Disclaimer: This is purely comedic and I don't own ANY Degrassi chars
though I wish I did hehe. OK, anyway I hope I get a few laughs out of
this, if anyone doesn't find making fun of people humorous then I suggest
you don't read this. Anyway, here we go!
Paige and Terri were walking down the hall when Mr. Sean Cameron came running down the opposite end treading right into Terri.
"Watch where you're going!" Terri screamed massaging her body with her fingers.
Sean gave her a once over and snarled. "Watch where you stand you fat pig. I bet if you weren't so big I wouldn't run into you." A tear ran down Terri's plump and heavily made up cheek.
Paige couldn't help but laugh; she had noticed Terri's abnormal largeness. Sean just snorted at her too. "I wouldn't be laughing, Micalbitch, you're one ugly whore."
Paige shut up immediately and flicked him when Sean started running again. Just then someone stuck their foot our and made Paige fall on the ground causing one of her teeth to break.
Spinner started laughing but just then he popped a huge boner and poked Paige in the eye.
"Oops, sorry my sha boink boink is out of control!" Spinner covered it up with his folder, which was polluted with Tilly's stickers.
Jimmy laughed at all of them. Just then Ashley and Ellie walked by with Kendra tagging along beside them. "Wait guys, I wanted to know if you were interested in Anime!" Kendra whined.
Toby was right behind Kendra. He talked in an annoying scratchy voice. "Wait, Kendra my sweet, we must flee from this place. It is filled with preps and punks and we, the anime-lovers, must create a colony of our own!!!!"
Kendra screamed and ran away from him. "Get away from me you four- eyed psycho!"
Manny and Emma were walking down the hall when they spotted Craig. Emma tripped Manny so she could get there first but Manny grabbed her foot.
"C'mon braceface, FALL!" Manny screamed. Craig ran over to help him and soon slipped on a banana peel that Liberty had just thrown on the floor.
"Oops, sorry guys." She said nonchalantly and started sucking on the banana. "Practice." JT Yorke then appeared with his cap backwards. He walked like a duck and Craig punched him in the face.
"What was that for?" JT asked, his mouth bleeding.
"You stole my girl!" Craig yelled.
"No I didn't!" JT cried. "Mommy!"
"Oh, my bad." Craig laughed a little and started making out with Manny. Emma gave Craig a wedgie and ran off in the other direction laughing like a witch.
All in all the day went by really bad and things only got worse.
THE END
That was super retarded. You can all flame me and I will not care, I needed to get that out hehehe. I don't think I'll make another chap. This is for pure enjoyment! LOLZ! Please don't hate me because I wrote this, my other fic is waaaay better! LOVE YOU ALL HEHEHEHEHHE.
*runs away screaming and laughing like a witch* HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Paige and Terri were walking down the hall when Mr. Sean Cameron came running down the opposite end treading right into Terri.
"Watch where you're going!" Terri screamed massaging her body with her fingers.
Sean gave her a once over and snarled. "Watch where you stand you fat pig. I bet if you weren't so big I wouldn't run into you." A tear ran down Terri's plump and heavily made up cheek.
Paige couldn't help but laugh; she had noticed Terri's abnormal largeness. Sean just snorted at her too. "I wouldn't be laughing, Micalbitch, you're one ugly whore."
Paige shut up immediately and flicked him when Sean started running again. Just then someone stuck their foot our and made Paige fall on the ground causing one of her teeth to break.
Spinner started laughing but just then he popped a huge boner and poked Paige in the eye.
"Oops, sorry my sha boink boink is out of control!" Spinner covered it up with his folder, which was polluted with Tilly's stickers.
Jimmy laughed at all of them. Just then Ashley and Ellie walked by with Kendra tagging along beside them. "Wait guys, I wanted to know if you were interested in Anime!" Kendra whined.
Toby was right behind Kendra. He talked in an annoying scratchy voice. "Wait, Kendra my sweet, we must flee from this place. It is filled with preps and punks and we, the anime-lovers, must create a colony of our own!!!!"
Kendra screamed and ran away from him. "Get away from me you four- eyed psycho!"
Manny and Emma were walking down the hall when they spotted Craig. Emma tripped Manny so she could get there first but Manny grabbed her foot.
"C'mon braceface, FALL!" Manny screamed. Craig ran over to help him and soon slipped on a banana peel that Liberty had just thrown on the floor.
"Oops, sorry guys." She said nonchalantly and started sucking on the banana. "Practice." JT Yorke then appeared with his cap backwards. He walked like a duck and Craig punched him in the face.
"What was that for?" JT asked, his mouth bleeding.
"You stole my girl!" Craig yelled.
"No I didn't!" JT cried. "Mommy!"
"Oh, my bad." Craig laughed a little and started making out with Manny. Emma gave Craig a wedgie and ran off in the other direction laughing like a witch.
All in all the day went by really bad and things only got worse.
THE END
That was super retarded. You can all flame me and I will not care, I needed to get that out hehehe. I don't think I'll make another chap. This is for pure enjoyment! LOLZ! Please don't hate me because I wrote this, my other fic is waaaay better! LOVE YOU ALL HEHEHEHEHHE.
*runs away screaming and laughing like a witch* HAPPY HALLOWEEN!