Oh dear! Ron Weasley is dead.
It was a fine day in the land of Harry Potter land, and Ron Weasley, not even knowing that Ron Weasley's friends
were all dead, (Oh dear! Ron Weasley's friends are all dead.) was sitting in his garden. He had not eaten in three
months, because of budget cuts on the set of the Harry Potter movies, so he was almost dead. Oh dear! Ron
Weasley is almost dead. He thought of a little song, because he was so pissed off at being so absolutely dying of
hunger, he started to sing it to make him happier. And also because the evil evil EVIL doggie doo in front of him on
the ground (called Smellvin) made him do it! MWAHAHAHAHA! Here is the wondorous song that Ron Weasley sang:
I'm bored right now
But happie today
I want some ice cream
Because today really sux.
I want some chocolate
I want a kiss biscuit
So don't piss me off.
Isn't it wonderful???? Anyway, back to the story. This strange 'singing' thing proved too much for Ronald Weasley's
starved personage, and so he crawled to the road on his belly, partly because he couldn't walk, and partly because
he had a weird, slightly creepy fetish for black asphalt. There he died, (Oh dear! Ron Weasley is dead.) and no one
really cared that much, because they all thought he was just asleep. The end.
OH DEAR! Please don't tell me Ron Weasley is DEAD!
It was a fine day in the land of Harry Potter land, and Ron Weasley, not even knowing that Ron Weasley's friends
were all dead, (Oh dear! Ron Weasley's friends are all dead.) was sitting in his garden. He had not eaten in three
months, because of budget cuts on the set of the Harry Potter movies, so he was almost dead. Oh dear! Ron
Weasley is almost dead. He thought of a little song, because he was so pissed off at being so absolutely dying of
hunger, he started to sing it to make him happier. And also because the evil evil EVIL doggie doo in front of him on
the ground (called Smellvin) made him do it! MWAHAHAHAHA! Here is the wondorous song that Ron Weasley sang:
I'm bored right now
But happie today
I want some ice cream
Because today really sux.
I want some chocolate
I want a kiss biscuit
So don't piss me off.
Isn't it wonderful???? Anyway, back to the story. This strange 'singing' thing proved too much for Ronald Weasley's
starved personage, and so he crawled to the road on his belly, partly because he couldn't walk, and partly because
he had a weird, slightly creepy fetish for black asphalt. There he died, (Oh dear! Ron Weasley is dead.) and no one
really cared that much, because they all thought he was just asleep. The end.
OH DEAR! Please don't tell me Ron Weasley is DEAD!