Nobody to defend the world . . .

It was a cloudy night, not that you could tell, as it was nightie nites time for Voldemort, and

everything was dark. One of Voldemort's Death eaters, lets just call him Delvin, was running

to Voldie's bedroom, for the usual reason *COUGHCOUGH* I mean, to tell him something

important.

"Wake up Voldie!" Delvin said, shaking V by the shoulders. "I have amazingly great news!"

V stirred in his sleep, saying "but I don't like the Vanilla ice cream Mummy, I want

Strawberry." "this is important V!" Delvin said, completely non aware of the fact that V was

still asleep. "Not only are all of Harry Potter's friends dead, he is too! Now you can take over

the world! MWAHAHAHAHA!" V stood up in bed, bashing his head on the ceiling, and

making a big hole in the roof. "You mean to tell me . . . It's . . . really . . . true?" V said. "You

dare to say MWAHAHAHAHA before I do? EVIL EVIL BITCH!" And with that, V smacked D

around the head with a mongoose he . . . er . . . just happened to have lying around. And

with that, V took over the world, killing everyone, even Dumbledore. He killed all of his death

eaters, and the Malfoys were last to die. V killed Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy, and all

of Draco's long lost sisters or cousins (girls, of course) which always pop up on this website

from time to time. Draco was very angry at V for killing all his amazingly hot long lost sisters

and cousins (not actually related to him of course) So he poked Voldie in the head and V

disappeared, never to be seen ever again. So Draco was alone in the world. What to do, what

to do . . .