The Tragic Demise of Hermione Granger.
"Baby boy, you stay on my mind, fulfil my fantasy." Hermione Granger was singing in an extremely loud and off key manner, sitting on the crowded city pier. Everyone around Hermione Granger was either ducking for cover or shooting himself or herself so they wouldn't have to listen to Hermione Granger's ghastly voice. Beyoncè Knowles herself came over, and hearing this absolutely GHASTLY destruction of her wondrous song, shot herself. (No offence B). One brave civilian ran up to Hermione Granger, ears covered with hands, and kicked Hermione Granger into the water, hoping the rabid killer shark (Let's call him/her [you never can tell with sharks] Hellvin) who hadn't eaten in its life would finish Hermione Granger off. Hermione Granger just kept on singing underwater, causing the rabid killer shark called Hellvin to die of fright at this ghastly being. Hermione Granger swam over to Australia, and wondered if she would go blind looking at the sun, like everyone said. Hermione Granger had been looking at the sun for quite a few days now when Hermione Granger heard a hopping sound. Hermione Granger turned around and saw. a Kangaroo called Melvin. Melvin the Kangaroo said to her: "d' yah wanna go bloind?" "Yes Please" "No Worries Matey." Melvin the Kangaroo swam (yes, swam) to the Great Barrier Reef and visited Nemo (Let's just call this "Nemo" character Shellvin.). "How do I turn on the sun more?" Asked Melvin the Kangaroo. "Dude, how should I know?" Answered Shellvin the Nemo. " I was just minding my own business when some dude comes along and tips a bag of Cannabis into the ocean. Mind you, I'm not complaining, but it makes it terribly hard to see. Everything's fuzzy. Why don't you go and turn it up with that knob there?" At that point, Shellvin the Nemo started vomiting up Shellvin the Nemo's blood and guts, so Melvin the Kangaroo turned the knob up to full and went to see Hermione Granger. While Melvin the Kangaroo was dilly-dallying with Shellvin the Nemo, Hermione Granger got too close to the sun, got burnt to death, and died. All the people that shot themselves (Including Beyoncè Knowles) came back to life, and rejoiced. They forever made that day Ghastly Destructions of Good Songs Day. The end.
Plz review, I wrote this at midnight, so I was a bit out of it, and its very crap, I know, but oh well.
"Baby boy, you stay on my mind, fulfil my fantasy." Hermione Granger was singing in an extremely loud and off key manner, sitting on the crowded city pier. Everyone around Hermione Granger was either ducking for cover or shooting himself or herself so they wouldn't have to listen to Hermione Granger's ghastly voice. Beyoncè Knowles herself came over, and hearing this absolutely GHASTLY destruction of her wondrous song, shot herself. (No offence B). One brave civilian ran up to Hermione Granger, ears covered with hands, and kicked Hermione Granger into the water, hoping the rabid killer shark (Let's call him/her [you never can tell with sharks] Hellvin) who hadn't eaten in its life would finish Hermione Granger off. Hermione Granger just kept on singing underwater, causing the rabid killer shark called Hellvin to die of fright at this ghastly being. Hermione Granger swam over to Australia, and wondered if she would go blind looking at the sun, like everyone said. Hermione Granger had been looking at the sun for quite a few days now when Hermione Granger heard a hopping sound. Hermione Granger turned around and saw. a Kangaroo called Melvin. Melvin the Kangaroo said to her: "d' yah wanna go bloind?" "Yes Please" "No Worries Matey." Melvin the Kangaroo swam (yes, swam) to the Great Barrier Reef and visited Nemo (Let's just call this "Nemo" character Shellvin.). "How do I turn on the sun more?" Asked Melvin the Kangaroo. "Dude, how should I know?" Answered Shellvin the Nemo. " I was just minding my own business when some dude comes along and tips a bag of Cannabis into the ocean. Mind you, I'm not complaining, but it makes it terribly hard to see. Everything's fuzzy. Why don't you go and turn it up with that knob there?" At that point, Shellvin the Nemo started vomiting up Shellvin the Nemo's blood and guts, so Melvin the Kangaroo turned the knob up to full and went to see Hermione Granger. While Melvin the Kangaroo was dilly-dallying with Shellvin the Nemo, Hermione Granger got too close to the sun, got burnt to death, and died. All the people that shot themselves (Including Beyoncè Knowles) came back to life, and rejoiced. They forever made that day Ghastly Destructions of Good Songs Day. The end.
Plz review, I wrote this at midnight, so I was a bit out of it, and its very crap, I know, but oh well.