Disclaimer: Well, someone asked for a sequel so I decided: Oh what the
hell, who cares. So, HERE IT IS! I hope this turns out as funny as the
other one.
We'll start with Terri today.
The day progressed and Terri was deeply pissed at Sean for saying those mean things to her and at Paige for laughing. So, she decided to go crawling back to Ashley who was still walking around with Ellie.
"Hey, Ash." Terri smiled. She resembled a pig so much then that Sean couldn't resist. He oinked behind her and pretended to pull an imaginary tail on her rear end.
"Hey piggy pig! Soouuiiieee!"
Terri jumped up and around making the ground move. "Seeeaaan. Cut it ouuuut!"
She kept whining like this at Sean following him throughout the period. All the Degrassi children had skipped class and were now walking around like idiots.
JT was holding his eye,which was bloody and swollen. "Stupid Craig, he thinks he's all cool with his camera, well, he ISN'T."
"Where's Kendra?" Toby asked JT.
"With Spinner."
"Why?"
"I think they're having incest or something."
"Ew."
"I know. That's what I said. Spinner just punched me in my stomach." JT lifted his shirt to show a humongous bruise upon his belly button.
"Let's just hope he doesn't kill her with his gigantic boners."
Emma then walked in with Manny who was still making out with Craig. JT stuck out his leg so Manny and Craig fell on the ground and Manny would have grabbed on to Emma's chest, but she doesn't have one, so Emma wasn't affected by JT's leg.
Craig looked up and screeched. "Hey! What was that for?" (AN: Has anyone noticed that whenever Craig asks a questions his voice kind of flips in the end, its so cute!)
JT grabbed Manny and kissed her. "Now I stole your woman!"
Craig jumped up and starting chasing after JT who flew right into Paige's rack making her fall over and bust another tooth. JT was happy though because his face was nuzzled in between Paige's breasts.
"Get out you little maggot." She said squirting blood on him. JT smiled and then felt Craig's arm around his neck. Soon JT was paralyzed on the floor.
"There you little bitch." Craig muttered. He smiled and took out his camera. "Oh yeah." CLICK. He took a picture of JT's immobility.
Toby spotted Kendra. "My sweet!"
Kendra screamed and ran behind Spinner's boner. "PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME."
Jimmy was sitting watching all these people being stupid. He hadn't done anything retarded yet. His time will come though.
Liberty was still sucking on her banana and stopped by Jimmy. "Hey Jimmy. Like what you see?" She sucked on the banana.
"Uh, no." Jimmy said it like it was obvious.
Liberty was upset. "Why?"
"Because, I'm gay. Duh." (AN: THANK GOD JIMMY IS NOT REALLY GAY!!!!)
Liberty shrugged and began walking again still sucking on her banana.
Sean was still being followed by Terri until he found a pin cushion and popped her fat ass. She flew through the air farting all the while and screamed for Paige.
Then the bell rang for lunch.
Wow, crazy.
END OF CHAPTER
OK, I'm done. REVIIIIIEWWW!
We'll start with Terri today.
The day progressed and Terri was deeply pissed at Sean for saying those mean things to her and at Paige for laughing. So, she decided to go crawling back to Ashley who was still walking around with Ellie.
"Hey, Ash." Terri smiled. She resembled a pig so much then that Sean couldn't resist. He oinked behind her and pretended to pull an imaginary tail on her rear end.
"Hey piggy pig! Soouuiiieee!"
Terri jumped up and around making the ground move. "Seeeaaan. Cut it ouuuut!"
She kept whining like this at Sean following him throughout the period. All the Degrassi children had skipped class and were now walking around like idiots.
JT was holding his eye,which was bloody and swollen. "Stupid Craig, he thinks he's all cool with his camera, well, he ISN'T."
"Where's Kendra?" Toby asked JT.
"With Spinner."
"Why?"
"I think they're having incest or something."
"Ew."
"I know. That's what I said. Spinner just punched me in my stomach." JT lifted his shirt to show a humongous bruise upon his belly button.
"Let's just hope he doesn't kill her with his gigantic boners."
Emma then walked in with Manny who was still making out with Craig. JT stuck out his leg so Manny and Craig fell on the ground and Manny would have grabbed on to Emma's chest, but she doesn't have one, so Emma wasn't affected by JT's leg.
Craig looked up and screeched. "Hey! What was that for?" (AN: Has anyone noticed that whenever Craig asks a questions his voice kind of flips in the end, its so cute!)
JT grabbed Manny and kissed her. "Now I stole your woman!"
Craig jumped up and starting chasing after JT who flew right into Paige's rack making her fall over and bust another tooth. JT was happy though because his face was nuzzled in between Paige's breasts.
"Get out you little maggot." She said squirting blood on him. JT smiled and then felt Craig's arm around his neck. Soon JT was paralyzed on the floor.
"There you little bitch." Craig muttered. He smiled and took out his camera. "Oh yeah." CLICK. He took a picture of JT's immobility.
Toby spotted Kendra. "My sweet!"
Kendra screamed and ran behind Spinner's boner. "PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME."
Jimmy was sitting watching all these people being stupid. He hadn't done anything retarded yet. His time will come though.
Liberty was still sucking on her banana and stopped by Jimmy. "Hey Jimmy. Like what you see?" She sucked on the banana.
"Uh, no." Jimmy said it like it was obvious.
Liberty was upset. "Why?"
"Because, I'm gay. Duh." (AN: THANK GOD JIMMY IS NOT REALLY GAY!!!!)
Liberty shrugged and began walking again still sucking on her banana.
Sean was still being followed by Terri until he found a pin cushion and popped her fat ass. She flew through the air farting all the while and screamed for Paige.
Then the bell rang for lunch.
Wow, crazy.
END OF CHAPTER
OK, I'm done. REVIIIIIEWWW!