Stop Wolfing Around

Chapter 3: When bad guys become life long friends

Angel wings: ello!

Sorry I took so long to update, but I had the chapter all ready for weeks.I just had to proof read it. Sorry that I'm so lazy guys!! But don't worry. I have the same problem at school with assignments. I usually get teachers telling me off for some reason.O well.on with the story!

Disclaimer: Don't own. Clear and simple.

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"Are you crazy!? There is no way we're telling my mum!?" Gohan's voice was filled with panic

"Huh? But why not?" Videl was obviously clueless to what things would happen to Gohan if his mum got word of this new.problem.

"Do you realise what my mum would do!?" The blank stare on Videl's face answered his question "first she would probably think I'm sick, then she'll get angry and kick me out side, then shell feel sorry for me and give me tonnes of hugs and kisses and THEN she'll probably end out tying to make the most of it and get me a collar or something, I'll never get a moment for myself!!!" He took a deep breath "and that's why were not telling my mum"

Videl had begun her laughter when he mentioned collar. "oh, C'mon on Gohan, it wouldn't be that bad."

She saw the look on his face

"well okay, maybe it might be just a little.bad" she thought for a second "I know! Why don't we tell Bulma! If any one can figure this out I'm sure she can"

Gohan thought back to family and relations history "That wouldn't work either, Bulma would tell mum then everyone else, it would be ten times worse."

She sighed "at least it was an idea."

"wait!" he suddenly got filled with excitement "you said Erasa bought this purple stuff? Right?"

"Yeah"

"Then why don't we just ask her for a cure?'

Now Videl was getting excited "even better, I KNOW where she got it, so, why don't we just go to the shop after school?!", maybe they could find a cure for poor Gohan.

"Yes! That's perfect! And then this thing will be over and done with as if it never happened!"

Both teens smiled at their own magnificence, glad they had resolved the problem.

Whilst having this new ego-boost they re-entered the classroom, both oblivious to what had happened earlier.

All the girls rushed up to Gohan and began to cling on him like he was their new teddy bear, and began asking him to go on a date with them, they were excited that such a cute boy was getting lessons from the 'one and only'.

Let's just say Videl wasn't impressed

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"please Videl, it's not my fault they like me so much, it's because they think I'm getting lessons from your Dad, nothing more" Gohan was begging to Videl for forgiveness, it wasn't his fault that he didn't have any flaws on his 'perfect body'.

"ugh, fine," Videl waved her hand away as if trying to flick away an annoying fly "but at least TRY to get them to ignore you, they get on my nerves after a while."

seriously, Gohan didn't have a clue as to how he made it through the rest of the school day, He had to constantly hide form everyone! Not a soul could be trusted.

"okay, the coast is clear, lets go!" Videl whispered as she led the way out the classroom window and headed towards 'witches delight'

As they were nearing the shop the faint sound of guns being fired could be heard.

Videl frowned "oh, great, not more criminals. I swear they're everywhere!"

"Tell me about it!" Gohan transformed into his Saiyaman outfit and they both landed in front of witches' delight where hundreds of bullets were flying everywhere.

Gohan acted as a human shield for Videl, blocking all the bullets that looked like potential threats to her. They eventually entered the shop and saw total chaos. The shop manager was crouched under the counter, with her hands on her head, trying to protect her self from little shards of glass that concrete that was ricocheting towards her.

It turns out that two different gangs of robbers were fighting over who got the loot form the shop. They were using cauldrons and large sacks of ingredients as shields, leaping out of them to attack the opposition.

Videl was about to correct the situation by sending a flying kick to the back of a criminal's head. But stopped when she noticed Gohan twitching.

"Gohan, what's wrong?"

"I... have. an. itch" Apparently being a human shield for Videl wasn't such a good idea. Sure the bullets didn't penetrate his demi-saiyan skin or hurt Videl, but one had left an itchy feeling on his arm. He was trying to keep his sanity level neutral from the constant irritating feeling. He knew what would happen if he scratched and so did Videl.

"okay, don't panic, just try and focus your mind, I'm sure if you don't think about it, it will eventually leave" She tried to ignore his constant twitching.

He tried to take Videl's advice, but was having a huge amount of trouble doing so.

"must. scratch. itch."

"Gohan, just ignore it, I know you have the power, just let it go" She didn't realise that she was starting to sound like Android 16 at the time of the Cell games, just before Gohan let out his hidden power.

His twitching only increased "can't. loosing. sanity. "

in one second all hope was lost

"ahhh.much better"

He scratched the itch.

"GOHAN! YOU IDIOT!!" She shouted from the tops of her lungs. She thought Gohan was stronger than that.

Any fighting that had occurred earlier had come to an instant halt. Both gangs were confused. Wasn't Videl Satan meant to kick their butts now? (not that they wanted to get their butts kicked it just seemed like a routine for them)

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! JUST A SCRATCH, ONE LITTLE SCRATCH!!!" Now everyone was weirded out. Videl was screaming at a black wolf that was waring a red cape.

Why was she doing that?

No one had ever seen Saiyaman enter the shop yet. They just presumed that shed shown up with the black furry creature.

As Videl continued to yell at the animal the crooks that were against each other a few seconds ago were slowly becoming best friends with each other. Videl seemed just a little angry and they didn't want to be with in the 8- kilometre radius when she completely snapped. Quietly the two batches of criminals began tiptoeing out the shop to avoid the raging Videl.

"AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE GOING!?" Both gangs stopped in mid- step. They were busted.

