa: * is pruning something*

Sora: *is away spying on other groups*

All: ..............

(Group 2)

Mimiru: *blinks like she just remembered something and looks at Maha* KITTY!!!! ^^

Maha: *screams something but we only hear a squeak*

Bear: *screams* IT MADE A NOISE!!!!!! THE CAT MADE A NOISE!!!!!!!!!

Mimiru: KITTY!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

(Group 3)

Subaru: *is shoving muffins into Sora's mouth* TALK!

Sora: *was discovered and tries to talk through the muffins*

Crim: Weren't you dead, Subaru?

Subaru: *confused look* I think the authoress is being nice to me.

Voice from above: No, I just forgot. And no breakage of the fourth wall.

Tsukasa's voice from a distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora's voice from a distance: WILL YOU SHUT UP!?!

Voice from Above: Yeeah....Well, I'm letting you live for the moment so feel happy. NEKOBARA HAS SPOKEN!!

All except Tsukasa: Ya...

Tsukasa's voice in the distance: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Group 1)

BT: *is hitting Sora out of fury* I CAN'T EGT ANYTHING DONE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Tsukasa: *is curled up in a deserted party of the garden* I'm in my own little wooooorld. La dee da dee da. No bad voices. This is my world(1).

Sora: *has large bumps on his head*

(Group 2)

Maha: *is suffocating* X_x;

Mimiru: *is clinging to Maha*

Bear: *suddenly sings Obsession*

(Group 3)

Subaru: *has returned to lying on the ground in a bloody mess*

Crim and SK: *go back to talking about manga*

Subaru: WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I SIT UP IT'S A BIG DEAL BUT WHEN I DIE, NO ONE CARES?!?

Crim: 'Cause you're a stupid scrawny bi-

Voice From Above: Crim, as much as I'd love to see someone other than me curse Subaru out, you'd violate the rating.

Crim: Can I curse her out in the next .Hack//SIGN fic?

Voice from Above: NO BREAKING OF THE FLIPPIN' FOURTH WALL!!!!!! And yes, I might consider allowing it.

Crim: Yay.

(Group 1)

Tsukasa: *has returned to normal*

Voice From Above: *gets bored and makes the sky turn purple around Tsukasa just to freak him out*

Tsukasa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs off and steps on Sora's head while running*

Sora: TSUKASA!! YOU STUPID LITTLE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!!!!!! HEY, why are you beeping me? All I said was *beep*. OK, not funny! KNOCK IT OFF YOU *BEEP*!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

BT: *blinks and gates out*

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(1)= Sound familiar? He said that in an episode.

Yeah, I was bored...Again, thank my friend Sango Minamono for inspiration on the muffin scene! *claps* And Maha is the floating cat. Maha is also a girl from what I gather of the context. R&R and I'll make more!