A rather beefy looking guy decided to speak for the whole ex-enemy group, daring to say any thing to get out of the shop alive. He began to fumble with his T-shirt whilst murmuring in a quiet voice something that sounded like "uhhh, we were just gonna get going to jail now, Miss Videl mam, if that's ok with you Miss"

Any thoughts of letting the crooks go safely to jail earlier had left the young females mind long ago. She needed stress relief and she needed it NOW. A grin crossed her face while she cracked her knuckles "I don't think so, your just gonna have to wait till your unconscious for that little luxury"

As she began to render each of criminal unconscious Gohan took this chance to escape her wrath. He made his way to the front door only to find that it was closed, and worst of all this one had a round, smooth, circular handle. How was he supposed to get through that? apparently the shop owner couldn't afford an automatic. Poor, poor Gohan, since he didn't have any hands he couldn't turn to handle. Basically he was pretty mush stuffed.

So close and yet so far.

Videl finished up her 'community service' with brushing her hands and walked over to Gohan. "that's better, now, let's get this cure and leave" the demi-saiyan-turned-wolf was extremely surprised. Wasn't Videl really angry two minutes ago? Criminal bashing must be really good stress relief for Videl. Maybe he should hang around criminals more often.

They both made there way to the shopkeeper, who was beginning to clean up the mess of glass and powders that littered the floor.

"Excuse me, Miss uhhh." Videl didn't know what to address the shopkeeper.

"Quar, just Quar" She looked at Videl with a smile on her face. She had blonde hair tied in a messy ponytail and mysterious dark blue eyes that almost looked a shade of piercing purple if viewed in the right light.

"Thankyou very much Videl for getting rid of those horrible men, they destroyed my shop, but it's not beyond repair." She saw Gohan and gave him a gentle rub behind the ear "and you must be Gohan, correct?"

Gohan made a growl that sounded exactly like a purr, he never knew being rubbed behind the ears could feel so nice. Some of his senses must have improved when he was in this form.

Since Gohan was in too much of a trance to realise what was happening Videl pondered how the woman knew Gohan's name. Sure, the shop owner knew Videl's name, but then, who didn't? after all she was the daughter of a celebrity. But still how did she know Gohan's?

"Let's just say I have a few little tricks," Quar mumbled

Wait a minuet. Did Quar just read her mind? If she did she wasn't telling.

She stopped rubbing Gohan to his dismay and got to the point "So, you came here for a cure for your adorable little friend?

"yes," Videl snapped back. This woman was a little annoying, was this woman coming on to Gohan?

Nah. Even if she were, he wouldn't fall for such a cheap trick. She just wanted the stupid cure and to get out, before she made someone else unconscious. "So, do you have it? the cure?"

Videl noticed her frown, she must have listened to her thoughts again "I'm sorry, but since every thing in the shop has been destroyed I can't make a cure, not, until I get more ingredients ordered. Even then, it will take a while for me to make."

'Great, that means will have to come back here' Videl thought to her self "how long will that take?"

"hmm, about two weeks"

"TWO WEEKS!!!" Both Videl and Gohan yelled. Gohan's transformation had wared off from his last scratch.

"Yes, I'm sorry for this inconvenience, but it can't be helped" She finished off with her dark blue eyes gazing on Gohan. Yet again he was in his TB underwear this time with an addition of a red Saiyaman cape.

"Yikes!" He wrapped the cape around himself and hid behind Videl without finding much cover since she was about ¾ his height "why does that keep happening!?"

The shopkeeper smiled "I'm not quite sure. maybe it's because you're naive"

Videl and Gohan anime dropped "you mean Videl was right!?"

"probably, you see, the potion, you got cursed by, gets it's power from your personality. A wolf is strong yet hidden so no-one knows it's there, you, with your great power, prefer to also keep it hidden, which is why you become that animal. So I'm probably right in saying that the underwear represents your naiveness"

Videl placed both hands on her hips triumphantly "see, I told you, you were way to naive for your own good"

"It's not my fault, I can't help it if I act the way I do" He finished putting his black vest on and began to de-capsualize his Saiyaman costume into his watch.

Videl pretended she hadn't heard "okay then, Quar, we'll be back in two weeks for the cure. How much will it cost?"

Quar pondered the thought for a second "well, you did save part of my shop from those jerks, and since you're little friend is so cute I'll give it to you free." And with that she went around to the back of the shop before Videl could protest one word.

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"I swear, that Quar lady was definitely coming on to you" Videl had been complaining about the fact that Gohan was getting seduced and how he was obviously too naive to notice.

The sun was setting and they were both heading to Videl's house (ahem, mansion). Gohan was flying her home, since she did come all the way to his place for those flying lessons and for the fact that it made him feel better to know she was going to get home safe.

A sudden thought struck him. He forgot about the tournament.

"AGH, Videl I just realised something!!!" Videl turned to see what was wrong now "what's going to happen at the martial arts tournament, that's about a week away! What if I get itchy!?"

She frowned "Gohan your still going whether you like it or not! We're not going back on our deal! Am I clear!!" She was obviously still angry with Quar.

He didn't argue. He knew very well that once you got blackmailed, you could never EVER go back on it, especially if the blackmailer was in a bad mood.

"Well, alright" he mumbled

A few minutes later another horrible thought hit Gohan "OH KNOW! VIDEL!!"

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(insert another evil laugh)

ooh I luv it!

Gohan trying to escape Videl's wrath. Poor guy. Why do we torment him so? One of the Earth's unsolved mysteries.

On the next SWA:

What's Gohan doing in his bed!?

He snuggled himself under the covers feeling their nice soft touch to his skin, nothing could ruin this moment.

And why is Goten so desperate to know the alphabet?

"Huh? What?" Goten got his bearings again "oh yeah, the reason I came was to ask what an alphabet was. Trunks won't tell me and he says that it's really important and that I should know it by now."